Joe Woodward
@joewoodward.bsky.social
BLM, ACAB, Land Back, Fucks Lawns, Unironically Praise The Sun, Fuck a Landlord, etc, etc
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Inside Out style core memory but it's Scott Steiner shouting "my dick's bigger than his arms!" On live TV during his pose down with Triple H
October 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Inside Out style core memory but it's Scott Steiner shouting "my dick's bigger than his arms!" On live TV during his pose down with Triple H
Told my chiropractor I asked my wife to just drop me off at the dog park when I'm old and demented, and he said I should just turn my own front yard in to a dog park, and y'all
October 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Told my chiropractor I asked my wife to just drop me off at the dog park when I'm old and demented, and he said I should just turn my own front yard in to a dog park, and y'all
fixing my tie in the mirror while my kids yell at me like an early simpsons episode: "no we have to go, the pope's the only one saying AI is dogshit we gotta look in to that"
October 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
fixing my tie in the mirror while my kids yell at me like an early simpsons episode: "no we have to go, the pope's the only one saying AI is dogshit we gotta look in to that"
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now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
October 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
that's not what we meant when we said "drop hog"
October 1, 2026 at 1:31 PM
that's not what we meant when we said "drop hog"
WHERE HIS HOG
Excuse me wtf is this. We all know what's missing here and the obvious absence just makes it more noticeable.
October 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
WHERE HIS HOG
hell yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEkv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEkv...
Mushroom in the Wild Playing Synth
YouTube video by BionicandtheWires
www.youtube.com
October 1, 2026 at 11:47 AM
hell yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEkv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEkv...
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the thing that sucks about Fat Bear Week is that there's no mechanism to get to go pet them then
September 30, 2026 at 3:31 PM
the thing that sucks about Fat Bear Week is that there's no mechanism to get to go pet them then
actually just me
September 30, 2026 at 4:56 PM
actually just me
Another year, another movie I can't watch because Nora Lum ruined it, alas
September 30, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Another year, another movie I can't watch because Nora Lum ruined it, alas
So am I still allowed to fw John Williams soundtrack from the bigot wizard stuff? I'm over the wizard stuff, but John Williams' scores are sick
September 30, 2026 at 11:00 AM
So am I still allowed to fw John Williams soundtrack from the bigot wizard stuff? I'm over the wizard stuff, but John Williams' scores are sick
"It's Biden's fault, it's not happening, it doesn't matter they could nuke us" and I can't wait for that pedophile to die, I'm gonna vogue on his fucking grave
September 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
"It's Biden's fault, it's not happening, it doesn't matter they could nuke us" and I can't wait for that pedophile to die, I'm gonna vogue on his fucking grave
12th century Swedish woodsfolk offering up a plague ridden englishman to an troll for protection
September 28, 2026 at 4:47 PM
12th century Swedish woodsfolk offering up a plague ridden englishman to an troll for protection
Gibbs got CTE on lay away
September 27, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Gibbs got CTE on lay away
ACAB includes this notification. Get a real job.
September 27, 2026 at 12:36 PM
ACAB includes this notification. Get a real job.
“The physics of time travel explained” right and next video you’re gonna explain the color Green to someone with congenital blindness.
September 27, 2026 at 11:06 AM
“The physics of time travel explained” right and next video you’re gonna explain the color Green to someone with congenital blindness.
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porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
September 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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"Is there a Mr. Pagliacci here?" the proctologist said. "I'm sorry, my receptionist is off, but the next appointment is for Pagliacci."
A man stands up and clears his throat.
"Butt doctor..."
A man stands up and clears his throat.
"Butt doctor..."
March 5, 2024 at 2:24 PM
"Is there a Mr. Pagliacci here?" the proctologist said. "I'm sorry, my receptionist is off, but the next appointment is for Pagliacci."
A man stands up and clears his throat.
"Butt doctor..."
A man stands up and clears his throat.
"Butt doctor..."
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Secret Panel HERE 🦒 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/king-of-jungle-25850153
September 26, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Secret Panel HERE 🦒 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/king-of-jungle-25850153
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you guys broke watergate
Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette?
We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out: https://wapo.st/4dwx0LS
We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out: https://wapo.st/4dwx0LS
September 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
you guys broke watergate
watching drag race mexico, don't understand a word, am not enjoying it any less
September 25, 2026 at 12:18 PM
watching drag race mexico, don't understand a word, am not enjoying it any less
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Curtains for zoosha?
September 24, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Curtains for zoosha?