Tolkien Obsessive
@lachwen.bsky.social
She/her. Husband, cat, one child, existential dread. Bad at social media.
Trump's latest press secretary barely lasted half a Mooch.
October 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Trump's latest press secretary barely lasted half a Mooch.
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Republicans have had control of all three branches of government for the last 2 years.
There is no longer any excuse that holds water about inheritance or leftovers from other administrations.
They broke everything. You know it. I know it. They know it.
Don't let them lie to your face.
There is no longer any excuse that holds water about inheritance or leftovers from other administrations.
They broke everything. You know it. I know it. They know it.
Don't let them lie to your face.
October 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Republicans have had control of all three branches of government for the last 2 years.
There is no longer any excuse that holds water about inheritance or leftovers from other administrations.
They broke everything. You know it. I know it. They know it.
Don't let them lie to your face.
There is no longer any excuse that holds water about inheritance or leftovers from other administrations.
They broke everything. You know it. I know it. They know it.
Don't let them lie to your face.
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He makes a good point.
October 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
He makes a good point.
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No better case for the billionaire tax than how hard they’re working to defeat it
October 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
No better case for the billionaire tax than how hard they’re working to defeat it
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“I need to spend less time on social media,” he typed on social media
October 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
“I need to spend less time on social media,” he typed on social media
My GDQ order from @theyetee.com arrived today so now I have the shirt I will wear when we all take to the streets in celebration on the day that It Happens. BUT ALSO I ordered one of their random shirts and I 100% WON at random shirt. Thank you, Yetee!
October 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
My GDQ order from @theyetee.com arrived today so now I have the shirt I will wear when we all take to the streets in celebration on the day that It Happens. BUT ALSO I ordered one of their random shirts and I 100% WON at random shirt. Thank you, Yetee!
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if the tolkien estate put it in the newspaper that every dollar they got from lotr was going towards racial segregation and they routinely funded legislation to that end and sued organizations that were against segregation, i'd be a very shitty person if i didn't drop all of it like it was on fire
October 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
if the tolkien estate put it in the newspaper that every dollar they got from lotr was going towards racial segregation and they routinely funded legislation to that end and sued organizations that were against segregation, i'd be a very shitty person if i didn't drop all of it like it was on fire
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Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
October 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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If you say "I don't see the point in voting" when it comes to the USA 2026 election, allow me to say with deepest love and all due respect:
Please fuck off all the way into the sun.
Please fuck off all the way into the sun.
September 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
If you say "I don't see the point in voting" when it comes to the USA 2026 election, allow me to say with deepest love and all due respect:
Please fuck off all the way into the sun.
Please fuck off all the way into the sun.
My mom got duped by internet scammers last week. Got something on her computer that produced a pop-up telling her to call a certain number. Despite the fact that my brother and I have both talked to her about these kind of scams before, she called.
September 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
My mom got duped by internet scammers last week. Got something on her computer that produced a pop-up telling her to call a certain number. Despite the fact that my brother and I have both talked to her about these kind of scams before, she called.
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Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
September 25, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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When Hobby Lobby texted the Devil 12 times the next day, the Devil said, “Had a nice time, of course I did, I’m just really busy right now. What? Sure I remember you name…er…champ!”
Hobby Lobby always blows it by being so needy and stealing precious artifacts.
Hobby Lobby always blows it by being so needy and stealing precious artifacts.
September 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
When Hobby Lobby texted the Devil 12 times the next day, the Devil said, “Had a nice time, of course I did, I’m just really busy right now. What? Sure I remember you name…er…champ!”
Hobby Lobby always blows it by being so needy and stealing precious artifacts.
Hobby Lobby always blows it by being so needy and stealing precious artifacts.
Me: I love holding my newborn while she sleeps.
Also me: There's gotta be a way to do this without utterly fucking my back.
Also me: There's gotta be a way to do this without utterly fucking my back.
September 20, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Me: I love holding my newborn while she sleeps.
Also me: There's gotta be a way to do this without utterly fucking my back.
Also me: There's gotta be a way to do this without utterly fucking my back.
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Me: *something good happens* "I should have a snack."
Me: *something bad happens* "I should have a snack."
Me: *something bad happens* "I should have a snack."
September 20, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Me: *something good happens* "I should have a snack."
Me: *something bad happens* "I should have a snack."
Me: *something bad happens* "I should have a snack."
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Dear FedEx:
In the last two weeks, you have delivered three packages to our house that were addressed to other people on our street.
There are only six houses total on the entire length of our street.
How is your accuracy rate this bad.
In the last two weeks, you have delivered three packages to our house that were addressed to other people on our street.
There are only six houses total on the entire length of our street.
How is your accuracy rate this bad.
September 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Dear FedEx:
In the last two weeks, you have delivered three packages to our house that were addressed to other people on our street.
There are only six houses total on the entire length of our street.
How is your accuracy rate this bad.
In the last two weeks, you have delivered three packages to our house that were addressed to other people on our street.
There are only six houses total on the entire length of our street.
How is your accuracy rate this bad.
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You ever meet someone who says shit like "I'm glad my taxes paid for your meal"
Like bitch stfu, first of all your tax payments are not more important than everyone else's and second its really weird that a hungry person being able to eat upsets you.
Like bitch stfu, first of all your tax payments are not more important than everyone else's and second its really weird that a hungry person being able to eat upsets you.
September 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
You ever meet someone who says shit like "I'm glad my taxes paid for your meal"
Like bitch stfu, first of all your tax payments are not more important than everyone else's and second its really weird that a hungry person being able to eat upsets you.
Like bitch stfu, first of all your tax payments are not more important than everyone else's and second its really weird that a hungry person being able to eat upsets you.
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Today we honor the memories of those who were lost on 9/11 by doing what America's attackers and detractors could never do. By building. We build an America that is bigger. More inclusive. More empowering. More just.
September 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Today we honor the memories of those who were lost on 9/11 by doing what America's attackers and detractors could never do. By building. We build an America that is bigger. More inclusive. More empowering. More just.
Things I was afraid of as a child:
1. "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" sequence from Fantasia.
2. Lightning, after a bad storm experience in the Ochoco Mountains.
3. Ceiling-mounted ventilation fans, particularly if they were old and rattly.
1. "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" sequence from Fantasia.
2. Lightning, after a bad storm experience in the Ochoco Mountains.
3. Ceiling-mounted ventilation fans, particularly if they were old and rattly.
Things I was afraid of as a child:
1. Depths (heights are fine, it's depths I continue to have an issue with)
2. Chickens (chickens are vicious little fuckers)
3. Centipedes
1. Depths (heights are fine, it's depths I continue to have an issue with)
2. Chickens (chickens are vicious little fuckers)
3. Centipedes
Things I was frightened of as a child:
1. Heights (tall bridges, roller coasters, high dive)
2. Spiders
3. Sleeping alone with the lights off
1. Heights (tall bridges, roller coasters, high dive)
2. Spiders
3. Sleeping alone with the lights off
September 12, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Things I was afraid of as a child:
1. "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" sequence from Fantasia.
2. Lightning, after a bad storm experience in the Ochoco Mountains.
3. Ceiling-mounted ventilation fans, particularly if they were old and rattly.
1. "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" sequence from Fantasia.
2. Lightning, after a bad storm experience in the Ochoco Mountains.
3. Ceiling-mounted ventilation fans, particularly if they were old and rattly.
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The people with the most power in the world are targeting the people with the least, and I think they should all burn in hell.
September 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
The people with the most power in the world are targeting the people with the least, and I think they should all burn in hell.
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Sixty years ago, a trailblazing sci-fi series that wouldn't have existed if Lucille Ball hadn't intervened, and Gene Roddenberry imagined a better society, capable of dealing with whatever existed where no one had gone before, took flight. Happy 60th Anniversary, Star Trek!👽🚀
September 8, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Sixty years ago, a trailblazing sci-fi series that wouldn't have existed if Lucille Ball hadn't intervened, and Gene Roddenberry imagined a better society, capable of dealing with whatever existed where no one had gone before, took flight. Happy 60th Anniversary, Star Trek!👽🚀
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This is how I am too.
September 6, 2026 at 8:32 AM
This is how I am too.