Listen, all I am saying…
@kimvdumb.bsky.social
Single, Living the Dream, On The Prowl
Tell me to go back to my country. I love that one.
PS: I’m a teacher. I teach elementary kids to not become morons.
Tell me to go back to my country. I love that one.
PS: I’m a teacher. I teach elementary kids to not become morons.
Who is They?
Trump: "If I didn't win this election, this country was finished. They were finished."
September 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Who is They?
Just passed out from laughing so hard. Also, my abs are fire.
I will not be endorsing James Talarico for Senate because he has not proved he can be trusted by Black women. Here’s the text of my speech honoring Chris Brown.
by Jasmine Crockett
by Jasmine Crockett
September 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Just passed out from laughing so hard. Also, my abs are fire.
What makes this worse is you could do this in Google Maps in 5 seconds.
New York Jets got hit with community note after posting an AI slop U.S. map with incorrect state borders and showing Detroit in Canada.
September 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
What makes this worse is you could do this in Google Maps in 5 seconds.
Radio Head looks great.
New correspondent Ross Douthat says "no story looms larger than the latest developments in artificial intelligence." The technology and its impacts will be a major focus of 60 Minutes reporting.
September 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Radio Head looks great.
All the Italians in Buffalo, NY have questions.
JD Vance: "What the people at home missed is that we just had a protestor interrupting us and waving the Mexican flag. Well my friend, if you love Mexico so much, get your ass over there. I'll buy you the plane ticket."
September 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
All the Italians in Buffalo, NY have questions.
Well, they are racists and are trying <really hard> to make it dirtier and poorer.
JD Vance: "We were tired of being called racists for noticing that our country was becoming dirtier and poorer"
September 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Well, they are racists and are trying <really hard> to make it dirtier and poorer.
Vaccine Injury= my arm hurts and sniffles.
RFK Jr: "The party of Me Too -- remember that we were all supposed to listen to women, and to believe women? -- they cruelly silenced the voices of tens of thousands of mothers who believe that their children had suffered vaccine injuries"
September 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Vaccine Injury= my arm hurts and sniffles.
This is the way
A government statement said on Tuesday social media platforms would be required to send a notification to new and existing users offering them a choice over their default feed. n.pr/4gRAwRU
Australian social media users to be offered choice to opt out of algorithms
A government statement said on Tuesday social media platforms would be required to send a notification to new and existing users offering them a choice over their default feed.
n.pr
September 8, 2026 at 1:50 PM
This is the way
What an absolutely ridiculous take.
"Replay in all of its forms is bad in sports."
Nick Wright brings the hammer down on instant replay and replay review following the debacle in Ann Arbor over the weekend 🎥🏈
Nick Wright brings the hammer down on instant replay and replay review following the debacle in Ann Arbor over the weekend 🎥🏈
September 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
What an absolutely ridiculous take.
I heard it 10 minutes ago and one of my best friends is black.
Minnesota US Senate Michele Tafoya defends her comments about people telling her they're embarrassed to be from Minnesota: "I hear it every day ... I heard it 10 minutes ago"
September 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I heard it 10 minutes ago and one of my best friends is black.
Kinda like a wife blowing her husbands dirty dick.
Mike Lawler on why he's speaking at "Trumpapalooza" when Trump's popularity is at an all time low: "It's a function of doing the job"
September 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Kinda like a wife blowing her husbands dirty dick.
Moron
US Democratic House candidate Brian Poindexter on his opponent Max Miller: "His personal stuff comes up, but I try to keep it focused on it the issues. Because me spending time talking about him and his personal life isn't going to bring results to the people in our district."
September 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Moron
Dat boy dum(b).
Trump: "It is very good for Canadian Politicians like Prime Minister Carney to make President Donald J. Trump 'the enemy,' until their Economy collapses, then it will prove to be very bad for Politics — Worse than anything that has ever happened to a Canadian Politician. Just watch!"
September 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Dat boy dum(b).
What?
Federal judge rules that AI-generated child sex abuse material is protected under the First Amendment.
https://www.fox5vegas.com/2026/09/01/federal-judge-rules-that-ai-generated-child-sex-abuse-material-is-protected-under-first-amendment/
https://www.fox5vegas.com/2026/09/01/federal-judge-rules-that-ai-generated-child-sex-abuse-material-is-protected-under-first-amendment/
Federal judge rules that AI-generated child sex abuse material is protected under the First Amendment
A Wisconsin judge dismissed charges against a man accused of creating and distributing AI-generated child sexual abuse material, citing First Amendment precedent.
www.fox5vegas.com
September 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
What?
Now close your eyes and imagine Milo is black….
September 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Now close your eyes and imagine Milo is black….
Not wild for pedophiles
As somebody who grew up during the era in which there was a massive public push to reduce teen pregnancy, it’s absolutely wild to me to see people on Fox News now complaining that not enough teens are getting pregnant.
Fox News complains that underage teenage girls aren’t getting pregnant enough:
“The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”
“The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”
September 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Not wild for pedophiles
Of all the people things never said….
Oh never mind !
Oh never mind !
Rep. Dan Meuser: "When I was back in my district for the last month, they told me three things: finish the job in Iran, bring down the gas prices at the pump, and please save us from the socialists"
September 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Of all the people things never said….
Oh never mind !
Oh never mind !
Sir you are fantastic. BUT, we must constantly ridicule and make fun of them. Only language they understand.
At some point those of us in the pro-democracy movement need to stop worrying about Donald Trump and Republicans attacking us over false claims of voter fraud. Instead we need to take steps to protect and expand voting rights and let Trump call us names.
September 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Sir you are fantastic. BUT, we must constantly ridicule and make fun of them. Only language they understand.
48 smart people who worked at Harvard moved to Canada.
So yeah, I guess this is definitely happening.
So yeah, I guess this is definitely happening.
Trump: "Canadian businesses are pouring into the United States. We want to make our own cars, etc. That’s what’s going to happen. Canada has been ripping us off for years — NO LONGER! President DJT"
August 30, 2026 at 2:11 PM
48 smart people who worked at Harvard moved to Canada.
So yeah, I guess this is definitely happening.
So yeah, I guess this is definitely happening.
The whole damn ballgame.
I think the general consensus of people around the world is that Americans can get fooled by a con man once, but to return him to power a 2nd time after having seen his corruption, incompetence, ignorance, & buffoonery, the problem isn’t just Trump it’s the American people.
August 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The whole damn ballgame.
Kewl. When cars came out there were more car accidents and less horse problems.
HEALTH ALERT: A local hospital system says they’ve treated their 508th e-bike/e-scooter injury of 2026 over the weekend.
https://www.fox5vegas.com/2026/08/25/las-vegas-e-bike-e-scooter-injuries-top-500-doubling-2025s-total/
https://www.fox5vegas.com/2026/08/25/las-vegas-e-bike-e-scooter-injuries-top-500-doubling-2025s-total/
Las Vegas e-bike, e-scooter injuries top 500, doubling 2025’s total
A local hospital system says they’ve treated their 508th e-bike/e-scooter injury of 2026 over the weekend.
www.fox5vegas.com
August 25, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Kewl. When cars came out there were more car accidents and less horse problems.
What a fucking moron. You are LUCKY to have her - that’s why you got both. Jesus Christ.
JD Vance: "The Second Lady said, 'Well, you can have one of two things. You can be VP, or you can have a fourth child.' Ladies and gentlemen, I must be pretty persuasive, because I got both."
August 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
What a fucking moron. You are LUCKY to have her - that’s why you got both. Jesus Christ.
Spanish Flu 9.0
In the last 24 hours on different TV networks, Republicans in Congress blamed the cost of beef and housing on immigrants as well as the measles outbreak. Everything bad that happens in the country they are currently in charge of is caused by either immigrants or Biden.
August 24, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Spanish Flu 9.0
The most educated countries, and US States allow so it makes sense ghah Dumb Fuck Duffy would bring this up.
Sean Duffy on Canada: "It's a country that doesn't have a military ... they have record high euthanasia rates. And so to think that they're gonna go to war with Donald Trump and actually win that war with the US, I think it's foolish on their part."
August 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
The most educated countries, and US States allow so it makes sense ghah Dumb Fuck Duffy would bring this up.
Gods law.
It's so annoying when you break off a little square of chocolate and it snaps wrong and you have to eat the other 8 squares.
August 21, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Gods law.