I'm so glad that opinions in this country are being shaped by people who spend their time screaming into office fridges. No wonder everything is so normal.

Yup. Overhyped, shoved in everything, and jawdropping in more ways than one.

I have no idea. I've never gone 500 years without eating. Most days I can't go five hours without getting snackish.

I'm guessing he's not very good at his job.

Who doesn't? Love a bit of black pudding.

Yeah, but they don't eat. They've got no palates for anything but a rhesus factor. They'd probably think shiny is better and serve up those disgusting pink and yellow granny biscuits with the sickly icing.

I feel like vampires would have bad taste in biscuits.

If you've ever been involved in the Special Olympics - and millions of people have - you're probably pissed that Eunice Kennedy-Shriver's nephew is not-so-subtly trying to kill disabled kids!

What? You throw pub quiz questions out there and you're going to get answers. I can't help it. It's a sickness.

Harvey Danger

It has big topless pillow fighting energy. Good soundtrack, though.

And no mention that scrotes have shut down the lifeboat station in Portsmouth

I may have posted before this excellent short video discussing Mar-a-Lago face from an anthropological point of view. It’s so good. I want to quote almost every line. Subtitles are on if you don’t like sound m.youtube.com/shorts/A-1Kf...

I loved her in Everyone Else Burns. At first I was sceptical that you could wring even the darkest laughs out of being trapped in a fundamentalist Christian cult, but Kate O'Flynn is hilarious.