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jono smith
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We may be projecting in the wrong direction again.
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Crisis averted.
Lump is smiling while holding an open takeout box containing crispy fried chicken nuggets and three dipping sauces inside a vehicle. Text at the bottom reads "Taco Bell 10 Piece Prize Recipient."
October 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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It's a Dell!
Possible Susan Dell robot prototype appeared at a White House press event in a tight red dress, with crazy eyes, and concrete blonde bangs. Bold text reads, “HER EYES SAY 'I'M DEAD INSIDE,' BUT HER BANGS SAY 'NO RAGRETS.'"
October 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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We love L.A., and we're going to miss you!
A view from inside a convertible with its top down, driving down a sunny, palm tree-lined residential street. In the rearview mirror, Lump is wearing sunglasses and smirks as a massive nuclear mushroom cloud rises over a devastated city.
October 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Snopes…?
Meme featuring a dialogue between Eric Schmitt and Jack Smith. Eric Schmitt asks, "Did you not walk off stage at Coachella in 2009 remarking that the smell of burning animals made you sick and hoping the burning flesh was human?" and Jack Smith responds, "That was former Smiths frontman Morrissey.”
October 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Oh, deer!
Meme featuring a still of Senator Katie Britt looking wide-eyed and stunned. Bold white text with black outlines reads "AND JUST LIKE THAT" at the top and "YOU REALIZE YOUR SENATE COLLEAGUE WAS THAT FUCHSIA FOX YOU YIFFED AT THE FURCON" at the bottom.
September 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Fixed it for him.
A black-and-white political advertisement still of Lump looking directly at the camera with a stern, unsmiling expression. He is wearing a dark suit and tie, with an American flag lapel pin visible on his lapel. In the bottom-left corner, white text reads, “Paid for by Mexico.”
September 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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How much would you pay?
Xi Jinping standing on the left and Trump saluting on the right with his eyes closed in obvious discomfort, featuring bold black text across the top that reads, “Proof that high-end noise cancellation doesn't require a high-end price tag.”
September 24, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Sure, Pam…
A meme utilizing the "They're the Same Picture" format. The top features two side-by-side photos of Lump and Mitch McConnell, both donning recent “I’m a brunette now!” hairstyles. The bottom panel shows Pam Beesly from “The Office” with the caption "THEY ARE THE SAME PICTURE" across the bottom.
September 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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No cap.
Portrait of Sigmund Freud wearing a red baseball cap embroidered with white, all-caps text in a serif font that reads "FREUD WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE DEATH DRIVE." He has a stern expression, white beard, and mustache, and is holding a lit cigar in his right hand.
September 21, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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And no, Fake News CNN’s Kaitlan Collins is NOT allowed to buy any Sexy Nurse costume there!
A large vinyl banner featuring the iconic orange-and-black Spirit Halloween branding and its cloaked grim reaper mascot is mounted over the draped entrance of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. The banner reads, “Donald J. Trump's SPIRIT HALLOWEEN.”
September 19, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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MEDBEDS ARE REAL?!
In an ornate U.S. Capitol hallway, Senator Mitch McConnell, wearing a tinfoil hat with an antenna, sits in a wheelchair, gesturing and speaking normally. He is flanked by two men in suits: one standing on the left with his hands in his pockets, and another on the right holding a remote controller.
September 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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And in the end…
September 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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I wanted to report this to the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, but it was one of the DOGE cuts.
A screenshot of a text message on a dark background reading: "There is an update on your Trump DOGE Check. View its status here: 26vote.co/98g4cxz stop=end." Below the message, a prompt warns that the message may be spam, with an option to "Stop or Report Spam."
September 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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September 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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firsties?
Meme image featuring Dr. Evil from Austin Powers with Lump’s face seamlessly edited on, complete with heavy sweat glistening across the forehead and face, and bold text that reads: "FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS".
September 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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He’s got to be a macho!
A wide shot of a group of shirtless, muscular men dressed in firefighter gear and helmets, carrying a decorated, red ceremonial chair down a paved street. Seated on the chair is Emperor Lump, wearing a purple robe and a crown, holding up a peace sign. The urban street in the background is filled with the heavy rubble and debris of a collapsed building, along with plumes of dust and smoke under a hazy sky.
September 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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If you think the arch is going to be too big…
Image titled “THE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ARLINGTON NATIONAL DATA CEMETERY,” depicting a massive modern server farm seamlessly built over Arlington National Cemetery, with rows of white headstones covering the foreground lawn leading up to the large industrial server buildings.
September 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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They left him no choice, eh?
Lump is sitting at a desk, holding a packaged product of sliced meat with a label reading "Jones Cherrywood Smoked Canadian Bacon." A thick black "X" is drawn with a Sharpie pen over the words "Canadian Bacon," with the handwritten text "BACON OF AMERICA” written below it. At the bottom of the image, caption text reads: "TRUMP JUST RENAMED CANADIAN BACON 'BACON OF AMERICA'."
August 29, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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The MAGA gaze.
A two-panel meme: the top panel shows Lump and Melania at a formal event. Melania is wearing a dress with a deep neckline. Text below reads "CLEAVAGE." The bottom panel shows Natalie Harp, aka the human printer, laughing broadly at Lump on a golf course, with text below reading "OR SIDE GUMS?"
August 23, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Say no more.
Meme image split vertically into two panels with the text "JUST SAYIN'" at the top center. Left panel: Labeled "Jaime" at the bottom, featuring a person with stubble and a messy blonde wig, wearing a black shirt and a silver chain necklace, reminiscent of the time back in the day when JD Vance dressed as a blonde woman. Right panel: Labeled "Natalie" at the bottom, featuring a blonde woman, aka the human printer, wearing a black-and-white top and pearl earrings.
August 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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One ending in particular tested really well in preview screenings across all four quadrants.
An image set inside “The Backrooms,” a surreal labyrinth of yellow-gray wallpaper, matching carpet, and fluorescent lighting. In the center, an elderly strongman is driving an expensive golf cart forward in an evasive maneuver as a determined young blonde woman runs after him. In the foreground, hidden from the others against an entry wall, a long-haired brunette woman wearing a watch cap and dark aviator sunglasses is holding a baseball bat in front of her face as she waits for the right moment to swing.
August 22, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Next time on “Travels with Natalie”…
A recent photo of Lump from behind, wearing a blue suit in a crowded room, with his lower back and rear displaying a prominent, squarish bulge. Two speech bubbles contain dialogue: the top one over Lump reads, “S'alright, Natalie?” and the response from the bulge reads, “S'alriiiiight.”
August 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Or they can probably do a coverup with a gothic script “8647”.
A photo of a person with a beard, safety glasses, and a backward baseball cap. On their forehead is a tattoo of Lump superimposed over an American flag. Text above them reads, "LASER TATTOO REMOVAL IS SHAPING UP TO BE A GREAT CAREER CHOICE FOR PEOPLE JUST STARTING OUT." The background is a workshop or garage environment.
August 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Be aware that additional weight restrictions may apply.
An image of an airport bag-checker stand featuring a front sign that reads "1 carry-on (up to Donald Trump size)" with dimension arrows and a line illustration of him. Seated inside the compartment behind the sign is the man himself, hunched over with his head down and arms wrapped around his knees.
August 16, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Oh My!
News headline reading "Lindell Refuses To Concede Minnesota Primary Despite Fulfilling Mandatory 'Loser Gets Perm' Requirement, Claims He Got Perm Earlier 'For Unrelated Reasons,' Trump Renames Company" above an image of Mike Lindell wearing a tight perm hairstyle and a mustache, holding a pillow in front of a bed with a logo that reads "Donald J. Trump's Pillow".
August 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM