✨Juniper✨
@juniperthefatty.bsky.social
he/him. leftist, disabled, AuDHD, T2 diabetic, fat (liberationist about it), and polyamorous. certified femme himbo. in recovery from addiction. hedonistic af. committed to revolutionary trans joy.
definitely one of the people of all time🌈
definitely one of the people of all time🌈
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✨Juniper✨
@juniperthefatty.bsky.social
· Sep 13
this is your periodic reminder that in this house we call the wasabi card in Sushi Go 'the sushi booger'
(ok listen it's just me doing it and always has been but fuck if I'm gonna let that stop me)
(ok listen it's just me doing it and always has been but fuck if I'm gonna let that stop me)
Sometimes I think about when I told my therapist at the time "hey I think I might have BPD?" and she immediately said "nah your relationships are too stable"
Now here I am like 6 years and 1 psychotic episode later with a definite diagnosis 🤪
Now here I am like 6 years and 1 psychotic episode later with a definite diagnosis 🤪
August 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Sometimes I think about when I told my therapist at the time "hey I think I might have BPD?" and she immediately said "nah your relationships are too stable"
Now here I am like 6 years and 1 psychotic episode later with a definite diagnosis 🤪
Now here I am like 6 years and 1 psychotic episode later with a definite diagnosis 🤪
polyamory is difficult sometimes 🫠 that is all 🙃
August 17, 2026 at 4:47 AM
polyamory is difficult sometimes 🫠 that is all 🙃
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always worth remembering
July 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
always worth remembering
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you know, we mock the concept, but there’s a 100% chance that somewhere in the world is a youth on AO3 who has read their grandma’s smut fic and doesnt know it
July 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
you know, we mock the concept, but there’s a 100% chance that somewhere in the world is a youth on AO3 who has read their grandma’s smut fic and doesnt know it
quick check to tell you if someone doesn't actually have any trans friends: if they refer to period products as "feminine" or "for women" or make a period seem like a ✨divine feminine experience✨
how nasty.
how nasty.
July 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
quick check to tell you if someone doesn't actually have any trans friends: if they refer to period products as "feminine" or "for women" or make a period seem like a ✨divine feminine experience✨
how nasty.
how nasty.
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Say what you want about Lindsey Graham, I bet he's more fun in bed now.
July 12, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Say what you want about Lindsey Graham, I bet he's more fun in bed now.
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THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING
Siri, punish the wicked men
July 12, 2026 at 7:56 AM
THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING
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My mom just called to tell me that she went to a museum about the Underground Railroad, where one of the exhibits talked about the locals having horns that they would blow to warn people when the slave catchers were in town
“It’s just like your whistles!”
“It’s just like your whistles!”
July 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
My mom just called to tell me that she went to a museum about the Underground Railroad, where one of the exhibits talked about the locals having horns that they would blow to warn people when the slave catchers were in town
“It’s just like your whistles!”
“It’s just like your whistles!”
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The CDC has stopped monitoring DEEZ NUTS.
THE CDC HAS STOPPED MONITORING 4 BENDII SYNDROME
The CDC has stopped monitoring for cyberpsychosis.
July 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
The CDC has stopped monitoring DEEZ NUTS.
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No thanks, soccer. If I want to hear a man shouting about goals, I’ll call my father so he can tell me how he had such high hopes for me.
July 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
No thanks, soccer. If I want to hear a man shouting about goals, I’ll call my father so he can tell me how he had such high hopes for me.
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I am reposting this August 28, 2025 article which explains why there is this cyclosporiasis outbreak.
CDC cuts back foodborne illness surveillance program.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/foodborne-di...
CDC cuts back foodborne illness surveillance program.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/foodborne-di...
CDC cuts back foodborne illness surveillance program
www.cidrap.umn.edu
July 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I am reposting this August 28, 2025 article which explains why there is this cyclosporiasis outbreak.
CDC cuts back foodborne illness surveillance program.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/foodborne-di...
CDC cuts back foodborne illness surveillance program.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/foodborne-di...
ppl who make fun of others using flavor packets in water and say it's worse than regular water are so weird like just say you're boring and rude and move on???
July 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
ppl who make fun of others using flavor packets in water and say it's worse than regular water are so weird like just say you're boring and rude and move on???
making giant life adjustments and feeling....conflicted about it
Doctor Who: Man Crying in Rain, 'So Many Feelings'
ALT: Doctor Who: Man Crying in Rain, 'So Many Feelings'
static.klipy.com
July 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
making giant life adjustments and feeling....conflicted about it
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wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT
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More often now I let out little farts when I cough. This feels rather unfortunate as a stoner 😅 I guess this is getting old?
May 29, 2026 at 1:50 PM
More often now I let out little farts when I cough. This feels rather unfortunate as a stoner 😅 I guess this is getting old?
@yourgwenbo.bsky.social as I'm scream singing the Laverne and Shirley theme song after she pointed it out being advertised on the tv
May 28, 2026 at 4:52 AM
@yourgwenbo.bsky.social as I'm scream singing the Laverne and Shirley theme song after she pointed it out being advertised on the tv
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The idea that fiction "normalizes" behavior makes intuitive sense until I think about how I have fun watching people get murdered in video games for hours a day but if I saw a dead body in real life I'd throw up and cry.
May 23, 2026 at 11:19 AM
The idea that fiction "normalizes" behavior makes intuitive sense until I think about how I have fun watching people get murdered in video games for hours a day but if I saw a dead body in real life I'd throw up and cry.
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lighting a candle for all trans people to live fucking long lives and get old as fuck and happy and comfortable and satisfied
May 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
lighting a candle for all trans people to live fucking long lives and get old as fuck and happy and comfortable and satisfied
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There's a lot wrong with the world but there are insects outside that literally light up when they're trying to get laid and that's pretty cool.
May 15, 2024 at 2:15 AM
There's a lot wrong with the world but there are insects outside that literally light up when they're trying to get laid and that's pretty cool.
I just found/used the mute account button and I feel very powerful
May 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I just found/used the mute account button and I feel very powerful
I can't wait to be a 70 year old who texts things like "🥺👉🏼👈🏼" and "👌👀👌👀" cause you're so wrong if you think age is ever gonna get me off my bullshit
May 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I can't wait to be a 70 year old who texts things like "🥺👉🏼👈🏼" and "👌👀👌👀" cause you're so wrong if you think age is ever gonna get me off my bullshit
yeah you've experienced pain but have you ever tried to calm your brain and go to sleep while BPD splitting on *yourself*
May 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
yeah you've experienced pain but have you ever tried to calm your brain and go to sleep while BPD splitting on *yourself*
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Lwaxana Troi is my favorite old bitch of all time
a woman in a red dress looking at herself in a mirror
ALT: a woman in a red dress looking at herself in a mirror
media.tenor.com
May 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Lwaxana Troi is my favorite old bitch of all time
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It's funny that the world the ultra rich so reliably create for themselves behind closed doors is a pale, hateful, empty shadow of what the average group of poly dorks does on any given weekend.
May 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
It's funny that the world the ultra rich so reliably create for themselves behind closed doors is a pale, hateful, empty shadow of what the average group of poly dorks does on any given weekend.