@jessicadolph.bsky.social
I like to make things. Mostly jewelry. Seattle, WA
Pyreandvise.bigcartel.com
Pyreandvise.bigcartel.com
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IT'S FUCKING CALLED BABA O'RILEY YOU FASCIST GOD DAMN SWINE
Very possibly the most incoherent playlist in music history. Utterly berserk.
September 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
IT'S FUCKING CALLED BABA O'RILEY YOU FASCIST GOD DAMN SWINE
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mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance
A $50 million gift will fund Native student scholarships for the next five years and create a permanent endowment to support Indigenous students for generations.
A $50 million gift from MacKenzie Scott is being dedicated entirely to Native students, with $10 million funding scholarships over the next five years and $40 million placed in a permanent endowment to support Native students for generations to come.
A $50 million gift from MacKenzie Scott is being dedicated entirely to Native students, with $10 million funding scholarships over the next five years and $40 million placed in a permanent endowment to support Native students for generations to come.
nativenewsonline.net
September 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance
Ha!!!
September 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Ha!!!
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When I texted "bitchin" it autocorrected to "bitcoin." What kind of world are we leaving for our youth?
September 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
When I texted "bitchin" it autocorrected to "bitcoin." What kind of world are we leaving for our youth?
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You’re Not Hallucinating: The Amount of Recalled Food Is Skyrocketing newrepublic.com/post/214946/...
You’re Not Hallucinating: The Amount of Recalled Food Is Skyrocketing
Here’s a list of every food item that faced a recall in August.
newrepublic.com
August 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
You’re Not Hallucinating: The Amount of Recalled Food Is Skyrocketing newrepublic.com/post/214946/...
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Happy Tan Suit Day from the Obama Presidential Center!
August 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Happy Tan Suit Day from the Obama Presidential Center!
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One of the great parts about growing up as a Gen Xer was Dolly Parton was EVERYWHERE when we were kids. She was on the radio, showing up on television, in great movies. And no one was ever like "You know who I'm fucking sick of? That Dolly Parton." A glorious time to be alive.
August 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
One of the great parts about growing up as a Gen Xer was Dolly Parton was EVERYWHERE when we were kids. She was on the radio, showing up on television, in great movies. And no one was ever like "You know who I'm fucking sick of? That Dolly Parton." A glorious time to be alive.
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August 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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If you put together the season posters for Reacher they tell the story of a large man who can't remember where he put his keys.
July 27, 2026 at 10:09 AM
If you put together the season posters for Reacher they tell the story of a large man who can't remember where he put his keys.
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We wanted to understand the future of AI. So we talked to three unemployed Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby's in Jericho.
August 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
We wanted to understand the future of AI. So we talked to three unemployed Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby's in Jericho.
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It’s amazing how many political argument still used today originated with The West Wing.
In this iconic scene from The West Wing, the argument isn't simply about religion, it's about selective morality. Who decides which biblical laws are still moral — and which ones we leave behind? Any fans of the show? I am starting to appreciate this show more now than ever.
August 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
It’s amazing how many political argument still used today originated with The West Wing.
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“Okay, everyone, let’s just take a deep breath and pull ourselves together,” said Ryan Kruze
Everyone Needs To Calm Down, Reports Man Who Accidentally Shot Someone
CLARKTON, NC—Stressing the need to get a grip and think clearly for a second, local man Ryan Kruze, who had just accidentally shot someone, reportedly urged all the people around him on Friday to calm...
theonion.com
August 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Okay, everyone, let’s just take a deep breath and pull ourselves together,” said Ryan Kruze
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Ice Pick Usage Statistics:
Picking Ice: 1%
Nefarious Purposes: 99%
Picking Ice: 1%
Nefarious Purposes: 99%
August 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Ice Pick Usage Statistics:
Picking Ice: 1%
Nefarious Purposes: 99%
Picking Ice: 1%
Nefarious Purposes: 99%
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Seth Meyers just referred to Steven Miller as the Cyclops’ two-eyed brother. Biclops. 💀
July 31, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Seth Meyers just referred to Steven Miller as the Cyclops’ two-eyed brother. Biclops. 💀
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Just because we’re not surprised by prominent men being revealed as sexual predators doesn’t mean we’re not still angry as hell about it.
July 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Just because we’re not surprised by prominent men being revealed as sexual predators doesn’t mean we’re not still angry as hell about it.
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Sometimes people are so goddamn stupid it’s hard not to throw your phone across the room.
July 25, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Sometimes people are so goddamn stupid it’s hard not to throw your phone across the room.
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you could hit daffy duck so hard that his entire mouth would spin around his head and he'd still be coming for you. absolute nightmare
July 23, 2026 at 3:23 AM
you could hit daffy duck so hard that his entire mouth would spin around his head and he'd still be coming for you. absolute nightmare
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This headline has pretty much everything except the word “alligator”
www.nj.com/burlington/2...
www.nj.com/burlington/2...
Florida man with a flamethrower barricades himself in an RV at a Walmart, cops say
No injuries were reported during the incident, which stretched from just before 11 p.m. on July 20 to the afternoon of the following day.
www.nj.com
July 23, 2026 at 4:29 AM
This headline has pretty much everything except the word “alligator”
www.nj.com/burlington/2...
www.nj.com/burlington/2...
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Bravo United Airlines 👏👏👏👏👏
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July 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Bravo United Airlines 👏👏👏👏👏
liveandletsfly.com/united-airli...
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“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”
July 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”
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Hard to believe this was just a year and a half ago.
July 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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