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President AOC needs to create the Department of Arts and nationalize all stadiums.
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran.

Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
September 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I don’t want an iPhone that unfolds to become twice as big, I want an iPhone that folds and becomes half as big. The whole point of flipping is to be smaller, not larger! I want it to fit in my pocket.
September 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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this is real good
August 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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They know they are lying. They think it's funny. They do not care about the truth. Fascists have a political agenda and they will say literally anything to accomplish it.
August 14, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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Re reporters saying Karoline is super normal off camera: I'll never forget the time I was on television with an anti-immigration think tank person. She lied like she breathed on air. Afterward, I said, you know none of that is true, right? She smiled and said something like, that's not the point.
August 14, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Backrooms (2026)
do i take my chances going down this slide? something about the padding on the opposite wall tells me that i’m going to break bones, but i kind of want to do it anyway.
August 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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The director of Sex Purge: Please don't ask me questions about the Sex Purge
August 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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i'm not arguing about covid lockdowns in 2026 bitch get a hobby. take up collecting coins. and you better do it now bc they stopped making pennies
August 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Hell yeah

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July 28, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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This chart is basically the whole story of American politics. Only one party has “centrists.”
July 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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The Odyssey is a nice example of the problem with every effort to "understand" Trumpers. There's nothing to "understand" here: this man has no idea what happens in Homer's epic, he's an arrogant dimwit with a made-up version in his head that he uses as an excuse to be weird and racist. That's it.
Matt Walsh complains that Nolan brought his obsession with nonlinear story telling to the Odyssey, undercutting the original's narrative. The defenders of western civilisation, folks.
July 22, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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July 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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July 19, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This is not a word!

Wordle 1,852 4/6*

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THIS IS NOT A WORD!
July 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Can I ask y’all some weird questions and y’all won’t judge me?
July 13, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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It's all related. And none of it should be THIS hard.
July 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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Anyway there's a pretty clearly marked trapdoor underneath going all-in on a guy you never heard of a couple weeks previously and whose Policy Positions are things he, by his own admission, has believed in for all of like 8 months. Lotta people chose to stand on it, not sure why.
July 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Robert Eggers’ Caddyshack
Guillermo del Toro’s Toy Story
Wes Anderson's Saw
July 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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new metaphor just dropped
July 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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what are we reading, chat?
June 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Everyone is talking about Trump’s mock up arch at the Great American State Fair, so I filmed it from top to bottom and front to back for everyone who can’t see it in person.
June 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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I've been walking around the house randomly shouting "SHRIMP!"

First collaboration with my friend @trekkielancaster.bsky.social - Text @uselessdegree.bsky.social /me - Image
June 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
June 27, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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"We should not be telling our kids they are nothing... and replacing their own cognition, their own joy, with trash"

No "A.i" in the schools.

From at the @aimoratoriumnyc.bsky.social rally with
@comixaction.com at City Hall.

h/t AMNY - full clip here:
www.instagram.com/p/DZ_BLWRlT5H/
June 26, 2026 at 2:13 PM