She was courteous enough to ask
September 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
She was courteous enough to ask
The forbidden spaghetti
September 13, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The forbidden spaghetti
Of all the fucking things
September 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Of all the fucking things
At least one should be a golden retriever
August 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
At least one should be a golden retriever
Couldn't place why Cofnas looked familiar to me and then realized he's Randall from Recess
August 30, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Couldn't place why Cofnas looked familiar to me and then realized he's Randall from Recess
The very last cart has an open seat
August 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
The very last cart has an open seat
Exempting my kids from indoor plumbing
August 18, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Exempting my kids from indoor plumbing
Thought this was the Penguin
July 24, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Thought this was the Penguin
Driving home the other day there was a guy behind me who honked as soon as the light turned green. We were at least 7 cars from the light, and he did this at every light.
July 14, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Driving home the other day there was a guy behind me who honked as soon as the light turned green. We were at least 7 cars from the light, and he did this at every light.
We've gotten, "What is the name is every bone? What happens if I lose an eye?"
July 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
We've gotten, "What is the name is every bone? What happens if I lose an eye?"
This is how I remember Tommyknockers
July 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This is how I remember Tommyknockers