The guys who take their wedding rings off to have an affair have been practicing for this their whole marriages.

The orange one and gray one aren’t with us anymore, but I love digging up old photos of them.

Gonna have to up my donation for next year to get one of those sweet artisanal thank you notes.

It’s feels like we might have rename “the Streisand Effect” to “the Weiss Effect.”

Does that mean a three or more librarians is a pit of librarians?

Oh god no. We had four awhile back. We’re down to two elder cats. The only trick adding the third is that one of our elder cats is blind, so there’s going to be learning on both sides.

We’re in Raleigh,NC for Christmas, and we’re bringing an inherited cat back to VA with us. (mother-in-law passed a few months ago, sister-in-law kept the pets, but the cat was one mammal too many in her house, so we’re taking the cat)

I wonder if they’re all trying to be the first rat to wash ashore at Fox News Beach.

Reminds me of the Magnetic Collar Incident of 2013.

Much battle was done with the antlers before they both passed out.

I got Superman. I like the “immigrant saves the world” vibe.

I spent four dollars on a sign that says, No solicitation.” That was the last investment I made into visitor management. Well, that and a post to the neighborhood Facebook group saying Gurl Scout cookies and school fundraising is exempt.

It must be so embarrassing and disheartening for the professional journalists at CBS see their home converted into amateur reality TV. It’s like Real World:CBS.

Honestly, I think it found hell in hello, but still…

When we come back from visiting my in-laws, we will be rehoming an adorable 4 year old cat that my sister-in-law can’t keep (that’s a long story).

I feel like the Peacock Mantis Shrimp is an over achiever. It struts around all like “I am misleading thrice.”