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Me, chanting: "BOG! BOG! BOG!"

The Bog Expert, standing next to me: "this is a marsh! It's very different from a bog! This wouldn't preserve your body At All!"
September 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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it's awesome that you can vote for who you want the next politicians to be. kind of a cool way to let fans be a part of it
June 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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i’ll be honest, i am stunned by this. i did not think boats were real. wouldn’t they just sink in the water
May 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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one of the most magical things about parenthood is the opportunity to watch a baby grow and develop. i never got to be a baby. i’ve always just been a guy
February 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Canadian Net-Favourables:

🇮🇹Italy: +65%
🇯🇵Japan: +63%
🇬🇧UK: +59%
🇩🇪Germany: +54%
🇫🇷France: +54%
🇰🇷S. Korea: +40%
🇲🇽Mexico: +28%

🇻🇪Venezuela: -10%
🇨🇳China: -11%
🇮🇳India: -16%
🇸🇦Saudi Arabia: -26%
🇺🇸USA: -32%
🇷🇺Russia: -43%
🇮🇷Iran: -46%
🇰🇵N. Korea: -54%

Research Co / Feb 6, 2026
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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if I'm Joe Brady, I am absolutely trying to hire Sean McDermott as my DC. it's a good scheme fit with the players they have
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in
The intoxicated animal suffered no injuries and was released back into the wild by animal protection once sober.
www.bbc.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Concerts 2023-2025 Continued
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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At a comedy show and they make a joke about the KKK and the guy behind me leans over to his friend and says “KKK- that’s a racist organization”
October 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Don't like the term "douchecanoe," you're not improving the insult. Don't even know what that means
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Social media has destroyed the fabric of civilization buts it’s also helped me a lot personally
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I’m sorry, sir, but that information is yassified.
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
October 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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The “we just have to get through these four years” guys are a trip. It’s over, we lost, we’re locked into 40-50 years of this shit.
September 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My story is a simple one
August 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Once again, here is my video as I died and went to PARADISE for a a day, in beautiful Victoria Canada. Enjoy.
August 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
August 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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i expect that in the future, historians will regard the year 2025 as the year of peanut butter. from crunchy to creamy, from bargain brands to high-end organic offerings, many a jar of peanut butter has hit grocery store shelves this year. you can bet on it – just make sure to check the spread
July 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I want to see entire departments convert to one sect of Christianity and start holy wars against each other. I want to see the Thirty Years War localized entirely to the US federal government. Why the fuck not
WASHINGTON (Reuters) -U.S. federal employees may try to recruit their coworkers to join their religion, the Trump administration said on Monday in a statement allowing workers to organize prayer groups for non-work hours.
July 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM