Kyle Johnson
@kyleejohnson.bsky.social
Recovering CIO. Edge-case pedantic. Runs with scissors. Won’t speak on all male panels. Physical nomad who works in higher education IT.
🙋♂️he/him/his.
Big fan of #DoctorWho #StarTrek. Hobbiest into #RaspberryPi and #HomeAssistant. Avid #SCUBA diver.
Big fan of #DoctorWho #StarTrek. Hobbiest into #RaspberryPi and #HomeAssistant. Avid #SCUBA diver.
The orange one and gray one aren’t with us anymore, but I love digging up old photos of them.
December 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The orange one and gray one aren’t with us anymore, but I love digging up old photos of them.
Reminds me of the Magnetic Collar Incident of 2013.
December 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reminds me of the Magnetic Collar Incident of 2013.
Much battle was done with the antlers before they both passed out.
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Much battle was done with the antlers before they both passed out.
I got Superman. I like the “immigrant saves the world” vibe.
December 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I got Superman. I like the “immigrant saves the world” vibe.
Honestly, I think it found hell in hello, but still…
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Honestly, I think it found hell in hello, but still…
Christmas Level 1 achieved.
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Christmas Level 1 achieved.
We got a slow start the second time around, but I think we're making up for it now. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/second-no-...
October 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We got a slow start the second time around, but I think we're making up for it now. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/second-no-...
If it goes as usual for Philly folks, all three teams will lose. Looks like one already did this:
October 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If it goes as usual for Philly folks, all three teams will lose. Looks like one already did this:
This was my random pause point. Let’s be honest. White guy hero is kind of the trope.
October 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This was my random pause point. Let’s be honest. White guy hero is kind of the trope.
Got these back to back. This is why if you don’t cite sources i can read that I believe you are just making shit up.
September 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Got these back to back. This is why if you don’t cite sources i can read that I believe you are just making shit up.
I’ve been waiting so long for this. I have 100s of gifs I’ve saved.
September 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’ve been waiting so long for this. I have 100s of gifs I’ve saved.
This kitten is 17 now.
July 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This kitten is 17 now.
With minimum effort I can clearly tell that’s uumunum. It’s a lesser known element that occurs when you try to use aluminum in a fission reactor.
July 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
With minimum effort I can clearly tell that’s uumunum. It’s a lesser known element that occurs when you try to use aluminum in a fission reactor.
It’s not a movie, but
June 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It’s not a movie, but
Simon and River (and me).
May 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Simon and River (and me).
We lived in Honolulu for eight years. I get it. Here’s me preparing to attend an early fall conference on the mainland.
May 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
We lived in Honolulu for eight years. I get it. Here’s me preparing to attend an early fall conference on the mainland.
I’m trying very hard* to seriously understand what experience you need to taste test this.
* I’m failing
* I’m failing
March 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m trying very hard* to seriously understand what experience you need to taste test this.
* I’m failing
* I’m failing
See a Doc, post a doc.
March 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
See a Doc, post a doc.
Here are Simon and River (the black one). This picture was 17 years ago. We still have both the cats and the bowl.
March 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Here are Simon and River (the black one). This picture was 17 years ago. We still have both the cats and the bowl.