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Every six months a supposedly "world-shatteringly rare" lobster is found and we are supposed to act like our lives are forever changed. Well I'm putting my foot down.
September 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Every six months a supposedly "world-shatteringly rare" lobster is found and we are supposed to act like our lives are forever changed. Well I'm putting my foot down.
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I’m in line to ride a Harry Potter rolly coaster but I’m frowning so everyone knows I’m a trans ally
September 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I’m in line to ride a Harry Potter rolly coaster but I’m frowning so everyone knows I’m a trans ally
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"present company excluded" and why would you excuse us? what, you have a better offer? better hang just around the corner? so GO! Fuck you we dont need you, well have so much fun without you. yea. no hard feelings man just go okay. yea
September 19, 2026 at 10:44 PM
"present company excluded" and why would you excuse us? what, you have a better offer? better hang just around the corner? so GO! Fuck you we dont need you, well have so much fun without you. yea. no hard feelings man just go okay. yea
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Bro Miami is sinking into the sea and we’re just supposed to act like everything is gucci?
September 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Bro Miami is sinking into the sea and we’re just supposed to act like everything is gucci?
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a lot of my movements are improvised
September 19, 2026 at 11:12 PM
a lot of my movements are improvised
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A like on this website is like a guy coming up behind you and squeezing your shoulder a bit. You can’t stop him and you don’t see it coming.
September 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
A like on this website is like a guy coming up behind you and squeezing your shoulder a bit. You can’t stop him and you don’t see it coming.
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people used to love getting it on like donkey kong, but now they only care about collecting coins
September 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
people used to love getting it on like donkey kong, but now they only care about collecting coins
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these days life is all about collecting coins and getting 1ups... what happened to saving the princess?
September 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
these days life is all about collecting coins and getting 1ups... what happened to saving the princess?
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The big video game news is that Samus eats people now. Gamers are thrilled of course and I’m very happy for them
September 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
The big video game news is that Samus eats people now. Gamers are thrilled of course and I’m very happy for them
Underpants, anyway you're on is good enough for me. Ibkove you baby
September 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Underpants, anyway you're on is good enough for me. Ibkove you baby
If crosswords aren't your thing, here's a sudoku,
idiot!
idiot!
September 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
If crosswords aren't your thing, here's a sudoku,
idiot!
idiot!
Sergeant! I'm about to enter with full Force!
September 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Sergeant! I'm about to enter with full Force!
usually I accidentally make too little spaghetti, then sometimes, but more rarely, I accidentally make way too much. much like my love life, I can never get it right.
September 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
usually I accidentally make too little spaghetti, then sometimes, but more rarely, I accidentally make way too much. much like my love life, I can never get it right.
I don't even know who won yhe world cup this year
September 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I don't even know who won yhe world cup this year
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What if literally everything you’ve ever been taught is just a conspiracy to keep you from doing whatever you feel like right now
September 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
What if literally everything you’ve ever been taught is just a conspiracy to keep you from doing whatever you feel like right now
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People will say "Covid took two years of my life that I'll never get back" and then you watch how they've spent their years since... Maybe covid ate there ngl
September 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
People will say "Covid took two years of my life that I'll never get back" and then you watch how they've spent their years since... Maybe covid ate there ngl
Cpeople always think I am un-self-awRe. Meanwhile I'm operating on two levels irony and selfconsciousness deeper than you even know existed, bucko
September 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Cpeople always think I am un-self-awRe. Meanwhile I'm operating on two levels irony and selfconsciousness deeper than you even know existed, bucko
Giving my dog-like friend a dog-like treat when he's being good
September 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Giving my dog-like friend a dog-like treat when he's being good
I have a normal head shape
August 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I have a normal head shape
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do what you love and you'll never post a day in your life
August 20, 2026 at 12:20 AM
do what you love and you'll never post a day in your life
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UK transit nerds are next level.
August 21, 2026 at 5:36 AM
UK transit nerds are next level.
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We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
August 21, 2026 at 12:12 AM
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
Cuddling ugly people for 11$ an hour
August 21, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Cuddling ugly people for 11$ an hour