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No-one below 40 should be allowed to do advertising voiceovers. Only adults with sober, sensible voices should be permitted, not children with grating, chipper, perky voices.
September 19, 2026 at 10:55 AM
No-one below 40 should be allowed to do advertising voiceovers. Only adults with sober, sensible voices should be permitted, not children with grating, chipper, perky voices.
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We live in the worst era for car design. Every car released in the last five years looks like an iPhone fucked a house brick.
September 19, 2026 at 4:55 PM
We live in the worst era for car design. Every car released in the last five years looks like an iPhone fucked a house brick.
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It's time for Formula One to be run on simulators. The "races" wouldn't be any less dull and it would save tons of petrol
September 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
It's time for Formula One to be run on simulators. The "races" wouldn't be any less dull and it would save tons of petrol
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The quickest way to make UK roads a bit safer is for "a bit of fucking patience" to be added to the driving test.
September 17, 2026 at 12:55 PM
The quickest way to make UK roads a bit safer is for "a bit of fucking patience" to be added to the driving test.
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Never wear clothing with a place name you've never been to.
September 14, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Never wear clothing with a place name you've never been to.
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Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses
September 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses
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Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
September 12, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with working a minimum wage retail job no matter your age. A job is a job. And this performative, ignorant gatekeeping by those saying it's not a "proper job" can get in the bin. Work is work.
September 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
There's absolutely nothing wrong with working a minimum wage retail job no matter your age. A job is a job. And this performative, ignorant gatekeeping by those saying it's not a "proper job" can get in the bin. Work is work.
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A condition for driving a noisy motorcycle at night should be that the owner agrees to have the sound of their bike played into their bedroom at high volume while they are trying to sleep.
September 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
A condition for driving a noisy motorcycle at night should be that the owner agrees to have the sound of their bike played into their bedroom at high volume while they are trying to sleep.
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People are always trying to entice introverts out of their comfort zone and "let their hair down" a little. Why doesn't anyone ever ask extroverts to calm down and shut the fuck up for a few minutes?
September 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
People are always trying to entice introverts out of their comfort zone and "let their hair down" a little. Why doesn't anyone ever ask extroverts to calm down and shut the fuck up for a few minutes?
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Pubs should have a sign outside like petrol stations do. 'Pint of Stella £6.50, 175ml glass Pinot Grigio £4.50'
September 10, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Pubs should have a sign outside like petrol stations do. 'Pint of Stella £6.50, 175ml glass Pinot Grigio £4.50'
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Fashion designers - no one ever complained that their pockets were too big. Whatever size you're thinking - double it.
September 9, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Fashion designers - no one ever complained that their pockets were too big. Whatever size you're thinking - double it.
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Scandals used to end someone's career in a few weeks, now they get forgotten because another scandal has turned up. Newspapers should help out by publishing a list of currently unresolved scandals every day.
September 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Scandals used to end someone's career in a few weeks, now they get forgotten because another scandal has turned up. Newspapers should help out by publishing a list of currently unresolved scandals every day.
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You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
September 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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There have been so many impeachable offenses, but lying about how you were a hero on a day that 2,753 people died in NYC in the 9/11 disaster—when you were on the other side of town, safely calling local media to brag about how you now had the tallest downtown building—is such a despicable one
September 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
There have been so many impeachable offenses, but lying about how you were a hero on a day that 2,753 people died in NYC in the 9/11 disaster—when you were on the other side of town, safely calling local media to brag about how you now had the tallest downtown building—is such a despicable one
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Three years on from the ULEZ expansion, the evidence is clear: cleaner air, healthier children, fewer lives cut short.
September 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Three years on from the ULEZ expansion, the evidence is clear: cleaner air, healthier children, fewer lives cut short.
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Absolutely all landlords think they're one of the good ones, not like those bad landlords out there. I've never seen any admit to being one of the bad ones. They can't all be right.
September 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Absolutely all landlords think they're one of the good ones, not like those bad landlords out there. I've never seen any admit to being one of the bad ones. They can't all be right.
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Major sporting events that pays its sports stars substantial prize money should not be asking anyone to volunteer at their events. Lessen the prize pool and pay people. You are not a charity
September 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Major sporting events that pays its sports stars substantial prize money should not be asking anyone to volunteer at their events. Lessen the prize pool and pay people. You are not a charity
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John Cena is everything the Rock thinks he is. Smart, funny, a good enough actor to play roles that aren't entirely about being uber buff. A true crossover star.
September 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
John Cena is everything the Rock thinks he is. Smart, funny, a good enough actor to play roles that aren't entirely about being uber buff. A true crossover star.
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If you use the self-service checkouts in shops, you should get the staff discount
September 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
If you use the self-service checkouts in shops, you should get the staff discount
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Dear people who make TV,
When we all settled for a handful of episodes and widely separated seasons during a *global pandemic*, we did not think we were making a lifetime deal. Do better.
Oh, and stop making us pay more for less.
Signed, people who watch TV.
When we all settled for a handful of episodes and widely separated seasons during a *global pandemic*, we did not think we were making a lifetime deal. Do better.
Oh, and stop making us pay more for less.
Signed, people who watch TV.
September 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Dear people who make TV,
When we all settled for a handful of episodes and widely separated seasons during a *global pandemic*, we did not think we were making a lifetime deal. Do better.
Oh, and stop making us pay more for less.
Signed, people who watch TV.
When we all settled for a handful of episodes and widely separated seasons during a *global pandemic*, we did not think we were making a lifetime deal. Do better.
Oh, and stop making us pay more for less.
Signed, people who watch TV.
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Just a reminder, Professor James Orr, Reform UK head of policy, teaches 'ethics' to undergraduates at Cambridge University
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September 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Just a reminder, Professor James Orr, Reform UK head of policy, teaches 'ethics' to undergraduates at Cambridge University
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When I said I wanted something to distract attention from the £5 million gift, I didn't mean this.
September 4, 2026 at 7:14 AM
When I said I wanted something to distract attention from the £5 million gift, I didn't mean this.