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You're driving on an empty road when you hit it. It doesn't move. Jesus Christ. Nobody saw. You compose yourself. It's just a Muppet. Nobody saw. You get home. Go to bed. Your sleep is restless. When you wake you're warm. Itchy. Your skin feels... dry? Like felt. It's time to play the music
May 28, 2026 at 7:23 AM
You're driving on an empty road when you hit it. It doesn't move. Jesus Christ. Nobody saw. You compose yourself. It's just a Muppet. Nobody saw. You get home. Go to bed. Your sleep is restless. When you wake you're warm. Itchy. Your skin feels... dry? Like felt. It's time to play the music
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We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
May 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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I apologize if I offend anyone but fuck wind chimes
April 24, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I apologize if I offend anyone but fuck wind chimes
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I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this
Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.
March 26, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this
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This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)
March 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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You can’t tell from his expression but he had a very good day.
December 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
You can’t tell from his expression but he had a very good day.
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Truly Canadian
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Truly Canadian
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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Living next to the USA right now feels like being trapped in a car with a drunk driver who is chain smoking stale cigarettes and careening down an icy mountain road in the dark and rain
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Living next to the USA right now feels like being trapped in a car with a drunk driver who is chain smoking stale cigarettes and careening down an icy mountain road in the dark and rain
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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
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This is Betty. She prefers the creamy peanut butter, but supposes the extra crunchy kind is fine as well. 13/10 (TT: gaslightgatekeepgirldad)
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is Betty. She prefers the creamy peanut butter, but supposes the extra crunchy kind is fine as well. 13/10 (TT: gaslightgatekeepgirldad)
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Never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.
September 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.
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Creativity is nourished by play.
If it’s possible to fail doing it, then it doesn’t count as play.
If it’s possible to fail doing it, then it doesn’t count as play.
August 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Creativity is nourished by play.
If it’s possible to fail doing it, then it doesn’t count as play.
If it’s possible to fail doing it, then it doesn’t count as play.
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YOGA CLASS
INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog
*loud thud
GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose.
INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog
*loud thud
GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose.
July 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
YOGA CLASS
INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog
*loud thud
GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose.
INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog
*loud thud
GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose.
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OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
May 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
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May the fourth be with you...
May 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
May the fourth be with you...
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Quebec is the happiest province in Canada
This is your brain on poutine. ⚜️
This is your brain on poutine. ⚜️
Quebec is the happiest province in Canada
Quebec is the happiest province in Canada.
cultmtl.com
May 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Quebec is the happiest province in Canada
This is your brain on poutine. ⚜️
This is your brain on poutine. ⚜️
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the woods are lovely, dark and deep
there is beaker, hear him meep
there is beaker, hear him meep
April 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
the woods are lovely, dark and deep
there is beaker, hear him meep
there is beaker, hear him meep