Pinned
Lab grown meat is finally opening the door for ethical cannibalism, and I'd like to invite you to get in on the ground floor of my new human meat company, Beyond Gary.
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Now in Gunmetal Grey!
September 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
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Use Your Illusion I by Guns n Roses
44 years ago today, the first CD was produced.
What is the first CD you owned?
What is the first CD you owned?
August 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Use Your Illusion I by Guns n Roses
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Of all the legendary insults that pop up in my head from time to time I don’t think there’s anything better than whoever described Steve Bannon as looking like “the coroner of Margaritaville”
July 29, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Of all the legendary insults that pop up in my head from time to time I don’t think there’s anything better than whoever described Steve Bannon as looking like “the coroner of Margaritaville”
Truncated raccoon summer
July 29, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Truncated raccoon summer
It's been a long time since anyone felt like wanging chung and the president needs to answer for that
July 22, 2026 at 12:00 PM
It's been a long time since anyone felt like wanging chung and the president needs to answer for that
The real winners are the refs
July 19, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The real winners are the refs
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mandatory reading
July 13, 2026 at 9:41 AM
mandatory reading
That David Beckham is in like 5 of the ads makes me think the men's world cup is the only time he gets any work
July 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
That David Beckham is in like 5 of the ads makes me think the men's world cup is the only time he gets any work
In America, John Stones would be called Jack Balls
July 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
In America, John Stones would be called Jack Balls
I can't wait until the year 2196 freedom 420 baby
July 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I can't wait until the year 2196 freedom 420 baby
The world cup has made me believe that, at 41, my back does not have to feel like this
July 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The world cup has made me believe that, at 41, my back does not have to feel like this
End of regulation, now they have to play with their arms tucked inside their jerseys
July 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
End of regulation, now they have to play with their arms tucked inside their jerseys
Just made myself really mad thinking about Joe Buck commentating the Cabo Verde- Argentina game
July 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Just made myself really mad thinking about Joe Buck commentating the Cabo Verde- Argentina game
If a game is still tied after 90 mins they should release several dogs onto the field
July 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If a game is still tied after 90 mins they should release several dogs onto the field
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Removing my 23 year old "Freedom Fries" sign now that France has finally launched an offensive attack on Iraq.
June 22, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Removing my 23 year old "Freedom Fries" sign now that France has finally launched an offensive attack on Iraq.
Starting a Tartan Army Army that follows the Tartan Army around
June 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Starting a Tartan Army Army that follows the Tartan Army around
Every 10 mins they should add another ball #fifaworldcup
June 19, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Every 10 mins they should add another ball #fifaworldcup
Would buy this album
When your cafe is guarded by cats:
June 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Would buy this album
Accidentally said the home depot slogan in Lowes and now they're chasing me with hammers
June 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Accidentally said the home depot slogan in Lowes and now they're chasing me with hammers
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You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties.
It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.
It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.
June 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties.
It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.
It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.
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Stephen King's editor:
every few weeks I hear more about this guy in Maine and every few weeks he is somehow worse
June 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Stephen King's editor:
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Dreamt Taylor Hanson wanted to date me 💅
June 4, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Dreamt Taylor Hanson wanted to date me 💅
God Save the Queen
June 4, 2026 at 11:07 AM
God Save the Queen