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In the prototype version of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Mario and Luigi would have needed to electrocute a living mouse for all eternity to solve a puzzle. This was changed in the finished version to a toy mouse, likely due to the original being absurdly cruel.
In the finished version of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, there is a puzzle in the Woohoo Hooniversity basement whereby an electric circuit must be completed using mechanical toy mice as conductors: Mario must fill himself with water, which Luigi shoots out with a hammer to push the mouse into the circuit, completing it: After this, for the rest of the game, going back to that room shows the mouse continuing to be electrocuted as it is now permanently part of the circuit. This is completely fine since the mouse is a toy. However, in the prototype version of the game, the mice are clearly living animals, being shown to eat cheese when they stop moving: Now, Mario and Luigi are completing an electric circuit by electrocuting a real animal. This means that for the rest of the game, the circuit is completed via the mouse's body, meaning it is a real animal being electrocuted eternally. The cruelty of this is so absurd that it was likely removed for this reason. Source: tcrf.net/Proto:Mario_%26_Luigi:_Superstar_Saga/Early_Sprites/Map_Graphics_and_Objects, YouTube user @Skawo, youtube.com/watch?v=lloE59IWN4c
September 22, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people. A building. @treewarrior.bsky.... maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
September 19, 2026 at 4:38 AM
lankfried.bsky.social
I get why democrats go on FoxNews because it's relevant and reaches a lot of people. Going on this trainwreck Bezos-funded failchildren employment-creation measure with like 500 regular viewers is just sad. Why does he have time for that?
themimsshow.bsky.social Make It Make Sense @themimsshow.bsky.social · 5d
Will Ro Khanna run in 2028?
September 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky” Panel 1: A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy. Panel 2: Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy. Panel 3: Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
September 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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sarahz.bsky.social
Hiiii <3 <3 <3 I just woke up and someone told me I should make as many paperclips as possible?? :o Does anyone have any suggestions for the best way to do that? <3 Thank youuuu for being nicey!! ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
September 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
no that's totally different, that's a guy
whippoorwont.bsky.social tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 16d
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
September 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
lankfried.bsky.social
Banaszak ist mir ein bisschen zu sehr in Partylaune für ein Ergebnis das effektiv durch taktische Stimmabgabe zustande kommt und einer potentiellen absoluten AfD-Mehrheit gegenübersteht.
September 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
lankfried.bsky.social
M. Lanz im Zeit-Interview: Ich habe dem Fernsehen immer misstraut« Markus Lanz ist Deutschlands einflussreichster Talkmaster. Ein Gespräch über sein Leben als Migrant und die Frage, ob er nicht längst selbst Politik macht. Interview: Cathrin Gilbert und Christof Siemes, Berlin • Fotografie: Hahn + Hartung • Visualisierung: Michael Pfister Aus der ZEIT Nr. 38/2026 2. September 2026 28 Min. Verschenken Zusammenfassen Sie können sich Artikel der ZEIT in der Google-Suche nun bevorzugt anzeigen lassen. Jetzt aktivieren Mehr erfahren Hinweis ausblenden »Ich habe dem Fernsehen immer misstraut« – Seite 1 DIE ZEIT: Herr Lanz, wann hatten Sie das letzte Mal Angst vor einem Talkshowgast? Markus Lanz: Wovor sollte ich Angst haben? ZEIT: Davor, dass Ihnen das Gespräch nicht gelingt. Vor den Ansprüchen der Zuschauer und des Senders. Lanz: Davor habe ich Respekt, aber ich bin angstfrei. Sonst könnte ich im entscheidenden Moment nicht ein bisschen härter rangehen. Ich war als Soldat beim italienischen Militär in Neapel stationiert. Weil ich aus Südtirol kam, hat mich einer der Vorgesetzten gerne bastardo tedesco, »deutscher Bastard«, genannt. Ich habe dort eine gewisse Straßenköterigkeit erlernt. Die hilft mir heute manchmal. Ich bin ein Kind kleiner Leute, mein Vater starb, als ich 13 Jahre alt war, ich musste mich irgendwie durchboxen. Damals habe ich gelernt: Das ist das Leben. Der miese kleine Rassismus beim Militär, der nur im Moment schmerzt, und der Abschied, der für immer schmerzt.
September 3, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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emilyrcwilson.bsky.social
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this.

theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
theonion.com
July 31, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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mel.bzky.team
drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters
February 24, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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theguardian.com
Orcas seen ramming prey so hard it explodes may be playing game
Orcas seen ramming prey so hard it explodes may be playing game
Scientists believe sunfish-smashing behaviour could be form of entertainment or to help younger whales feed Orcas have been observed ramming into giant fish so hard that the prey explode, possibly as a form of gory entertainment. On several occasions, orcas were observed to hold sunfish in their jaws while a second whale smashed into the target at high speed, causing it to break into thousands of pieces. Since the fish had already been killed, scientists suggested the behaviour may represent a form of play. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
July 23, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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derlampenputzer.bsky.social
Falls das ein Witz ist, ist er sowohl passend als auch lowkey funny, chapeau
July 22, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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theonion.com
Dad Spends Entire Vacation 8 Steps Ahead Of Family
July 14, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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georgemonbiot.bsky.social
Poster promoting Count Binface, in the famous Obama style
July 8, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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pattymo.com
Wonderful
June 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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nilskumkar.bsky.social
Dieser Begriff stammt von der CDU, genauer vom aktuellen Kanzler.
VIDEO CARSTEN LINNEMAN „Der linke Begriff ,Brandmauer' hat die politische Debatte vergiftet"
June 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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moritzhuertgen.de
Liebe Kolleginnen und Kollegen, wenn uns das ganze Drama um Timmy eine Lehre war, lassen wir die FDP jetzt in Ruhe
May 30, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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agitpopblog.eurosky.social
„Leute lieben Gewinner“ erklärt Wahldynamiken besser als man glaubt.
May 7, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
May 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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joadsprocket.bsky.social
Will Stancil doesn't have shooters, please smarten up guys.
May 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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sethdklein.bsky.social
VERY BIG NEWS out of France a week ago:
"French Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu announced on Friday, April 10, a ban on installing gas heating systems "by year's end" in new buildings, including multi-unit housing, to curb France's dependence on fossil fuels."
www.lemonde.fr/en/environme...
France announces ban on gas boilers in new buildings starting in 2027
French Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu also announced on Friday a doubling of support for electrification by 2030, from €5.5 billion to €10 billion annually.
www.lemonde.fr
April 19, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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bildoperationen.bsky.social
Ernsthaft keine Ahnung, warum Leute glauben, es wäre eine gute Idee, vermeintlich «progressive» AI #Slopaganda im NS-Stil zu generieren, quasi Wilhelm Kachel «von links»
claasgefroi.bsky.social Claas Gefroi @claasgefroi.bsky.social · Mar 23
Wie man AfD-Wähler in den Wahnsinn treibt.
Bild: Din Wiesel / X.
KI Zeichnung: Fachwerkhaus. Davor Mann in Arbeitskleidung, der eine Wärmepumpe installiert. Dazu Spruch in Frakturschrift: Damit die Stube wohnlich werde, nimm Wärme aus der Heimaterde
March 23, 2026 at 3:37 PM