Justin Cook
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Dad | Husband | Public Defender | Nerd | Malcontent
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🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
September 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
I hate everything about the way Argentina plays soccer
July 19, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I hate everything about the way Argentina plays soccer
Somebody on England is gonna get the golden boot.
July 18, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Somebody on England is gonna get the golden boot.
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July 17, 2026 at 3:26 AM
i unironically love Jordan Pickford. Just such a goblin.
July 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
i unironically love Jordan Pickford. Just such a goblin.
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Argentina-England recap so far
July 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Argentina-England recap so far
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I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.
July 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.
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mandatory reading
July 13, 2026 at 9:41 AM
mandatory reading
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Pickford was nothing short of phenomenal
July 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Pickford was nothing short of phenomenal
This has been a fantastic past 2 days of World Cup. Just the sport at its best
July 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
This has been a fantastic past 2 days of World Cup. Just the sport at its best
LESSGO
Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium, with his one-game red-card ban that he received against Bosnia and Herzegovina suspended.
July 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
LESSGO
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I know the old evil is in my blood because I just typed seven things about that ref that would have gotten me on Interpol’s radar
July 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I know the old evil is in my blood because I just typed seven things about that ref that would have gotten me on Interpol’s radar
I’m never giving that penalty
July 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I’m never giving that penalty
christ. that kane goal was phenomenal.
July 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
christ. that kane goal was phenomenal.
if some slack-jawed mouth-breathing conservative attempts to "verify" my daughter's gender, they're gonna get punched.
June 30, 2026 at 2:33 PM
if some slack-jawed mouth-breathing conservative attempts to "verify" my daughter's gender, they're gonna get punched.
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Traffic is going to be even worse on Route 1 once that penalty falls back to earth
June 29, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Traffic is going to be even worse on Route 1 once that penalty falls back to earth
man, people need to read better. this case does not prohibit private business owners from limiting the carrying of guns on their property. It merely struck down a law that did not give private business owners that authority.
The Supreme Court's second opinion is Wolford v. Lopez. By a 6–3 vote, the court STRIKES DOWN Hawaii's law that bars the carrying of guns on private property unless the property owner affirmatively consents. All three liberals dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
June 25, 2026 at 2:17 PM
man, people need to read better. this case does not prohibit private business owners from limiting the carrying of guns on their property. It merely struck down a law that did not give private business owners that authority.
boy, we really needed this rain.
June 21, 2026 at 4:35 PM
boy, we really needed this rain.
my takeaway thus far from the world cup is that Adidas's kit game is far superior to Nike's
June 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
my takeaway thus far from the world cup is that Adidas's kit game is far superior to Nike's
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Scott Summers next to sliced summer sausage.
May 28, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Scott Summers next to sliced summer sausage.