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I hope Ed Sheeran keeps having a shitty day.
September 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I hope Ed Sheeran keeps having a shitty day.
Downgrade a movie:
Worry and Mild Distaste in Las Vegas.
Worry and Mild Distaste in Las Vegas.
Downgrade a movie:
The Fast and the Kinda Angry
The Fast and the Kinda Angry
Downgrade a movie:
Twelve Annoyed Men
Twelve Annoyed Men
August 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Downgrade a movie:
Worry and Mild Distaste in Las Vegas.
Worry and Mild Distaste in Las Vegas.
@corinnefisher.bsky.social was the first person I thought of. RIP Tim Curry
August 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
@corinnefisher.bsky.social was the first person I thought of. RIP Tim Curry
Many thoughts and prayers to the AMC Metreon (San Francisco) location to hit the same milestone.
AMC Burbank 16 escalator was actually working yesterday so we had to document it
August 25, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Many thoughts and prayers to the AMC Metreon (San Francisco) location to hit the same milestone.
I had to speak with 5 different Google Support people today (in 1 support session) to track and replace and order.
Lord.
Lord.
May 30, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I had to speak with 5 different Google Support people today (in 1 support session) to track and replace and order.
Lord.
Lord.
What if, and hear me out, Joseph Jackson was not the villain and he was simply a gritty parent whose downfall was the tough love he gave his kids?
May 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
What if, and hear me out, Joseph Jackson was not the villain and he was simply a gritty parent whose downfall was the tough love he gave his kids?
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PRODUCER: We're interested in making a new Michael Jackson biopic.
STUDIO HEAD: Tell me your vision.
PRODUCER: Literally precisely recreating all of the music videos everyone has seen a million times and that you could watch at any time on YouTube.
STUDIO HEAD: When can you start filming?
STUDIO HEAD: Tell me your vision.
PRODUCER: Literally precisely recreating all of the music videos everyone has seen a million times and that you could watch at any time on YouTube.
STUDIO HEAD: When can you start filming?
April 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
PRODUCER: We're interested in making a new Michael Jackson biopic.
STUDIO HEAD: Tell me your vision.
PRODUCER: Literally precisely recreating all of the music videos everyone has seen a million times and that you could watch at any time on YouTube.
STUDIO HEAD: When can you start filming?
STUDIO HEAD: Tell me your vision.
PRODUCER: Literally precisely recreating all of the music videos everyone has seen a million times and that you could watch at any time on YouTube.
STUDIO HEAD: When can you start filming?
The algorithm is showing me Afroman's trial. We are cooked
March 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
The algorithm is showing me Afroman's trial. We are cooked
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Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
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recall eclipses of the heart
🤝
total
🤝
total
January 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
recall eclipses of the heart
🤝
total
🤝
total
Someone please take my phone away. I'm obsessed with reading 1-star reviews on local business pages my god
January 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Someone please take my phone away. I'm obsessed with reading 1-star reviews on local business pages my god
2025 concert list / wrapped:
Queens of The Stone Age
Kruder & Dorfmeister
Machine Head
The Prodigy
Underworld
Boys Noize
Excision
Panchiko
NIИ
Queens of The Stone Age
Kruder & Dorfmeister
Machine Head
The Prodigy
Underworld
Boys Noize
Excision
Panchiko
NIИ
January 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
2025 concert list / wrapped:
Queens of The Stone Age
Kruder & Dorfmeister
Machine Head
The Prodigy
Underworld
Boys Noize
Excision
Panchiko
NIИ
Queens of The Stone Age
Kruder & Dorfmeister
Machine Head
The Prodigy
Underworld
Boys Noize
Excision
Panchiko
NIИ
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When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
I forget about Woody Allen, all the time. And then something reminds of Woody Allen and it never doesn't remind me what Woody Allen is like.
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I forget about Woody Allen, all the time. And then something reminds of Woody Allen and it never doesn't remind me what Woody Allen is like.
Horrifying if literal: Stone Temple Pilots.
December 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Horrifying if literal: Stone Temple Pilots.
AI Slop...but branded.
NEWS
Disney is investing $1 billion in OpenAI and licensing over 200 of its characters for use in OpenAI’s video platform Sora.
bit.ly/44pgsRr
Disney is investing $1 billion in OpenAI and licensing over 200 of its characters for use in OpenAI’s video platform Sora.
bit.ly/44pgsRr
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
AI Slop...but branded.
Burger King Crimson
weezerschnitzel
Jack in the Candlebox
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Burger King Crimson
Beck is a Jeff Buckley for white guys who like DJ Shadow.
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Beck is a Jeff Buckley for white guys who like DJ Shadow.
Thankful that I woke up again and realized I'm not Bill Maher.
Imaging having that face and intellect.
Imaging having that face and intellect.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Thankful that I woke up again and realized I'm not Bill Maher.
Imaging having that face and intellect.
Imaging having that face and intellect.
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Horrifying if literal: circle back.
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Horrifying if literal: circle back.
A new album from JMSN and another from Tame Impala on the same day is just criminal behavior.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A new album from JMSN and another from Tame Impala on the same day is just criminal behavior.
I suppose we're implicated in the belief that in Dubai, it's just called "chocolate."
October 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I suppose we're implicated in the belief that in Dubai, it's just called "chocolate."
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Me timbers?
Shiver them.
Shiver them.
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Me timbers?
Shiver them.
Shiver them.
Do I tell the groom it's obvious that ChatGPT wrote that poem in his wedding vows, my god it's AI slop everywhere I go.
September 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Do I tell the groom it's obvious that ChatGPT wrote that poem in his wedding vows, my god it's AI slop everywhere I go.