keelin
@keelin12ft.bsky.social
• Baseball injury report for @razzball.bsky.social
• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦
• Naturalized Chicagoan
• Esteemed Critter
• She/they
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• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦
• Naturalized Chicagoan
• Esteemed Critter
• She/they
🍉
Nebraska? The wrestling school?
October 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Nebraska? The wrestling school?
Nm, found it (Jackson Terminal).
October 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Nm, found it (Jackson Terminal).
He could pull this off.
October 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
He could pull this off.
Coldest man goes out the coldest way.
October 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Coldest man goes out the coldest way.
It’s important to watch your favorite movies on the big screen because I’ve seen The Thing upwards of 20-30 times, and when I recently saw it on the big screen, I JUST noticed Copper has a nose ring and that the Antarctic research station walls appear to be plywood.
October 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
It’s important to watch your favorite movies on the big screen because I’ve seen The Thing upwards of 20-30 times, and when I recently saw it on the big screen, I JUST noticed Copper has a nose ring and that the Antarctic research station walls appear to be plywood.
Tennessee Republicans: So pro-life, we can’t even kill people. 😃
October 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Tennessee Republicans: So pro-life, we can’t even kill people. 😃
Thoughts on thighs?
September 24, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Thoughts on thighs?
lol me too. i almost said it the other day and realized no one was going to know wtf I was talking about.
also, I made this at the time.
also, I made this at the time.
September 24, 2026 at 12:56 AM
lol me too. i almost said it the other day and realized no one was going to know wtf I was talking about.
also, I made this at the time.
also, I made this at the time.
I don’t have a podcast, but I shared your book with one of my dead cats.
September 22, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I don’t have a podcast, but I shared your book with one of my dead cats.
Finally realized who he reminds me of:
Too Many Cooks murderer
Too Many Cooks murderer
September 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Finally realized who he reminds me of:
Too Many Cooks murderer
Too Many Cooks murderer
Anyone need a squash?
September 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Anyone need a squash?
Track is on.
Recommend it for those who enjoy the Olympics, and if you don’t like it….
Recommend it for those who enjoy the Olympics, and if you don’t like it….
September 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Track is on.
Recommend it for those who enjoy the Olympics, and if you don’t like it….
Recommend it for those who enjoy the Olympics, and if you don’t like it….
The Ol’ Crotch Loiterer
September 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
The Ol’ Crotch Loiterer
They never had pics in Tiger Beat or BOP for the 11-13 year olds (me) who were interested in 19th century Royal Naval officers. 😮💨
September 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
They never had pics in Tiger Beat or BOP for the 11-13 year olds (me) who were interested in 19th century Royal Naval officers. 😮💨
Hank is prepared for the Great War.
September 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Hank is prepared for the Great War.
Financial planner: What do you think you’re lifestyle will be when you retire? Travel? Grandkids?
Me: Thinkin’ something like this:
Me: Thinkin’ something like this:
August 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Financial planner: What do you think you’re lifestyle will be when you retire? Travel? Grandkids?
Me: Thinkin’ something like this:
Me: Thinkin’ something like this:
To everyone involved.
August 28, 2026 at 1:24 AM
To everyone involved.
