Jess Whitecroft (she/her)
@jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
Writes romance and horror. Sometimes combines the two in a horrible romance. Gluten-free. May contain nuts. No DMs, please, because the UK has determined I'm not adult enough to read them.
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Are your concerns legitimate?
Would you like us to assign someone to legitimise your concerns?
Would you like us to assign someone to legitimise your concerns?
September 18, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Are your concerns legitimate?
Would you like us to assign someone to legitimise your concerns?
Would you like us to assign someone to legitimise your concerns?
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What on earth is happening?
September 18, 2026 at 7:11 AM
What on earth is happening?
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"the assessment did not consider the crocodiles" is my new metaphor for people choosing to just ignore the data point that doesn't agree with them
Now, just personally, I would have considered the crocodiles
September 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
"the assessment did not consider the crocodiles" is my new metaphor for people choosing to just ignore the data point that doesn't agree with them
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If you've ever been involved in the Special Olympics - and millions of people have - you're probably pissed that Eunice Kennedy-Shriver's nephew is not-so-subtly trying to kill disabled kids!
September 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
If you've ever been involved in the Special Olympics - and millions of people have - you're probably pissed that Eunice Kennedy-Shriver's nephew is not-so-subtly trying to kill disabled kids!
I expected silly, but this new Lizzie Borden thing is one of the most men-writing-women thing I've ever seen. Straight up Vampire Lovers levels of hesitant lesbianism going on here.
September 17, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I expected silly, but this new Lizzie Borden thing is one of the most men-writing-women thing I've ever seen. Straight up Vampire Lovers levels of hesitant lesbianism going on here.
If not baby then why itty bitty baby shaped?
The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
nbcnews.to
September 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
If not baby then why itty bitty baby shaped?
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I may have posted before this excellent short video discussing Mar-a-Lago face from an anthropological point of view. It’s so good. I want to quote almost every line. Subtitles are on if you don’t like sound m.youtube.com/shorts/A-1Kf...
Mar-a-Lago Face #makeup #anthropology #beauty #psychology #womenempowerment #culture
YouTube video by AnthroDorphins
m.youtube.com
September 17, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I may have posted before this excellent short video discussing Mar-a-Lago face from an anthropological point of view. It’s so good. I want to quote almost every line. Subtitles are on if you don’t like sound m.youtube.com/shorts/A-1Kf...
This is terrorism and Andy Burnham needs to take his thumb out of his arse and say so.
RNLI closes Portsmouth lifeboat station after threats from thugs
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
RNLI closes Portsmouth lifeboat station after huge anti-migrant protests
RNLI volunteers were branded ‘traitors’ after bringing migrants ashore
www.independent.co.uk
September 17, 2026 at 2:12 PM
This is terrorism and Andy Burnham needs to take his thumb out of his arse and say so.
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“I wish it need not have been so stupid in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such utterly stupid times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is not to be so utterly stupid and maybe work together so this shit doesn't happen again.”
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such utterly stupid times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is not to be so utterly stupid and maybe work together so this shit doesn't happen again.”
September 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
“I wish it need not have been so stupid in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such utterly stupid times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is not to be so utterly stupid and maybe work together so this shit doesn't happen again.”
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such utterly stupid times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is not to be so utterly stupid and maybe work together so this shit doesn't happen again.”
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Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal
Tyrannosaurus rex was warm-blooded, new study confirms www.popsci.com/science/tyra...
Tyrannosaurus rex was warm-blooded, new study confirms
The King of the Dinosaurs had an internal temperature similar to you.
www.popsci.com
September 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal
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it’s funny that the english far right are coming out in support of ed sheeran bcos it really highlights how being wishy-washy on the subject of human rights, trying not to have an opinion on injustice, ultimately garners the praise of the worst neonazi scum.
politicians: don’t be a sheeran.
politicians: don’t be a sheeran.
September 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
it’s funny that the english far right are coming out in support of ed sheeran bcos it really highlights how being wishy-washy on the subject of human rights, trying not to have an opinion on injustice, ultimately garners the praise of the worst neonazi scum.
politicians: don’t be a sheeran.
politicians: don’t be a sheeran.
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Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
September 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
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Fuck's sake, Death. Not only did you get the wrong Home Alone 2 star, but now you've got the wrong Greer.
September 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Fuck's sake, Death. Not only did you get the wrong Home Alone 2 star, but now you've got the wrong Greer.
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Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo.
"Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
"Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
September 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
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"Do BBC news work for Reform?"
via Harry Eccles
via Harry Eccles
September 16, 2026 at 8:55 AM
"Do BBC news work for Reform?"
via Harry Eccles
via Harry Eccles
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no matter how much you fuck up in your life, at least you will never ever ever have to sit in front of congress and explain why your agency is dropping a "no bestiality" vetting requirement
September 16, 2026 at 1:01 AM
no matter how much you fuck up in your life, at least you will never ever ever have to sit in front of congress and explain why your agency is dropping a "no bestiality" vetting requirement
It did happen, it was very silly, and now we are all suffering the consequences. To add insult to injury it wasn't even good fanfic.
The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen.
The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:
September 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM
It did happen, it was very silly, and now we are all suffering the consequences. To add insult to injury it wasn't even good fanfic.
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Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate
September 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate
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I think about the bit in 1984 where they're all howling with laughter at footage an overweight refugee swimming for his life & getting shot by helicopters all the time these days. All the time.
This just in from our dehumanising cult correspondent. All of this, and the last 10 years of unravelling hatred, because Cameron was scared of losing face in front of his playground rival Johnson and wanted to look in charge. Thanks a lot, Eton, it's all on you.
September 15, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I think about the bit in 1984 where they're all howling with laughter at footage an overweight refugee swimming for his life & getting shot by helicopters all the time these days. All the time.
My off-putting queen of the cursed self-help book. ❤️
“Widow’s Bay" breakout star Kate O’Flynn won best supporting actress in a comedy at the 78th Emmy Awards. bit.ly/3URRW9M
#APPhoto by Richard Shotwell
#APPhoto by Richard Shotwell
September 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
My off-putting queen of the cursed self-help book. ❤️
Good lord. He's actually alive?
September 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Good lord. He's actually alive?
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I dunno, I only heard Galway Girl once and it did irreparable damage to my soul.
September 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I dunno, I only heard Galway Girl once and it did irreparable damage to my soul.
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We are at a point now where the only demographic politicians cater to are Facebook racists who check their phone while driving
💈 Today is the first reading of my Presentation Bill seeking mandatory registration for all hairdressers and barbershops in England.
The Bill has genuine cross-party support and was developed on the back of an excellent Parliamentary event, co-hosted by local barber Mike Taylor...
The Bill has genuine cross-party support and was developed on the back of an excellent Parliamentary event, co-hosted by local barber Mike Taylor...
September 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM
We are at a point now where the only demographic politicians cater to are Facebook racists who check their phone while driving
Oh, so he is capable of farting out a response to national events in less than a week, then? Good to know.
BREAKING: Andy Burnham has responded after the SNP, Plaid Cymru and Sinn Fein signed a historic self-determination declaration.
The Prime Minister said he is focused on easing the cost-of-living crisis for households across the country rather than on “constitutional debates”
The Prime Minister said he is focused on easing the cost-of-living crisis for households across the country rather than on “constitutional debates”
September 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Oh, so he is capable of farting out a response to national events in less than a week, then? Good to know.