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Jkpancake
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I scream into a new void and hope it laughs
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jkpancake.bsky.social
You should watch Barbie again
Don't lie you haven't seen it in awhile, watch it again
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Barbie 4.5/5, Weapons 4/5, Lupin the 3rd vs Detective Conan The Movie 3/5, Mickey 17 4/5
October 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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andrewhulshult.bsky.social
October 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
jkpancake.bsky.social
I can understand liking and disliking the Lanterns final but the people trying to look back and say "Actually it was all terrible" feels bullshit
October 6, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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jessfink.bsky.social
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
October 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
jkpancake.bsky.social
The people who complain about joke letterboxd reviews are 30x more annoying than the joke reviews
October 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social
Extra chubby visitor to the cat food station tonight!

#SuburbanWildlife
Super fat raccoon on a stoop, crouched over a cat food dish.
October 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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razzball.bsky.social
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h What once was the peak, is now just the beginning. Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
October 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
October 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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mahoukarp.com
Its spooky season 👻🎃🦈
#art #sharks
Illustration of a shark on September 30th and October 1st. Spooky season is in session~
October 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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iamtkp.bsky.social
good morning
October 2, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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optimstie.bsky.social
SEP 30 OCT 1
The human host's robot pals Crow T. Robot (a lanky golden robot with a hat made from a soap dish holding two ping-pong balls for eyes, a lacross helmet net for a headpiece, and a mouth made from a bisected bowling pin) and Tom Servo (a short red robot with a gumball machine head, a torso made from a barrel-shaped bank, two little hands hanging down from his shoulders by metal Slinky-esque springs, and a bowl-shaped hoverskirt) appear in front of one of the Satellite of Love's hallway doors from Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K for short). Servo and Crow wear a white sheet and a golden cardboard crown as they portray the ghost from Hamlet in a host segment on the Satellite of Love bridge set in an episode of MST3K. Only Crow's eyes are visible through the sheet.
October 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
jkpancake.bsky.social
So republicans got us into a pointless war
Caused prices on everything to go up
Are weakening our military while at war
Have done nothing with the literal list of pedos

and are going to probably claim the midterms were stolen when they lose.

Fuck these people with the strap on from Se7en
theguardian.com The Guardian @theguardian.com · 9d
‘No beardos, no weirdos, no wimps’: Hegseth says he will cut number of US generals by 20% in anti-diversity speech – live
‘No beardos, no weirdos, no wimps’: Hegseth says he will cut number of US generals by 20% in anti-diversity speech – live
Defense secretary summons military leaders for speech railing against diversity policies * Sign up for the Breaking News US email Rachel Leingang and Riley Messer Some of the biggest food and agriculture corporations in the US are funding a campaign that pays social media influencers to combat elements of Robert F Kennedy Jr’s Make America Healthy Again platform, according to an investigation by the Guardian and Documented, an investigative watchdog and journalism project. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
jkpancake.bsky.social
If no one wanted to take the time to write it, why would you take time to read it?
jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 9d
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
September 30, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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eboldy.bsky.social
getting a lot of use out of this lately
September 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
jkpancake.bsky.social
So when we get to the next president how quickly do you think they will just undo every executive order by this dumbass?
justinhendrix.bsky.social Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 10d
United States President Donald Trump issues executive order instructing federal government agencies to "use the terms 'Super Intelligence' and 'SI' in place of 'Artificial Intelligence' and 'AI' and will not acknowledge the usage of 'Artificial Intelligence' and 'AI' in any applicable setting."
Inaugurating The Era Of Super Intelligence
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Every child deserves a safe and nurturing home where they ...
www.whitehouse.gov
September 29, 2026 at 10:36 PM
jkpancake.bsky.social
If you ever play 6 degrees of kevin bacon fortnite is banned from use at this point
bloody-disgusting.com Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 10d
OBSESSION is coming to FORTNITE.
September 29, 2026 at 1:41 PM
jkpancake.bsky.social
This would get a golden chainsaw from dead meat
rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 10d
Result of sneezing during CT scan

Original post
Image 1
September 29, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social
Art by Erika De Luca
September 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
jkpancake.bsky.social
How is it we have a whole galaxy to explore but keep tying back to the same 5 people?
discussingfilm.net DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 12d
Jon Watts is set to direct ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE 10’.

The film is intended to be the beginning of a new trilogy in the Skywalker Saga.

(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...)
September 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
jkpancake.bsky.social
Damn would be a shame if that choice made for a bunch of articles that were basically free advertising
September 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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asterionhex.monster
This is almost as good of an Ohio slogan as my proposed Ohio slogan (“a great place to be from”)
marypezzulo.bsky.social Mary Pezzulo @marypezzulo.bsky.social · 14d
Fellow Ohioans: we are approaching the October 5th deadline! You have ten days left to register to vote before the rock-em-sock-em 2026 Midterms! Ohio doesn't have same-day registration! Don't get left behind! You can register online at the touch of a keyboard!
A bad MS Paint drawing of the State of Ohio making a "meh" face, with the hand-drawn caption "Welcome to Ohio! Haha now you are stuck in Ohio!!"
September 25, 2026 at 3:43 PM
jkpancake.bsky.social
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
I'm already celebrating spooky season probably going to watch more horror today
Also good god Resident Evil was such a fun time
Evil Dead (2013) 3.5/5, The Masque of the Red Death (1964) 3/5, Resident Evil (2026) 4/5, The Old Mill (1937) 3/5
September 25, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this: M_YB_ I_ _ILL H_PP_N __D_Y Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
September 25, 2026 at 1:01 PM
jkpancake.bsky.social
I can't help myself
youtu.be/awKOMDg54h4?...
September 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM