keelin
@keelin12ft.bsky.social
• Baseball injury report for @razzball.bsky.social
• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦
• Naturalized Chicagoan
• Esteemed Critter
• She/they
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• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦
• Naturalized Chicagoan
• Esteemed Critter
• She/they
🍉
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keelin
@keelin12ft.bsky.social
· Jul 4
The first time I went to Detroit was for a Tigers game, and my brother tried to convince me this was a statue to honor Doug Fister lmao.
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Biggest day for celibacy in Chicago since the conclave
Sean Burke will start Game 5 for the White Sox.
October 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Biggest day for celibacy in Chicago since the conclave
When the bar is in Hell
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
October 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
When the bar is in Hell
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When ISIS killed my friend James Foley on camera they put him in an orange jumpsuit as a direct reference to images of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.
Not fucking interested my government having a fucking propaganda CONVERSATION with tomorrow’s terrorists, thanks.
Not fucking interested my government having a fucking propaganda CONVERSATION with tomorrow’s terrorists, thanks.
Hard to overstate how much Hegseth's execution stream mirrors the U.S. military's traditional description of ISIS propaganda: broadcast killings designed to send a message, strike fear and create a social media spectacle. Will almost certainly be repurposed by online terror cells
October 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
When ISIS killed my friend James Foley on camera they put him in an orange jumpsuit as a direct reference to images of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.
Not fucking interested my government having a fucking propaganda CONVERSATION with tomorrow’s terrorists, thanks.
Not fucking interested my government having a fucking propaganda CONVERSATION with tomorrow’s terrorists, thanks.
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Miguel Vargas' solo home run
October 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Miguel Vargas' solo home run
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*JFK voice*
Robot umps
…noooow.
Robot umps
…noooow.
October 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
*JFK voice*
Robot umps
…noooow.
Robot umps
…noooow.
That run was absolutely born of a baby back biatch stuff.
October 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
That run was absolutely born of a baby back biatch stuff.
iloveyouerickfeddeeeee
October 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
iloveyouerickfeddeeeee
*JFK voice*
Robot umps
…noooow.
Robot umps
…noooow.
October 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
*JFK voice*
Robot umps
…noooow.
Robot umps
…noooow.
Yer hopes and dreams ever placed fully on Tommy Pham?
October 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Yer hopes and dreams ever placed fully on Tommy Pham?
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White Sox. If for no other reason than @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social @chrystalok.bsky.social and @keelin12ft.bsky.social would drag me out to the alley and kick the sh t outta me. @ruthkapelus.bsky.social would be there, too, but she’d just be very disappointed in me
Who you got tonight? Guardians or Sox?
October 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
White Sox. If for no other reason than @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social @chrystalok.bsky.social and @keelin12ft.bsky.social would drag me out to the alley and kick the sh t outta me. @ruthkapelus.bsky.social would be there, too, but she’d just be very disappointed in me
Yes, make all of your big business friends give all the jobs to U.S. citizens on U.S. soil. I am sure it will go well.
Q: How do you define socialism personally?
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
October 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Yes, make all of your big business friends give all the jobs to U.S. citizens on U.S. soil. I am sure it will go well.
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oh hell yes
October 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
oh hell yes
Congrats to Brewers friends. Ily.
October 8, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Congrats to Brewers friends. Ily.
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I’m just gonna say it. Pitchers are too tall now.
October 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I’m just gonna say it. Pitchers are too tall now.
TRISTAN
October 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
TRISTAN
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Bolsheviks in July of 1917
October 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Bolsheviks in July of 1917
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If you're sick of routine fly balls, rafter is the best medicine
October 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If you're sick of routine fly balls, rafter is the best medicine
Opening a ceiling fan store called Only Fans.
October 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Opening a ceiling fan store called Only Fans.
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Fuck, is god real???
October 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Fuck, is god real???