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that fuckass merp face she does 💔
June 17, 2026 at 5:29 AM
that fuckass merp face she does 💔
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BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.
BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.
BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.
March 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.
BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.
BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.
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im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not
June 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not
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And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth
June 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth
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someone should do this to Trump at the Knicks game
June 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
someone should do this to Trump at the Knicks game
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there’s been a terrible accident down at the blowjob factory
June 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
there’s been a terrible accident down at the blowjob factory
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Verse in an old standard song: What are the seasons but pieces of time?
She’s moving on, to forgiving climes,
A pang of recalling, she’ll never know,
I’ll carry both memories so that she may go,
Chorus: Coconut Kathy, won’t you be my coco-next gal
She’s moving on, to forgiving climes,
A pang of recalling, she’ll never know,
I’ll carry both memories so that she may go,
Chorus: Coconut Kathy, won’t you be my coco-next gal
June 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Verse in an old standard song: What are the seasons but pieces of time?
She’s moving on, to forgiving climes,
A pang of recalling, she’ll never know,
I’ll carry both memories so that she may go,
Chorus: Coconut Kathy, won’t you be my coco-next gal
She’s moving on, to forgiving climes,
A pang of recalling, she’ll never know,
I’ll carry both memories so that she may go,
Chorus: Coconut Kathy, won’t you be my coco-next gal
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fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
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I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
June 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
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just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
October 30, 2023 at 1:00 AM
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
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You’re ignoring me?
May 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
You’re ignoring me?
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Some of you on here
May 30, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Some of you on here
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the boston boom is what happens after i hit up the chipotle in allston 😂
May 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
the boston boom is what happens after i hit up the chipotle in allston 😂
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(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
May 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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Bouncing on your boy's dick really do just be woke amatonormativity
May 29, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Bouncing on your boy's dick really do just be woke amatonormativity
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Oh boy a compliment sandwich aw dang it's got criticism in it
May 24, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Oh boy a compliment sandwich aw dang it's got criticism in it
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you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
aiden to tyler after the s1 finale
![Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
[To person painfully impaled upon a rock] You should have voted for a hard place.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7q46e352bkfnp7vq4v5usiov/bafkreicjnb5y65t5awmsnablhmspsdb6wescmei4qkyc3236atsoltsrgq)
May 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
aiden to tyler after the s1 finale
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This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic
April 30, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic
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incredible exchange here, this website has the juice
April 20, 2026 at 12:37 AM
incredible exchange here, this website has the juice
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it's not just that trump is beatable — he is — it's that the whole republican party is beatable. they won't go quietly and they won't go easily, but they're absolutely beatable.
April 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
it's not just that trump is beatable — he is — it's that the whole republican party is beatable. they won't go quietly and they won't go easily, but they're absolutely beatable.