Jesster
@jesster.bsky.social
He/Him. Have been described as annoying
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There are people out there with lives I could not begin to conceptualize
September 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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I just love he was formulating a pro-gun argument, in response to an anti-gun violence proponent, at the moment his throat exploded.
September 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I just love he was formulating a pro-gun argument, in response to an anti-gun violence proponent, at the moment his throat exploded.
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Bsky deleted all these really good posts lol but we can still enjoy them, thanks to bsky preserving them for us
No lol they at least did me the courtesy of sending me a list of posts I would absolutely proudly read at the Hague 2 with my lips directly on the mic
September 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Bsky deleted all these really good posts lol but we can still enjoy them, thanks to bsky preserving them for us
On this solemn Kirkeversary, would like to take a moment to reflect on the life and legacy of Charles Entertainment Kirklas. He died as he lived, being smugly wrong on stage in front of a bunch of people
September 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
On this solemn Kirkeversary, would like to take a moment to reflect on the life and legacy of Charles Entertainment Kirklas. He died as he lived, being smugly wrong on stage in front of a bunch of people
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merrykirkmas everyone
September 10, 2026 at 12:06 PM
merrykirkmas everyone
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and may all your kirkmases be bright
September 10, 2026 at 12:15 PM
and may all your kirkmases be bright
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you’re laughing? 1 year ago TODAY, a man was lethally shot by a gun while preaching that we need more guns in america, and you’re LAUGHING??
September 10, 2026 at 12:53 PM
you’re laughing? 1 year ago TODAY, a man was lethally shot by a gun while preaching that we need more guns in america, and you’re LAUGHING??
Oh shit everyone, help. I think I just accidentally watched a Video Essay. Will I be OK or is this it for me
August 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Oh shit everyone, help. I think I just accidentally watched a Video Essay. Will I be OK or is this it for me
Wow just realized the angry video game nerd is still mugging it up. Gotta respect the hustle, can't imagine being fake angry about video games for like 20 years or something but power to him for making that bread. Maybe it's self mocking at this point but I tuned out 20 years ago so can't say!
August 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Wow just realized the angry video game nerd is still mugging it up. Gotta respect the hustle, can't imagine being fake angry about video games for like 20 years or something but power to him for making that bread. Maybe it's self mocking at this point but I tuned out 20 years ago so can't say!
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Join ABC News tomorrow morning in Central Park for the official unveiling of the Charlie Kirk Memorial.
July 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Join ABC News tomorrow morning in Central Park for the official unveiling of the Charlie Kirk Memorial.
This major vendor wants you to use their "AI" module to manage and orchestrate all your AI governance processes. Shits getting wild out there
July 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
This major vendor wants you to use their "AI" module to manage and orchestrate all your AI governance processes. Shits getting wild out there
Setting my Teams Work Location to "Your Dad's house" and seeing how long until anyone notices
July 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Setting my Teams Work Location to "Your Dad's house" and seeing how long until anyone notices
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i don't want email reactions. i just got a thumbs up to an email, only because email is 4 million years old as a protocol, that thumbs arrived as a, you guessed it, email.
July 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
i don't want email reactions. i just got a thumbs up to an email, only because email is 4 million years old as a protocol, that thumbs arrived as a, you guessed it, email.
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REAL AMANDA PALMER QUOTE: “I felt a real sense of pride and solemn responsibility throwing people’s childhoods, engagement rings, PhD theses and adoption papers into that fire. Some of the items brought me to tears, especially the things belonging to children.”
July 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
REAL AMANDA PALMER QUOTE: “I felt a real sense of pride and solemn responsibility throwing people’s childhoods, engagement rings, PhD theses and adoption papers into that fire. Some of the items brought me to tears, especially the things belonging to children.”
Unfollowing anyone who reposts those BREAKING "news" posts that are just text or images with no alt text and without sources or links. Gettin pretty dire out there bad enough with AI shit just making things up let's not contribute more to that
July 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Unfollowing anyone who reposts those BREAKING "news" posts that are just text or images with no alt text and without sources or links. Gettin pretty dire out there bad enough with AI shit just making things up let's not contribute more to that
When you block me on bluesky dot social this is who you're blocking
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
July 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
When you block me on bluesky dot social this is who you're blocking
been gone a while, what'd I miss? Everyone still postin alf hog?
June 18, 2026 at 9:48 PM
been gone a while, what'd I miss? Everyone still postin alf hog?
I know these listicles are clickbait garbage but struck by how this one highlights how terrible the options for small useful pickup trucks are in the US. "Small trucks are staging a comeback" what the fuck are you high on. www.motortrend.com/features/bes...
The Best Compact Pickup Trucks You Can Buy in 2025
Small trucks are staging a comeback—and more could be on their way.
www.motortrend.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I know these listicles are clickbait garbage but struck by how this one highlights how terrible the options for small useful pickup trucks are in the US. "Small trucks are staging a comeback" what the fuck are you high on. www.motortrend.com/features/bes...
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looking at pictures of the 2025 Honda Fit unavailable in the united states and getting Mad As Hell
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
looking at pictures of the 2025 Honda Fit unavailable in the united states and getting Mad As Hell
Starting to utilize passive voice for all my activities at work. I break something? "A system ceased to function after an application related event occurred." Works for cops murdering people and avoiding responsibility, should be more than good enough for my stupid computer janitor job
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Starting to utilize passive voice for all my activities at work. I break something? "A system ceased to function after an application related event occurred." Works for cops murdering people and avoiding responsibility, should be more than good enough for my stupid computer janitor job
Is important to note that if he catches his opponent though he'll just immediately bite their head off like the de Goya painting of Saturn devouring his son
Fetterman has like 300 hp and high armor class but a challenger stacking agility and dexterity should be able to easily dodge all his attacks
“Senator Fetterman has sold us out, and that’s why the Pennsylvania Working Families Party is committed to recruiting and supporting a primary challenge to him in 2028.” — Shoshanna Israel, Mid-Atlantic political director for the Working Families Party
🔗 www.inquirer.com/politics/wor...
🔗 www.inquirer.com/politics/wor...
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Is important to note that if he catches his opponent though he'll just immediately bite their head off like the de Goya painting of Saturn devouring his son
Fetterman has like 300 hp and high armor class but a challenger stacking agility and dexterity should be able to easily dodge all his attacks
“Senator Fetterman has sold us out, and that’s why the Pennsylvania Working Families Party is committed to recruiting and supporting a primary challenge to him in 2028.” — Shoshanna Israel, Mid-Atlantic political director for the Working Families Party
🔗 www.inquirer.com/politics/wor...
🔗 www.inquirer.com/politics/wor...
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Fetterman has like 300 hp and high armor class but a challenger stacking agility and dexterity should be able to easily dodge all his attacks
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Stopping at people that broke down on the side of the highway to tell them I don’t know anything about cars and I can’t help
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Stopping at people that broke down on the side of the highway to tell them I don’t know anything about cars and I can’t help
OK we need to stop letting billionaire nerds say and do things
Bill Gates softens 'Climate Disaster' approach, says too many resources are going to fight the problem
Bill Gates softens 'Climate Disaster' approach, says too many resources are going to fight the problem
Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates says countries and leaders need to shift their approach to climate change and focus on 'improving lives'
cnb.cx
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
OK we need to stop letting billionaire nerds say and do things
Wikipedia remains unbeaten for unintentionally hilarious titles
October 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Wikipedia remains unbeaten for unintentionally hilarious titles