@jonblaze78.bsky.social
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh
September 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
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Charles Huff is a heck of a coach. Just went into Vegas to upset UNLV. Last year he turned a 1-11 Southern Miss team into one that went 7-5 in his first year on the job after leading Marshall to its first 10-win season in a decade.
August 30, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Charles Huff is a heck of a coach. Just went into Vegas to upset UNLV. Last year he turned a 1-11 Southern Miss team into one that went 7-5 in his first year on the job after leading Marshall to its first 10-win season in a decade.
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Lake Ontario forever 🌊🌊
August 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Lake Ontario forever 🌊🌊
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Every WNBA arena should have ready an Enes Kanter Tribute Video that's just him getting absolutely cooked on 1000 pick and rolls
August 24, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Every WNBA arena should have ready an Enes Kanter Tribute Video that's just him getting absolutely cooked on 1000 pick and rolls
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I just want to know who's baby this is? Because I am proud of her like she's one of mine. This is perfection
August 18, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I just want to know who's baby this is? Because I am proud of her like she's one of mine. This is perfection
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this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan
The National Association of Black Journalists gives Stephen A. Smith the “Thumbs Down” award for his “recurring public pattern of disparaging public commentary directed at prominent Black women across politics, sports and media.”
August 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan
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I do not want Pat McAfee
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.
August 26, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I do not want Pat McAfee
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.
Ope, think I broke my collarbone you guys
August 11, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Ope, think I broke my collarbone you guys
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Every Don Nelson obit, including this one, will note that he was the second-winningest coach in NBA history—1,335 wins, not including 75 playoff victories. That is maybe the 17th-most interesting thing about him. defector.com/don-nelson-f...
Don Nelson Followed His Bliss And Changed Basketball | Defector
The notice from Don Nelson’s family announcing his death on Sunday at the age of 86 said he “peacefully went to be with the Lord, surrounded by his loving family.” This immediately convinces us that…
defector.com
August 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Every Don Nelson obit, including this one, will note that he was the second-winningest coach in NBA history—1,335 wins, not including 75 playoff victories. That is maybe the 17th-most interesting thing about him. defector.com/don-nelson-f...
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I keep opening up about stuff.
I really am a peasant, got the attitudes and tastes, maybe a peasant with money, but still...
I really am a peasant, got the attitudes and tastes, maybe a peasant with money, but still...
Favorite @sfgate.com interview of the year.
@drewmagary.bsky.social sits down with Craigslist's founder, @craignewmark.bsky.social:
www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
@drewmagary.bsky.social sits down with Craigslist's founder, @craignewmark.bsky.social:
www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
Reluctant billionaire: The elusive Craigslist founder is ready to talk
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary interviews Craig Newmark.
www.sfgate.com
August 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I keep opening up about stuff.
I really am a peasant, got the attitudes and tastes, maybe a peasant with money, but still...
I really am a peasant, got the attitudes and tastes, maybe a peasant with money, but still...
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i had the pleasure of drawing phoebe bridgers for rolling stone’s review of her latest album
thank you so much to toby and rolling stone for the opportunity!
thank you so much to toby and rolling stone for the opportunity!
August 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
i had the pleasure of drawing phoebe bridgers for rolling stone’s review of her latest album
thank you so much to toby and rolling stone for the opportunity!
thank you so much to toby and rolling stone for the opportunity!
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Serotonin maxxing w the CCC ☺️🔮🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 #sergeantmajor #fishparade #brainsaver #serotoninmaxxing #acosmosoffishes
August 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Serotonin maxxing w the CCC ☺️🔮🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 #sergeantmajor #fishparade #brainsaver #serotoninmaxxing #acosmosoffishes
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just woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up
August 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
just woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up
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Humans enjoying my surface
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July 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Humans enjoying my surface
🌊🌊
🌊🌊
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Cheers to all you Michigan voters that plan on supporting candidates that will protect the Great Lakes on August 4 🌊🌊
July 30, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Cheers to all you Michigan voters that plan on supporting candidates that will protect the Great Lakes on August 4 🌊🌊
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Finally
DraftKings Sportsbook partners with Delta to launch 'SkyPicks' with a non-gambling twist
DraftKings Sportsbook partners with Delta to launch 'SkyPicks' with a non-gambling twist
While traveling thousands of miles in the air to and from your chosen destination, you can now cure your daily sports picks fix.
trib.al
July 29, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Finally
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July 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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I need Jacob Misiorowski to please be careful! defector.com/i-need-jacob...
I Need Jacob Misiorowski To Please Be Careful! | Defector
I have become an anxious mother, and I have adopted Jacob Misiorowski as my son. I don’t know how this happened, and I would like it to stop, because it’s taking a toll on me. Life used to be so simpl...
defector.com
July 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I need Jacob Misiorowski to please be careful! defector.com/i-need-jacob...
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Kerry Wood, Behind-The-Back Eephus 😮
July 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Kerry Wood, Behind-The-Back Eephus 😮
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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
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Congrats Hulk Hogan on going a year without saying the N-word
July 24, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Congrats Hulk Hogan on going a year without saying the N-word