Kelsey Hoover
@kelseyhoover.com
Once upon a time I was a Youtaite, maybe one day my allergies will allow that to happen again
29 | She/her
29 | She/her
Questionable phrasing aside, this is because Trump thinks this image is real, doesn’t he?
July 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Questionable phrasing aside, this is because Trump thinks this image is real, doesn’t he?
Browt is just me when I forget to schedule my monthly eyebrow wax.
February 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Browt is just me when I forget to schedule my monthly eyebrow wax.
Oh boy, it’s been all of 48 hours and the fundraisers are trying to convince me that donating to Senate campaigns is going to help anything.
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh boy, it’s been all of 48 hours and the fundraisers are trying to convince me that donating to Senate campaigns is going to help anything.
Post a picture of when your pet was little
Lily turns 1 in two weeks!
Lily turns 1 in two weeks!
June 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Post a picture of when your pet was little
Lily turns 1 in two weeks!
Lily turns 1 in two weeks!
Back to dunking on political texts I get. Honestly, after today, I’m not so sure.
March 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Back to dunking on political texts I get. Honestly, after today, I’m not so sure.
I got this email with a job suggestion from LinkedIn and… I’m sorry, this is just the corporate way of saying “Snitch,” yeah?
February 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I got this email with a job suggestion from LinkedIn and… I’m sorry, this is just the corporate way of saying “Snitch,” yeah?
I’ve been bad about sharing the silly Lily pictures here because I’ve been sending them on Discord. Sounds like I just need to take more photos of my cat to have a variety for different socials 😉 #kcskitty
February 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’ve been bad about sharing the silly Lily pictures here because I’ve been sending them on Discord. Sounds like I just need to take more photos of my cat to have a variety for different socials 😉 #kcskitty
Calling out more fundraising texts that I get.
Please tell me how answering a poll is going to “save social security?” Like, I need to know what the plan is, what are the steps between me answering a poll (and presumably being asked to donate money) and social security being saved.
Please tell me how answering a poll is going to “save social security?” Like, I need to know what the plan is, what are the steps between me answering a poll (and presumably being asked to donate money) and social security being saved.
February 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Calling out more fundraising texts that I get.
Please tell me how answering a poll is going to “save social security?” Like, I need to know what the plan is, what are the steps between me answering a poll (and presumably being asked to donate money) and social security being saved.
Please tell me how answering a poll is going to “save social security?” Like, I need to know what the plan is, what are the steps between me answering a poll (and presumably being asked to donate money) and social security being saved.
This isn’t the first one of these I’ve gotten and I just need to say, I’m not thanking my elected officials for doing their damn job. This is the bare minimum.
January 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This isn’t the first one of these I’ve gotten and I just need to say, I’m not thanking my elected officials for doing their damn job. This is the bare minimum.
Going ahead and contacting my congressmen (using their online forms. I know calling is better but I don’t have the spoons for that today so I’m doing what I can) and I’m on Fetterman’s form and… why is climate change out of alphabetic order here?
January 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Going ahead and contacting my congressmen (using their online forms. I know calling is better but I don’t have the spoons for that today so I’m doing what I can) and I’m on Fetterman’s form and… why is climate change out of alphabetic order here?
My favorite part of my new job is that I can name my calendar appointments dumb things like this and people appreciate my sense of humor (I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow so I’m working 10-6:30)
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My favorite part of my new job is that I can name my calendar appointments dumb things like this and people appreciate my sense of humor (I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow so I’m working 10-6:30)
To brighten the timeline: I made my cat a pom pom tonight, and it’s her new favorite thing!
January 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
To brighten the timeline: I made my cat a pom pom tonight, and it’s her new favorite thing!
I should have done this years ago, but for my own sanity…
January 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I should have done this years ago, but for my own sanity…
So, I (unfortunately) needed to log in to Twitter for my job and… I thought that only paid members could have 2FA? But mine still seems to be active from long before Elon took over?
I still had my code generator active so I entered it and logged in and everything, it was just… odd?
I still had my code generator active so I entered it and logged in and everything, it was just… odd?
December 23, 2024 at 3:53 PM
So, I (unfortunately) needed to log in to Twitter for my job and… I thought that only paid members could have 2FA? But mine still seems to be active from long before Elon took over?
I still had my code generator active so I entered it and logged in and everything, it was just… odd?
I still had my code generator active so I entered it and logged in and everything, it was just… odd?
I haven’t been updating #kcskitty because I’ve been sending these in a shared Discord server, but we’ll bring her back. Lily thinks Christmas trees are for doing a big chomp.
December 16, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I haven’t been updating #kcskitty because I’ve been sending these in a shared Discord server, but we’ll bring her back. Lily thinks Christmas trees are for doing a big chomp.
My thoughts summed up in one screenshot (I assume the answer to my question is yes) @ravnkeeper.bsky.social @kaitei-kinsen.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 5:46 AM
My thoughts summed up in one screenshot (I assume the answer to my question is yes) @ravnkeeper.bsky.social @kaitei-kinsen.bsky.social
Do you think she understands the difference between working from home days and days off? Or when I’m working does she think “why won’t Kelsey snuggle in bed with me?” #kcskitty
November 7, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Do you think she understands the difference between working from home days and days off? Or when I’m working does she think “why won’t Kelsey snuggle in bed with me?” #kcskitty