@kekelamuneca.bsky.social
Mother of None, Adults Against Adulting Member, Epicurean, Best Auntie Ever Club
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I'm a quiet poster. I say random things,scroll for funnies, and food mentions.
I'm sick of the fruits and vegetables at the store looking sad. I understand whoever Tio or Tia cursing the crop but man ....
September 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I'm sick of the fruits and vegetables at the store looking sad. I understand whoever Tio or Tia cursing the crop but man ....
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$71.81…that’s how much I just had to pay to fill up a sedan. Where is the news crew to ask me about MY economic anxiety and how it can sway the election‽‽‽ I can sit in a diner and talk shit too!
September 16, 2026 at 10:20 PM
$71.81…that’s how much I just had to pay to fill up a sedan. Where is the news crew to ask me about MY economic anxiety and how it can sway the election‽‽‽ I can sit in a diner and talk shit too!
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I'm very grumpy. Adults should be able to take naps like babies. Best for everyone
September 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I'm very grumpy. Adults should be able to take naps like babies. Best for everyone
I skipped breakfast yesterday not doing it again today.
September 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I skipped breakfast yesterday not doing it again today.
Hide the heauxs Kennedy
September 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Hide the heauxs Kennedy
Room full of dipshits is correct.
Arch Manning, room full of dipshits, snicker about AI video of Steve Sarkisian slapping Holly Rowe: defector.com/arch-manning...
Arch Manning, Room Full Of Dipshits, Snicker About AI Video Of Steve Sarkisian Slapping Holly Rowe | Defector
Fair warning: This is a short blog post in which you are going to encounter exhausting behavior from some fellas who will leave you pining for the restoration of our culture’s sense of shame. Texas be...
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September 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Room full of dipshits is correct.
Got meeting with VP today its not getting canceled. She shoulda made it earlier and rip the band aid off.
September 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Got meeting with VP today its not getting canceled. She shoulda made it earlier and rip the band aid off.
Use to be in September it started to cool off. October it was nice n crispy and leaves start to turn colors. Not no more but a smega of folks said climate change not real 😒
Mid September and yet another heat advisory. I ain't no winter lover but this is quite ridiculous
September 15, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Use to be in September it started to cool off. October it was nice n crispy and leaves start to turn colors. Not no more but a smega of folks said climate change not real 😒
Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala. Get you something sweet today!
September 15, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala. Get you something sweet today!
My ac unit has a leak and the refrigerant is out. The cost to fix with labor
Zombieland: Tallahassee's Money Tears
ALT: Zombieland: Tallahassee's Money Tears
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September 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My ac unit has a leak and the refrigerant is out. The cost to fix with labor
She was. Unfortunately I can't stop thinking of Terry Crews singing from White Chick's when it comes on.
Vanessa Carlton was deep in her bag with ‘A Thousand Miles’
September 14, 2026 at 7:52 PM
She was. Unfortunately I can't stop thinking of Terry Crews singing from White Chick's when it comes on.
I'd like to go back to sleep
September 14, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I'd like to go back to sleep
Cover Girls
September 14, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Cover Girls
Especially on a Monday. Blessed to be able to wake up though.
September 14, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Especially on a Monday. Blessed to be able to wake up though.
Silk Press Lady wasn't home cause I know she got one in her house.
September 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Silk Press Lady wasn't home cause I know she got one in her house.
It was usual Saturday clean and its exhausting. Pay for housecleaning if you can cause you're saving your own life. Plus you are giving someone else an economic boost for their service.
September 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It was usual Saturday clean and its exhausting. Pay for housecleaning if you can cause you're saving your own life. Plus you are giving someone else an economic boost for their service.
I know more of the WNBA players. This me when it comes to the NBA
Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
ALT: Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
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September 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I know more of the WNBA players. This me when it comes to the NBA
I told my mom I didn't want to go to CCD cuz I couldn't watch the Smurfs and the Nuns were not nice. It was mainly cuz the Smurfs though.
45 years ago today, the animated series 'The Smurfs' premiered on NBC.
The series ran for 9 seasons with a total of 256 episodes and 7 specials.
The series ran for 9 seasons with a total of 256 episodes and 7 specials.
September 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I told my mom I didn't want to go to CCD cuz I couldn't watch the Smurfs and the Nuns were not nice. It was mainly cuz the Smurfs though.
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i’m so tired of all these betting apps and their commercials
September 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Samesies. I'm also lazy 😂
Everytime I think I may be a little bi, I think about it… and ion think I got any eating cooch in me.
everybody wants a girlfriend until it's time to be a girlfriend 😫
September 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Samesies. I'm also lazy 😂
Horchata!! Maybe it's cuz I haven't had one in a while this one is yummy.
September 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Horchata!! Maybe it's cuz I haven't had one in a while this one is yummy.
I can't sleep. I want a slice of pie.
September 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I can't sleep. I want a slice of pie.
I've been product today but at the same time I haven't done anything 🙃
September 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I've been product today but at the same time I haven't done anything 🙃
Someone come collect my body I died of laughter
Y'all posted the same picture of pulled pork twice
The USDA has announced a recall of 1,513 pounds of pork contaminated with listeria, warning there is a reasonable chance of "serious adverse health consequences or death" if consumed.
September 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Someone come collect my body I died of laughter
I was hyped and then saw Kraut said come in on time .. man that intro be some minutes.
Deal or No Deal: Act out one scene from a Tyler Perry film, verbatim, for $50,000, or come in with the lyrics on time singing Papa Was a Rollin' Stone for $1,000,000. Choose. #krautpoll
1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/qpLL4C/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Tyler Perry scene for $50,000.
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/qpLL4C/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Papa Was a Rollin' Stone for $1,000,000.
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/qpLL4C/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">No deal on either
📊 Show results
1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/qpLL4C/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Tyler Perry scene for $50,000.
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/qpLL4C/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Papa Was a Rollin' Stone for $1,000,000.
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/qpLL4C/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">No deal on either
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September 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I was hyped and then saw Kraut said come in on time .. man that intro be some minutes.