Jonny H
@jonnyliterati.bsky.social
October 1, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Everything in my life up to this point has led me to the discovery of the oreoboros. My latest for @mcsweeneys.net 🐍🍪♾️ www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/chi...
Reviews of New Food: Chicken and Waffles Oreos
“The smell and taste of artificial pancake syrup are so overpowering that I had to remove the box from my kitchen with a pair of tongs and relegate it to a c...
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September 29, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Everything in my life up to this point has led me to the discovery of the oreoboros. My latest for @mcsweeneys.net 🐍🍪♾️ www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/chi...
At what level, exactly, does embarrassment become terminal? @heather-th.bsky.social
Dead on balls accurate!
😂😂😂
September 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
At what level, exactly, does embarrassment become terminal? @heather-th.bsky.social
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Unabridged: The etymology of 'bucket list'
September 29, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Unabridged: The etymology of 'bucket list'
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We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights.
We all know that's some BS.
We all know that's some BS.
August 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights.
We all know that's some BS.
We all know that's some BS.
‘Though She Be But Little, She Is Fucking Fierce’
Buck! I would I could wash myself of the buck! Buck, buck, buck! Ay, buck!
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
September 28, 2026 at 1:16 AM
‘Though She Be But Little, She Is Fucking Fierce’
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Like @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social said, Mamdani just pushed the button.
September 23, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Like @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social said, Mamdani just pushed the button.
Happy autumn, equinox, harvest, Mabon, or PSL season to all who celebrate.
September 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Happy autumn, equinox, harvest, Mabon, or PSL season to all who celebrate.
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Got 2 minutes and 44 seconds to spare?
Our new doc comes out on Peacock, Sunday Sept 27 -- bit of a true crime thriller, which is not my usual genre, I know!
But watch the trailer and you'll see why I am crazy for this story:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLfo...
Our new doc comes out on Peacock, Sunday Sept 27 -- bit of a true crime thriller, which is not my usual genre, I know!
But watch the trailer and you'll see why I am crazy for this story:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLfo...
Kill. Bury. Print. | Official Trailer | Peacock Original
YouTube video by Peacock
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September 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Got 2 minutes and 44 seconds to spare?
Our new doc comes out on Peacock, Sunday Sept 27 -- bit of a true crime thriller, which is not my usual genre, I know!
But watch the trailer and you'll see why I am crazy for this story:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLfo...
Our new doc comes out on Peacock, Sunday Sept 27 -- bit of a true crime thriller, which is not my usual genre, I know!
But watch the trailer and you'll see why I am crazy for this story:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLfo...
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The financier of the president’s son’s wedding.
September 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The financier of the president’s son’s wedding.
@heather-th.bsky.social sounds like some we know, right?
Elon Musk is an unstable right-wing grifter with more power than any one else in the world. But my liberal neighbor has convinced my city council to put in bike lanes on the road I use to commute to work. I have never felt more politically homeless.
September 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
@heather-th.bsky.social sounds like some we know, right?
I swear I could hear @akilahhughes.com sighing in "I tried to warn you fuckers..." as I read this.
"Yes, during Homecoming, he did erect a Confederate statue on the field while shouting a full-throated defense of eugenics into the loudspeaker. But what are we supposed to do? Buy entirely new sweatshirts? We cannot replace tradition. We cannot replace Sir Racist Von Genocide."
buff.ly/cvVJWJp
buff.ly/cvVJWJp
In Defense of Our College’s Mascot, Sir Racist Von Genocide
“We cannot replace tradition. We cannot replace Sir Racist Von Genocide.” Nov 10 2021 Sept 8 2022 9/16/23 9/6/24 9/2/25 9/13/26
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September 14, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I swear I could hear @akilahhughes.com sighing in "I tried to warn you fuckers..." as I read this.
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My man looks like a Teddy Ruxpin doll programmed by the Heritage Foundation
JD Vance Called Out Over Hypocritical Racist Dogwhistle
The vice president’s remarks about America becoming “dirtier” sparked fierce backlash.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
My man looks like a Teddy Ruxpin doll programmed by the Heritage Foundation
@heather-th.bsky.social we might need to stock up
For those who can’t be at @dragoncon.org, all my regular tees are $12.50 this weekend. eatf.art/tees
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Browse Women's T-Shirts on effinbirds
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September 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
@heather-th.bsky.social we might need to stock up
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Every San Diegan knows what this means. It rains in a week.
September 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Every San Diegan knows what this means. It rains in a week.
Can Rahn Emanuel just please shut up and go away? Forever? We cannot allow this Republican speak-and-say anywhere near political power.
September 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Can Rahn Emanuel just please shut up and go away? Forever? We cannot allow this Republican speak-and-say anywhere near political power.
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My man looks like the mayor from SPIN CITY joined the Waffen SS
August 30, 2026 at 9:02 PM
My man looks like the mayor from SPIN CITY joined the Waffen SS
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August 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
August 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
@heather-th.bsky.social truly aspirational
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Pin. Most people assume Antarctica doesn't have a government because it is freezing and desolate, but it's actually because the penguins do not allow it.
collabs.shop/v2ytve
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August 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
@heather-th.bsky.social truly aspirational
@heather-th.bsky.social per our previous conversation 🤣
ICE To Equip Officers With Electric Shock Gloves https://theonion.com/ice-to-equip-officers-with-electric-shock-gloves/
August 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
@heather-th.bsky.social per our previous conversation 🤣
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"In other words, if you try to resist us during a lawful or unlawful detention or do anything that makes us feel icky, with the press of a button, we will shock you. Zip zap." buff.ly/F802Yw9
It’s ICE—We’re Rebranding and Jazz-Handing With Our Sizzling New INCEL™ G.L.O.V.E.S.
“As we’ve publicly stated, our planned $10 million-$20 million purchase of these gloves will equip our agents with ‘conductive distraction and de-escalation ...
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August 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
"In other words, if you try to resist us during a lawful or unlawful detention or do anything that makes us feel icky, with the press of a button, we will shock you. Zip zap." buff.ly/F802Yw9
@heather-th.bsky.social presented without comment 😁
August 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
@heather-th.bsky.social presented without comment 😁
August 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM