How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

As foretold

offended by these shadows? one weird trick and all is mended

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc

I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips

Our yoga butler at the White Lotus just introduced us to a couple of his local friends, a guy with a snake tattoo and the Magnar of Thenn in a bucket hat

Elmer is obviously attracted to Bugs in a way that Bugs is more aware of than Elmer but I don't think Bugs totally understands the depths of how reciprocal it is on his end. A fascinating relationship.

who up manipulating they log

That Bill Callahan level is a tough one.

By following me you have entered into the jester's contract. I will make you laugh with my japes, my songs, my tumbles and fancies. But I will also hold something of a funhouse mirror up to society. For example: Donald Drumpf looks like a damned cheeto. Still here? Perhaps there's hope for you yet.

The McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea Fuck Meal