Kyle Peters
@kpeters13.bsky.social
Better Description to Come™️
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the thing that sucks about ritual sacrifice is if you mention that goat doesn’t make sense because livestock doesn’t have the value it once did so it’s not a solid proportion of our wealth the other cultists look at you like you just reminded satan he forgot to assign homework
July 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
the thing that sucks about ritual sacrifice is if you mention that goat doesn’t make sense because livestock doesn’t have the value it once did so it’s not a solid proportion of our wealth the other cultists look at you like you just reminded satan he forgot to assign homework
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For comparison's sake, the entire National Park Service costs $3 billion - a year.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Pentagon tells Congress the first week of the Iran war cost the US $11.3 billion, an AP source says.
March 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
For comparison's sake, the entire National Park Service costs $3 billion - a year.
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If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
March 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
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Once when canvassing I asked a voter his #1 concern and it was "yard sales are not enforcing sales tax"
Actual Voters have takes so much wilder than anyone online could imagine
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Once when canvassing I asked a voter his #1 concern and it was "yard sales are not enforcing sales tax"
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Pink empress Mantis
October 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Pink empress Mantis
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a fully loaded baked potato that is caffeinated could fix me
August 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
a fully loaded baked potato that is caffeinated could fix me
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RIP to ozzy osborne star of austin powers 3 and some other stuff idk
July 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
RIP to ozzy osborne star of austin powers 3 and some other stuff idk
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Is that the hieroglyph for Divorce
July 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Is that the hieroglyph for Divorce
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Needed this reminder today.
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Big Beautiful Bill should be the name of some large floppy idiot cat and not something I have to call my small floppy idiot senators about
June 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Big Beautiful Bill should be the name of some large floppy idiot cat and not something I have to call my small floppy idiot senators about
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Fancy Feast Recalls 1 Million Cans Of Food That Cats Just Kind Of Stared At Before Wandering Away
Fancy Feast Recalls 1 Million Cans Of Food That Cats Just Kind Of Stared At Before Wandering Away
ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at befor...
theonion.com
April 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fancy Feast Recalls 1 Million Cans Of Food That Cats Just Kind Of Stared At Before Wandering Away
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Quick guide to understand your cat
April 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Quick guide to understand your cat
I spent the entire day doing battle against my 58 year old Volkswagen. I came SO CLOSE to getting him to run smoothly and then watched it all disappear before my eyes. He is a grumpy old man, which I respect, but I am more stubborn than West German iron.
March 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I spent the entire day doing battle against my 58 year old Volkswagen. I came SO CLOSE to getting him to run smoothly and then watched it all disappear before my eyes. He is a grumpy old man, which I respect, but I am more stubborn than West German iron.
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Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial Eng...
theonion.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
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As a kid watching Red Dawn in the 80s, I definitely though the Russian takeover of the US would involve at least *some* tanks
February 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
As a kid watching Red Dawn in the 80s, I definitely though the Russian takeover of the US would involve at least *some* tanks
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aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
February 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
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Low key hate the confirmation email that I unsubscribed to a mailing list. I unsubscribed because I didn’t want these and you felt the need to get one more in?
February 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Low key hate the confirmation email that I unsubscribed to a mailing list. I unsubscribed because I didn’t want these and you felt the need to get one more in?
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Reading pope power rankings. Absolutely losing it that the word for eligible popes is "popeable."
February 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Reading pope power rankings. Absolutely losing it that the word for eligible popes is "popeable."
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Here are the teeth on Mexico's antitrust laws.
-Fine companies up to 10% of their annual turnover.
-Corporate leaders banned from executive positions in any company up to 5 years.
-Up to 10 years in jail.
www.vonwobeser.com/images/PDF_n...
-Fine companies up to 10% of their annual turnover.
-Corporate leaders banned from executive positions in any company up to 5 years.
-Up to 10 years in jail.
www.vonwobeser.com/images/PDF_n...
February 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Here are the teeth on Mexico's antitrust laws.
-Fine companies up to 10% of their annual turnover.
-Corporate leaders banned from executive positions in any company up to 5 years.
-Up to 10 years in jail.
www.vonwobeser.com/images/PDF_n...
-Fine companies up to 10% of their annual turnover.
-Corporate leaders banned from executive positions in any company up to 5 years.
-Up to 10 years in jail.
www.vonwobeser.com/images/PDF_n...
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Did you know there used to be such a stigma against celebrities "selling out" that they would go to Japan to get paid for goofy TV ads, in the hopes that no one back in the states would see them
February 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Did you know there used to be such a stigma against celebrities "selling out" that they would go to Japan to get paid for goofy TV ads, in the hopes that no one back in the states would see them
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every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake
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harold and maude go to white castle
February 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
harold and maude go to white castle
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GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwlB...
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwlB...
February 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwlB...
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwlB...