Slank
@kentuckyfried.bsky.social
Blind in one eye, visual learner. Corporate drone by day, washed dad by night. I do subpar photoshops on my phone, no AI slop
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Men can't find the summit
![[an ice cave]: "This Ice Cave In Iceland Looks Like A Portal To Another World"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreifyse4seamzzearpa4vxscieurnfkvelgst32cu4gpdof5jfqitvu)
September 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Men can't find the summit
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The latest from the viral YouTube creator and video essayist examines the comedy crash-out of the Joe Rogan extended universe, their billionaire buddies, and the Carlos Mencia of it all. www.avclub.com/gji-elephant...
Great Job, Internet!: Elephant Graveyard takes Comedy Mothership back to Planet Rogan
Great Job, Internet!: Elephant Graveyard takes Comedy Mothership back to Planet Rogan
www.avclub.com
September 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The latest from the viral YouTube creator and video essayist examines the comedy crash-out of the Joe Rogan extended universe, their billionaire buddies, and the Carlos Mencia of it all. www.avclub.com/gji-elephant...
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Walking is for losers.
September 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Walking is for losers.
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60,000 miles is what I’d expect from a used Toyota Corolla that already has 200,000 miles on it
September 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
60,000 miles is what I’d expect from a used Toyota Corolla that already has 200,000 miles on it
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What’s an example of perfect casting?
September 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
What’s an example of perfect casting?
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*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
September 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Our 4 yr old has his first flag football practice and game today, looking forward to some great comedy.
August 29, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Our 4 yr old has his first flag football practice and game today, looking forward to some great comedy.
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Hey fuck you, asshole www.nytimes.com/2026/08/28/u...
Trump Administration Looks to Give a Swath of Yosemite Park to Developer
The proposed land swap would allow easy access to the crown jewel of the national park system. Democrats and former Park Service officials are incensed.
www.nytimes.com
August 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Hey fuck you, asshole www.nytimes.com/2026/08/28/u...
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he just says what we are all thinking
August 24, 2026 at 11:14 PM
he just says what we are all thinking
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Oh wow they made the dick sucking factory
July 22, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Oh wow they made the dick sucking factory
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Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
July 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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He definitely went flying out of those shoes when Bam punched him.
July 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
He definitely went flying out of those shoes when Bam punched him.
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Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
July 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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mexico should simply confuse the english by bringing flavorful food onto the field
July 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
mexico should simply confuse the english by bringing flavorful food onto the field
I’m not sure this is the best shape for a dog toy
July 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I’m not sure this is the best shape for a dog toy
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I think part of the reason the Trump hardos want to stand on the Mall in a rainstorm is that like a third of that cohort has been struck by lightning at least once and dug it. "Actually cured my diabetes," they hoot at but not quite to each other as the Black Rifle Coffee Pavillion erupts in flames.
July 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I think part of the reason the Trump hardos want to stand on the Mall in a rainstorm is that like a third of that cohort has been struck by lightning at least once and dug it. "Actually cured my diabetes," they hoot at but not quite to each other as the Black Rifle Coffee Pavillion erupts in flames.
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Best comedy of the year
June 24, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Best comedy of the year
An 82-0 team with James Harden, can you imagine
June 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
An 82-0 team with James Harden, can you imagine
