Tom Elliott
@kingtom.bsky.social
mostly pretty good, mostly pretty alright
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Genuinely: Insurance should be a state-run corporation. Every dime spent on Flo or Limu is theft from the policyholders
Right after arresting Trump and every tech ceo in 2029, we need to go after the ad agency creating these monstrous commercials
October 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Genuinely: Insurance should be a state-run corporation. Every dime spent on Flo or Limu is theft from the policyholders
Eagles: Not allowed to win tonight hopefully Dalton is gone tomorrow
September 29, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Eagles: Not allowed to win tonight hopefully Dalton is gone tomorrow
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Andy Dalton is terrible and it's insane that he's the Eagles' QB2.
September 29, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Andy Dalton is terrible and it's insane that he's the Eagles' QB2.
This Says Something About Society
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
September 29, 2026 at 12:52 AM
This Says Something About Society
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On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
September 26, 2026 at 11:31 PM
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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He imposed Shania Law
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
September 26, 2026 at 8:56 AM
He imposed Shania Law
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I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh
I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
September 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh
I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
This is upsetting in a visceral way
September 24, 2026 at 6:37 AM
This is upsetting in a visceral way
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[me using a nudify app on my pervert glasses with random women on the street] I need to know which way Mecca is
I swear to christ I just saw an ad for the Meta Ray-Ban pervert glasses that sold them as a way to help blind veterans know where the flag is so they can salute it
September 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
[me using a nudify app on my pervert glasses with random women on the street] I need to know which way Mecca is
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there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
September 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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How it’s gonna feel to watch the 2026 Phillies with 6 games left and a magic number of 3
September 22, 2026 at 7:09 PM
How it’s gonna feel to watch the 2026 Phillies with 6 games left and a magic number of 3
Has to be good enough for top 24 in the Ringer rankings
Jalen Hurts - our handsome non-problematic football king - was 16% over his expected completion rate today. No big deal.
September 20, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Has to be good enough for top 24 in the Ringer rankings
Watching Snatch (2000) no reason
September 19, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Watching Snatch (2000) no reason
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HUGE: Elizabeth Warren, AOC, and other members of Congress have introduced a bill to push private equity out of healthcare.
The Stop Corporate Takeovers of Physicians Act would make it illegal for private equity, insurance companies, and for-profit corporations to own or control medical practices.
The Stop Corporate Takeovers of Physicians Act would make it illegal for private equity, insurance companies, and for-profit corporations to own or control medical practices.
September 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
HUGE: Elizabeth Warren, AOC, and other members of Congress have introduced a bill to push private equity out of healthcare.
The Stop Corporate Takeovers of Physicians Act would make it illegal for private equity, insurance companies, and for-profit corporations to own or control medical practices.
The Stop Corporate Takeovers of Physicians Act would make it illegal for private equity, insurance companies, and for-profit corporations to own or control medical practices.
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Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me:
1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm
2) There is an infinite quantity of future people
3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm
2) There is an infinite quantity of future people
3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
September 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me:
1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm
2) There is an infinite quantity of future people
3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm
2) There is an infinite quantity of future people
3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
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Arrest him?
September 15, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Arrest him?
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The fact that both Democrats and Republicans are racing to the 10 side of a 90-10 issue really tells you a lot about the state of our democracy (it's a corporatocracy), and how both parties view democracy in general (as a nuisance).
NEW: As AI companies provoke intense scrutiny, former Obama White House official Jay Carney has joined an effort to “rebuild bonds” between Democrats and the AI industry.
Dem operatives are joining the AI industry in droves – we’ve tracked over 100 former Biden officials who made similar moves.
Dem operatives are joining the AI industry in droves – we’ve tracked over 100 former Biden officials who made similar moves.
September 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The fact that both Democrats and Republicans are racing to the 10 side of a 90-10 issue really tells you a lot about the state of our democracy (it's a corporatocracy), and how both parties view democracy in general (as a nuisance).
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Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years.
5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions.
19 states banned legal recognition
21 states have bathroom bans
8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs
25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions.
19 states banned legal recognition
21 states have bathroom bans
8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs
25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
September 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years.
5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions.
19 states banned legal recognition
21 states have bathroom bans
8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs
25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions.
19 states banned legal recognition
21 states have bathroom bans
8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs
25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
It doesn't make sense! How does Etienne look they're not showing this game at all on Red Zone
I am fuming. Sack, fumble, TD wiped out on a terrible "forward motion" call on review.
September 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
It doesn't make sense! How does Etienne look they're not showing this game at all on Red Zone
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Something to cling to and promote the hell out of: leveraging POSITIVE TIPPING POINTS www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Climate solutions most likely to reach ‘positive tipping points’ revealed by scientists
Global shift towards clean electricity could trigger ‘cascade’ of progress, helping reduce air pollution, cut waste and revive oceans
www.theguardian.com
September 10, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Something to cling to and promote the hell out of: leveraging POSITIVE TIPPING POINTS www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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do not into that good night be gently guided--
September 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
do not into that good night be gently guided--
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Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys https://theonion.com/jets-hope-to-sell-more-merchandise-with-new-philadelphia-eagles-themed-jerseys/
September 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys https://theonion.com/jets-hope-to-sell-more-merchandise-with-new-philadelphia-eagles-themed-jerseys/