Kris Wendel
@kristophwendel.bsky.social
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It's Norm Pattis
Feds appear to hide name of government lawyer in new 'Broadview Six' court filing
From @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/1...
From @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/1...
October 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
It's Norm Pattis
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Nice cum, idiot. Did your balls make it for you?
October 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Nice cum, idiot. Did your balls make it for you?
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Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.
October 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.
Got dicked down in Essex
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
thanks for all the fish.
October 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Got dicked down in Essex
It's Elizabeth Holmes
Cannot wait to tell you who’s taking over the InfoWars desk for the foreseeable future next week.
October 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It's Elizabeth Holmes
Your cat will love Sentient Sperm Ball as it rolls through the house
October 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Your cat will love Sentient Sperm Ball as it rolls through the house
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jim bakker died 🙂
October 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
jim bakker died 🙂
Bakker will be entombed in a bucket and then left in a bunker to await the end times. In 100 years, after the nuclear apocalypse, some guy will find it and look at the label and go "Eww, corn chowder"
Jim Bakker, along with his first wife Tammy Faye built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful "The PTL Club" TV show, only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes. n.pr/3VsAFUV
Jim Bakker, who built 'PTL Club' televangelism empire, has died at 86
Jim Bakker, along with his first wife Tammy Faye built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful "The PTL Club" TV show, only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes.
n.pr
October 6, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Bakker will be entombed in a bucket and then left in a bunker to await the end times. In 100 years, after the nuclear apocalypse, some guy will find it and look at the label and go "Eww, corn chowder"
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Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7
October 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7
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reading the book was an exercise in extreme self torture i swear to god nearly every single page had at least one “it’s not x, it’s y” and these triple emphasis beats like this
October 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
reading the book was an exercise in extreme self torture i swear to god nearly every single page had at least one “it’s not x, it’s y” and these triple emphasis beats like this
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October 4th, 1986
October 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
October 4th, 1986
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new wolfenstein looks like shit
October 4, 2026 at 11:17 AM
new wolfenstein looks like shit
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its okay to sincerely like things
October 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
its okay to sincerely like things
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I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
October 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
David Byrne did all that?!
Come to Dallas where you can see a punk show at a venue previously owned by the guy who shot the guy who shot the president
October 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
David Byrne did all that?!
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now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
October 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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This is not a serious person
October 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
This is not a serious person
Ben is now my new stepdad. Ben, can I get $20 to go to the mall with my friends?
I’ll be on MSNOW for the 10 o’clock hour to share some pivotal news developments about your mom.
October 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Ben is now my new stepdad. Ben, can I get $20 to go to the mall with my friends?
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street art goatse
📱 “Hands” / Photo Tunnel — By Kerry Wilson in Glenrothes, Scotland, UK 🇬🇧
Under Bridges (8 Photos)
https://streetartutopia.com/2026/10/01/street-art-under-bridges-and-tunnels/
Under Bridges (8 Photos)
https://streetartutopia.com/2026/10/01/street-art-under-bridges-and-tunnels/
October 1, 2026 at 9:53 AM
street art goatse
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My off-the-rails, unfounded conspiracy theory is this whole thing was all part of a psyop by Elon Musk's people to train gamers to be more like him and just have an irrationally angry Pavlovian response to seeing yellow paint.
Bc, like a lot of banal things, I don't get why people are now so angry.
Bc, like a lot of banal things, I don't get why people are now so angry.
October 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
My off-the-rails, unfounded conspiracy theory is this whole thing was all part of a psyop by Elon Musk's people to train gamers to be more like him and just have an irrationally angry Pavlovian response to seeing yellow paint.
Bc, like a lot of banal things, I don't get why people are now so angry.
Bc, like a lot of banal things, I don't get why people are now so angry.
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this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
September 30, 2026 at 5:42 PM
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice