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Old things should look old. Our appreciation of them is in their historical context.
September 2, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Old things should look old. Our appreciation of them is in their historical context.
Yeah, dude. That’s the reason why she has those earbuds in. She specifically doesn’t want you talking to her.
August 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Yeah, dude. That’s the reason why she has those earbuds in. She specifically doesn’t want you talking to her.
She’s just milking the attention at this point. She’s got nothing but the harshest criticism for Nolan’s Odyssey but thinks Troy was “fun”? If she was truly bothered by how Nolan deviated from the story, Troy would give her ptsd. She’s gotta be trolling.
August 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
She’s just milking the attention at this point. She’s got nothing but the harshest criticism for Nolan’s Odyssey but thinks Troy was “fun”? If she was truly bothered by how Nolan deviated from the story, Troy would give her ptsd. She’s gotta be trolling.
Chicken or the egg: does wealth create the megalomania or do megalomaniacs have some inherent trait that allows them to accumulate such wealth?
August 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Chicken or the egg: does wealth create the megalomania or do megalomaniacs have some inherent trait that allows them to accumulate such wealth?
No wooden horse needed, he just scales the wall himself
July 31, 2026 at 3:17 AM
No wooden horse needed, he just scales the wall himself
“The things that are happening... no one could have seen coming!”
July 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
“The things that are happening... no one could have seen coming!”
Will be reading soon
(the order only just shipped this morning)
(the order only just shipped this morning)
June 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Will be reading soon
(the order only just shipped this morning)
(the order only just shipped this morning)
I had to stop to google what an alternative girl is, and there were a few questions that I was bothered by the wording of, but I got results I am satisfied with.
June 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I had to stop to google what an alternative girl is, and there were a few questions that I was bothered by the wording of, but I got results I am satisfied with.
Im sure there’s already been a dozen Uncle Fester references, but he sure is an Uncle Fester lookin mfer
June 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Im sure there’s already been a dozen Uncle Fester references, but he sure is an Uncle Fester lookin mfer
The existence of Madonna implies the existence of Wadonna
June 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The existence of Madonna implies the existence of Wadonna
Men should sit down to pee in their own homes.
June 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Men should sit down to pee in their own homes.
My life has become a Far Side comic. I’ve chased this duck away from my pool a couple of times and he’s been sitting up there on my neighbor’s roof watching me all day. As soon as I go back in the house I know he’s gonna make a break for the pool.
June 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
My life has become a Far Side comic. I’ve chased this duck away from my pool a couple of times and he’s been sitting up there on my neighbor’s roof watching me all day. As soon as I go back in the house I know he’s gonna make a break for the pool.
I love how there are some fish in that aquarium.
May 27, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I love how there are some fish in that aquarium.
I learned my lesson when Blu-ray became standard after I built up a fairly large DVD collection. No way in hell I was rebuying all those movies I’d already bought. Now I just have this bad boy.
May 26, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I learned my lesson when Blu-ray became standard after I built up a fairly large DVD collection. No way in hell I was rebuying all those movies I’d already bought. Now I just have this bad boy.
I have to assume no human even looked at the AI generated cover before it went to print because why is the rocket launching from the middle of a city? Unless that was a deliberate political statement in opposition to the intent of the piece?
Are you incapable of feeling embarrassment?
Are you incapable of feeling embarrassment?
May 21, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I have to assume no human even looked at the AI generated cover before it went to print because why is the rocket launching from the middle of a city? Unless that was a deliberate political statement in opposition to the intent of the piece?
Are you incapable of feeling embarrassment?
Are you incapable of feeling embarrassment?
Okay but to be fair the sci-fi narrative was directly referencing the real life Senator McCarthy’s 1950 speech claiming to have a list of communists. We’ve passed through fiction just to come full circle back to our own tragic past.
May 20, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Okay but to be fair the sci-fi narrative was directly referencing the real life Senator McCarthy’s 1950 speech claiming to have a list of communists. We’ve passed through fiction just to come full circle back to our own tragic past.
Opening the paper and taking massive psychic damage. The purpose of education is not to *increase test scores*
May 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Opening the paper and taking massive psychic damage. The purpose of education is not to *increase test scores*
The white bands are different fatnesses, so I suppose people familiar with the flag can tell if it’s upside down or not.
April 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The white bands are different fatnesses, so I suppose people familiar with the flag can tell if it’s upside down or not.
AI Trump Max Headroom will be running the country “from his bunker” for decades to come.
April 30, 2026 at 4:10 PM
AI Trump Max Headroom will be running the country “from his bunker” for decades to come.
The Democrats strategy is this:
April 28, 2026 at 11:11 AM
The Democrats strategy is this:
He sweats ketchup and his cape is a slice of American cheese. His origin story is his parents were Mayor McCheese and Big Mac
April 21, 2026 at 11:16 PM
He sweats ketchup and his cape is a slice of American cheese. His origin story is his parents were Mayor McCheese and Big Mac