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lawyer. hobby artist. art, animals, nature, disassociating 🤘🏻
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Hello Bluesky! Hoping the algorithm will lead me to my people. I am an amateur artist, resident of a blue dot in a red state, and a Twitter (never X!) refugee. 👋 here is some of my art 🌸
#art #atx #atxartist #watercolor
#art #atx #atxartist #watercolor
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NEW AD: Ken Paxton just released a pedophile back on our streets.
Adam Hoffman abused a little boy for 3 years. He should have faced life in prison — but Ken Paxton and his wealthy lawyer friends let Hoffman off the hook.
Ken Paxton’s corruption is hurting Texas.
Adam Hoffman abused a little boy for 3 years. He should have faced life in prison — but Ken Paxton and his wealthy lawyer friends let Hoffman off the hook.
Ken Paxton’s corruption is hurting Texas.
May 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
NEW AD: Ken Paxton just released a pedophile back on our streets.
Adam Hoffman abused a little boy for 3 years. He should have faced life in prison — but Ken Paxton and his wealthy lawyer friends let Hoffman off the hook.
Ken Paxton’s corruption is hurting Texas.
Adam Hoffman abused a little boy for 3 years. He should have faced life in prison — but Ken Paxton and his wealthy lawyer friends let Hoffman off the hook.
Ken Paxton’s corruption is hurting Texas.
WHO IS PAYING FOR MACHO CAMACHOS WET DREAM SOMEBODY TELL ME
May 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
WHO IS PAYING FOR MACHO CAMACHOS WET DREAM SOMEBODY TELL ME
god I am so tired of Lena Dunham
April 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
god I am so tired of Lena Dunham
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After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
March 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
March 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.
March 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.
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If you voted for trump why aren’t you signing up for his war?
March 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
If you voted for trump why aren’t you signing up for his war?
Or it’s because he’s a white man.
James Talarico’s victory in the Texas Democratic Senate primary shows the power of a class-focused political message. His campaign emphasized economic populism and working-class unity rather than traditional Democratic Party messaging or identity politics.
Hopefully, the system doesn't crush him.
Hopefully, the system doesn't crush him.
March 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Or it’s because he’s a white man.
so glad my team (the stars) are mostly made up of the Finnish mafia and not the assholes in the locker room laughing at women. (Yes, I am choosing to believe they wouldn’t have shown such abhorrent behavior)
February 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM
so glad my team (the stars) are mostly made up of the Finnish mafia and not the assholes in the locker room laughing at women. (Yes, I am choosing to believe they wouldn’t have shown such abhorrent behavior)
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Imagine winning an Olympic gold medal in men's hockey and then *immediately* destroying every bit of that coolness by partying with a graspy little dork like Kash Patel.
February 23, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Imagine winning an Olympic gold medal in men's hockey and then *immediately* destroying every bit of that coolness by partying with a graspy little dork like Kash Patel.
This straight up ruined the win for me :/
February 23, 2026 at 3:26 PM
This straight up ruined the win for me :/
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So beyond calling it a “constitutional crisis,” what actually happens when a president simply says no to a Supreme Court decision
February 20, 2026 at 7:03 PM
So beyond calling it a “constitutional crisis,” what actually happens when a president simply says no to a Supreme Court decision
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Imagine your legacy being the AG who not only didn’t investigate—but ACTIVELY DEFENDED—- one of the biggest child sex trafficking rings in American history. I can’t wrap my head around it.
wow -- Bondi throws a fit in response to Nadler's question about how many of Epstein's co-conspirators, if any, she's investigating, aggressively pointing at him and yelling. The hearing then devolves into chaos and Raskin and Bondi start yelling at each other.
February 11, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Imagine your legacy being the AG who not only didn’t investigate—but ACTIVELY DEFENDED—- one of the biggest child sex trafficking rings in American history. I can’t wrap my head around it.
I would rather eat glass than watch this
Melania Trump: "I think he's unifier. He's unifying not just here in the United States but around the world. He has stopped many wars."
January 28, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I would rather eat glass than watch this
im sorry but Jimmy snuggerud is not a real name
January 28, 2026 at 2:24 AM
im sorry but Jimmy snuggerud is not a real name
That’s not Sam darn old baby, that’s BJ Barnes
January 26, 2026 at 1:09 AM
That’s not Sam darn old baby, that’s BJ Barnes
Fuck you Pete Hegseth. I cannot emphasize this enough
Pete Hegseth, who is from Minnesota, dismisses peaceful protesters as "lunatics" and adds, "ICE > MN"
January 25, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Fuck you Pete Hegseth. I cannot emphasize this enough
Watching a Led Zeppelin documentary and realizing Robert plant was just a professional✨ vibe girl ✨
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Watching a Led Zeppelin documentary and realizing Robert plant was just a professional✨ vibe girl ✨
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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Final:
Kings 1
Stars 4
Kings 1
Stars 4
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Final:
Kings 1
Stars 4
Kings 1
Stars 4
Dawg you literally called him hitler. Pick a fucking side
JD Vance: "He's fundamentally a humanitarian, and we've got 8 peace deals at this point. We're working on number 9 and number 10. And I think if he gets number 10, purely for mathematical harmony the Nobel Prize should be awarded to Donald J Trump."
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dawg you literally called him hitler. Pick a fucking side
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JD Vance: "He's fundamentally a humanitarian, and we've got 8 peace deals at this point. We're working on number 9 and number 10. And I think if he gets number 10, purely for mathematical harmony the Nobel Prize should be awarded to Donald J Trump."
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
JD Vance: "He's fundamentally a humanitarian, and we've got 8 peace deals at this point. We're working on number 9 and number 10. And I think if he gets number 10, purely for mathematical harmony the Nobel Prize should be awarded to Donald J Trump."