Jason
@jszek.bsky.social
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🏠 Western Catskills
🐣 Chicago
🏠 Western Catskills
🐣 Chicago
I just learned my grandma's parish was turned into a pickleball club.
September 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I just learned my grandma's parish was turned into a pickleball club.
I guess school kids will learn SHAME now?
August 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I guess school kids will learn SHAME now?
I broke a crown. Nobody in my area has a dentist they would recommend that I can get an appointment with. There's an Aspen Dental that I can go to tomorrow but that PE slophouse will recommend six root canals and six crowns for $75k. Everything is awful.
August 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I broke a crown. Nobody in my area has a dentist they would recommend that I can get an appointment with. There's an Aspen Dental that I can go to tomorrow but that PE slophouse will recommend six root canals and six crowns for $75k. Everything is awful.
Lookin for 3000 cubits of gopher wood. Any leads?
July 29, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Lookin for 3000 cubits of gopher wood. Any leads?
Now the moon landing is the second coolest thing to ever happen on my birthday.
Hiker Trekked 10 Miles to Safety After Impaling Himself on Pole (Gift Article)
David Cifaldi was hiking up Granite Peak, Montana’s tallest mountain, last week when he slipped and fell on one of his trekking poles. A wound nurse, he went into survival mode.
www.nytimes.com
July 28, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Now the moon landing is the second coolest thing to ever happen on my birthday.
Sophie sends her son to camp.
The itinerary for the boys’ trip to Holland may have been overly ambitious. Starring Sean Connery
July 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Sophie sends her son to camp.
It would be fitting if explosive diarrhea from foodborne illness were to become known as "having the trumps." 💩💩💩
July 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
It would be fitting if explosive diarrhea from foodborne illness were to become known as "having the trumps." 💩💩💩
something something rename airport after Lindsey Graham something something landings only
July 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
something something rename airport after Lindsey Graham something something landings only
Like a true faggot stunt queen, ladybug willed himself to death to steal the spotlight from Mitch. Legend.
July 12, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Like a true faggot stunt queen, ladybug willed himself to death to steal the spotlight from Mitch. Legend.
I just did a phone survey from (inferred from the questions) the R candidate for the NY-19 and they asked if I'd be more or less likely to vote for him if I knew he helped develop Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich.
July 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I just did a phone survey from (inferred from the questions) the R candidate for the NY-19 and they asked if I'd be more or less likely to vote for him if I knew he helped develop Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich.
The honorable folks of the Hudson Valley making good trouble 😏
The Coast Guard just removed the Clearwater from the tall ship parade in NYC for having "Save the Clean Water Act" and "Indigenous Rights, Racial Justice, Climate Solutions” banners.
They were escorted out by the Coast Guard, US Navy, and NYPD.
www.instagram.com/p/DaYOP8OlIq...
They were escorted out by the Coast Guard, US Navy, and NYPD.
www.instagram.com/p/DaYOP8OlIq...
July 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The honorable folks of the Hudson Valley making good trouble 😏
With all the miserable weather this weekend you’d think The Universe might have a wee opinion about us celebrating our birthday!
July 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
With all the miserable weather this weekend you’d think The Universe might have a wee opinion about us celebrating our birthday!
Someone who is good at hydration please help me, my kidneys are dying.
June 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Someone who is good at hydration please help me, my kidneys are dying.
Don't get me wrong, landlords are pretty universally scum, but how is this anything but a random lottery windfall for this woman?
In Manhattan, Learning to Not Always Take ‘Yes’ for an Answer
www.nytimes.com
June 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Don't get me wrong, landlords are pretty universally scum, but how is this anything but a random lottery windfall for this woman?
I expect you all this loud when Disney shuts down The Mickey Mouse Club, my small-time amateur queer bar poorly run by himbo twinks where we spill your drinks, coat check loses your shit, and the sound system goes out twice a night. (Zane is working on it) Stop targeting queer spaces!
May 30, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I expect you all this loud when Disney shuts down The Mickey Mouse Club, my small-time amateur queer bar poorly run by himbo twinks where we spill your drinks, coat check loses your shit, and the sound system goes out twice a night. (Zane is working on it) Stop targeting queer spaces!
I went here and everyone knew you
May 21, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I went here and everyone knew you
Apparently there is a Grindr White House Correspondents Dinner after party and welcome to hell
April 25, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Apparently there is a Grindr White House Correspondents Dinner after party and welcome to hell
2026 is not the year to post that April Fool’s joke. I know your social team is super excited but shits too crazy rn and my heart can’t take contemplating whether “SCOTUS approved Trump shooting babies into the sun. States ‘official act’. Returns to lower court.” is true or not today.
April 1, 2026 at 10:54 AM
2026 is not the year to post that April Fool’s joke. I know your social team is super excited but shits too crazy rn and my heart can’t take contemplating whether “SCOTUS approved Trump shooting babies into the sun. States ‘official act’. Returns to lower court.” is true or not today.
ChatGPT now teases more info like a fucking Facebook post. "Do you want to know the three things most people forget when cleaning their carpets?" Yes asshole, that's why I asked about the steps for cleaning a carpet. We've trained LLMs to produce customized clickbait. 🤦🏻♂️
March 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
ChatGPT now teases more info like a fucking Facebook post. "Do you want to know the three things most people forget when cleaning their carpets?" Yes asshole, that's why I asked about the steps for cleaning a carpet. We've trained LLMs to produce customized clickbait. 🤦🏻♂️
Had a “curtains for Zoosha” moment last night when I streamed SNL and didn’t know who any of the guests were.
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Had a “curtains for Zoosha” moment last night when I streamed SNL and didn’t know who any of the guests were.
Why don’t Democrats don’t take a disingenuous “repeal and replace” campaign position? “Abolish ICE” sounds like scary open borders. “Fix ICE” sounds like sober compromise.
Have we learned nothing from seeing Republicans lie about being for vague middle ground solutions for the past 30 years?
Have we learned nothing from seeing Republicans lie about being for vague middle ground solutions for the past 30 years?
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Why don’t Democrats don’t take a disingenuous “repeal and replace” campaign position? “Abolish ICE” sounds like scary open borders. “Fix ICE” sounds like sober compromise.
Have we learned nothing from seeing Republicans lie about being for vague middle ground solutions for the past 30 years?
Have we learned nothing from seeing Republicans lie about being for vague middle ground solutions for the past 30 years?
Do you think they’ll sell tickets for timed entry to shit on his grave, or will we all just stand in an interminable line like civilized people?
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Do you think they’ll sell tickets for timed entry to shit on his grave, or will we all just stand in an interminable line like civilized people?
He thinks that if he puts Machado in he'll get the Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
He thinks that if he puts Machado in he'll get the Peace Prize.
Heated Rivalry x Shoresy crossover ep. LORD HEAR MY PRAYER
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Heated Rivalry x Shoresy crossover ep. LORD HEAR MY PRAYER
Overjoyed that today's sunset was a minute later than yesterday's
December 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Overjoyed that today's sunset was a minute later than yesterday's