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Kymmi
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Tongue cancer upended my life. Clawing it back (with half of a tongue). Marketing analysis by day, Seattle sports (Sounders, Reign), travel and pop culture keeps me occupied. Dual citizen (🇺🇸🇨🇦) in my WA bubble.
Zlatan is slaying this World Cup
a man in a fly emirates jersey sits in a stadium
ALT: a man in a fly emirates jersey sits in a stadium
media.tenor.com
June 21, 2026 at 2:47 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
June 21, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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"The finish arrives like a hostile subpoena: jarring, poorly timed, longer than it has any right to be. A quirky spice note returns, brash and bold, unwanted but unconcerned. All man."
A Review of Director Ka$h Patel’s FBI Bourbon
“The vision for this spirit seems to dart in many different directions at once. At times, it gives distinct hits of cinnamon and cardamom. At others, it lean...
buff.ly
May 16, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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"We’re bringing back the military to the OG hardcore-ness the Founding Fathers experienced: fighting during an outbreak of smallpox. Yes, George Washington inoculated his army, but what if he hadn’t? That’s what we’re about to find out."
Our Military Is SICK AF, Bro
“We’re bringing back the military to the OG hardcore-ness the Founding Fathers experienced: fighting during an outbreak of smallpox. Yes, George Washington i...
buff.ly
April 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Among a certain class of politics reporters and pundits, the single most legitimizing thing a Democratic politician can be is "loathed by everyone younger than, browner than, or to the ideological left of James Carville." defector.com/this-electio...
This Election Is Too Darn Important To Be Left To Merciful Salad Eaters | Defector
Among a certain class of politics reporters and pundits, the single most legitimizing thing a Democratic politician can be is “loathed by everyone younger than, browner than, or to the ideological…
defector.com
March 31, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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"When I go into that voting booth, I think about three important things: What the man on the pamphlet looks like, what the name of the man on the pamphlet is, and whether or not that man is trapped in the pamphlet and needs help to get out."
I Have No Object Permanence, and I Vote
“With a brain that’s permanently set to read-only, it’s easy for me to pick strong candidates who don’t waste time planning ahead because ‘ahead’ is an illus...
buff.ly
March 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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“Some scientists are saying that you can take bleach and inject it right into the economy. You can also hit it with a tremendous ultraviolet or very powerful light. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
March 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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"I was told in no uncertain terms what my vote would unleash. I then cast that vote for Harris, and today, as the world map again looks like a supercharged holiday display of twinkling critical alerts, it’s hard not to recognize the throughline from my ballot to cable news chyron."
Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For
“Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....
buff.ly
March 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Imagine if WE had to follow the law
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:

"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I would really like to meet this radical left that is so rampant. Are you guys meeting without me? ☹️
September 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I hate it here
July 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Trying to deal with an automated phone tree with a speech impediment is horrible. My speech isn’t *that* bad but having to repeat myself 3-5 times (on a good day) before they’ll allow me to speak to anyone is humiliating and infuriating. Happy Monday to everyone but operations efficiency “experts”.
June 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Being from Seattle I have only one NBA wish - I need the Thunder to lose. Any way will do.
May 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
God I love a day game. Perfect weather, some good soccer - I’m never leaving Seattle.
May 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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The question isn’t whether people like my daughter have something to offer. It’s whether society is finally ready to stop measuring value with the wrong scale.

Autism doesn’t destroy families.

Ignorance does.

Isolation does.

Shame does.
An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
Dear Mr. RFK Jr., (The “dear” is tradition. Don’t mistake it for affection.) You said autistic children are a burden. That they ruin families. That...
buff.ly
May 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I don’t make the rules (but this is my favorite rule)
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Thoughts on children’s flu deaths next year? Will it double? Will anyone care?
ATLANTA (AP) - US reports 216 child flu deaths this season, the most in 15 years.
May 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Beginning to think I was the only kid that had to go out on May Day and leave small bouquets of flowers at my neighbor’s doors.
May 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Is that stupid person in the room with us right now?
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
April 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Wake up people, it’s the best day of the year! Independent Bookstore Day! Seattle gets its nerdy groove on www.kuow.org/stories/seat...
Seattle bookstores aren’t just surviving, they’re thriving
On Saturday, Seattle area readers are celebrating Independent Bookstore Day. There’s the Passport Challenge -- an attempt to visit all 29 participating bookstores in the Puget Sound Region, and get a ...
www.kuow.org
April 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Are we tired of winning yet?
The Dow is now headed for its worst April since 1932 -- the very worst year of the Great Depression.
April 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I thought we didn’t need a Department of Education 🤔 New proposed law: no one that didn’t need student loans for college should be in charge of collecting or deciding the rules (and consequences) for them
April 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“Millions will die due to preventable and treatable disease.” I don’t know why this is shocking. They’ve never cared about a single person living at or below the poverty line in the US. No problems ignoring preventable death here (black women’s maternal mortality rate anyone?) Who is surprised here?
A new study models the impact of the implosion of U.S.-funded disease treatment and prevention in the developing world — and suggests that Elon Musk and Marco Rubio will go down as among history’s greatest monsters if funding and effective administration are not restored.
Count the Dead by the Millions
From HIV and tuberculosis infections to millions of dead children, the deadly impact of Rubio, Musk and Trump’s agenda has been quantified.
www.rollingstone.com
April 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
When the pope refuses to see you AND sends someone to highlight how to be a human being. 🙀
"Pope Francis skipped the Vatican’s official meeting with Vice President JD Vance Saturday, instead having his No. 2 give the vice president a lecture on compassion, according to a Vatican statement."
Pope Sends Deputy to Lecture Vance on Compassion at Vatican
Vance had an “an exchange of opinions” with Cardinal Pietro Parolin that touched on migration, the Vatican said.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Mass protests planned all over the country this Saturday. At least 500 events, organizers are hoping that millions will again turn out.

You can find events near you via
@indivisible.org
@50501movement.bsky.social
@teslatakedown.com
April 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM