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Dave K
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Politics/music. As long as he's naming things after himself, I suggest all past and future disasters. Jagger the Cat = our mascot
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🚨BREAKING: Before leaving for China, Trump announced the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool has been completely obliterated.

#Trump #IranWar #reflectingpool
May 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Happy Mother's Day, including to all the deranged radical leftist mothers who raised Antifa kids who hate our beautiful country.

#Mothers #MothersDay
May 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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In these trying times, Jagger's always happy for spa day.

#Caturday
May 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Leonardo di Vinci's less-known painting "After Supper."

#Trump #Iran #SleepyDon
April 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Wow, looks like ALL aliens hate him.

#Trump #Immigration #ICE #ProjectHailMary
April 24, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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I’m proud to announce we’ve renamed Jagger Pope Leo. Please greet His Holiness.

#Caturday #PopeLeo
April 19, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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A pedophile president accidentally redeeming a church notorious for pedophile priests was not on my Bingo card for 2026.

#Trump #PopeLeo #CatholicChurch #JDVance
amysiskind.com Amy Siskind @amysiskind.com · Apr 16
Pope Leo is having NONE of it!
April 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Now I know he's a fake doctor.

#Trump #Doctor #Pope #Catholicism #JDVance
April 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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"Many people say I look like Liberace. Can you believe it? I always considered that a great compliment. We love Liberace, don't we?"

#Trump #Iran #Music
April 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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For Donald, the whole world's April Fool.

#AprilFools #Trump
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5a9...
Dionne Warwick - The April Fools
YouTube video by koollatter
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April 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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#Trump #Ballroom #Iran
March 30, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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#Trump #Sharpie #NoKings
March 28, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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"Nobody knew they'd hit their neighboring countries or close the Strait of Hormuz. Nobody I'm telling you!!"

#Caturday #NoKings #Iran #Trump
March 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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"I could have been a guitarist like Elvis, who many people say I look like. They told my mother, 'He's very talented.' But I took up flute instead, can you believe it?"

#Trump #TACO #Graceland #Elvis #Music
March 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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MAGA heard Asian Music Boom and started planning an alternative K-Pop concert staring Lee Greenwood's great-grandson.

#MAGA #KPOP

variety.com/2026/music/n...
LISTEN: How K-Pop Is Widening the Funnel for an Asian Music Boom
From 'Kpop Demon Hunters' to the return of BTS, Kpop's heat sets the stage for an Asian music boom, on Variety's 'Strictly Business' podcast.
variety.com
March 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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BREAKING: For measles, Covid, and most cancers, RFK Jr. recommends a simple, natural remedy: putting the lime in the coconut and drinking both together.

#RFKJr #HHS #Trump

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Harry Nilsson - Coconut (Audio)
YouTube video by HarryNilssonVEVO
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March 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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The Off Off Off Off Off Off Broadway production of "Jesus Christ! How Did We Get This Stupid Star?"

#Trump #IranWar #Armageddon
March 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Jagger’s Caturday Calisthenics. RFK Jr. would be mostly proud, but I told him to put on a pair of jeans.

#RFKJr #MAHA #Caturday
February 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Jagger, contemplating how to tariff me for not letting him outside.

#Caturday #Tariffs #SCOTUS
February 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Reminder to self: Should the situation arise, avoid arrest photo that looks like I'm already in my coffin.

#PrinceAndrew #EpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
February 20, 2026 at 5:10 PM