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Twitter is full of [y’know] now, so here I am. All this has happened before, all this will happen again.

Old enough to think it’s crazy to put your age in your bio. Back in my day, we practiced internet safety!
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I wholeheartedly believe that at least some democrats would vote for cloture just to be “bipartisan.” They have no courage, no conviction.
The ADA cannot be repealed via budget reconciliation.

And they don't have the votes in the Senate to invoke cloture on a hypothetical vehicle to repeal the ADA.
July 25, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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day has been blessed with samson's beautiful smile 🥰
July 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
July 25, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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July 25, 2026 at 5:14 PM
@aywarhiannon.bsky.social @fleerultra.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social @fivefourpod.bsky.social I’m listening to the ep where you discuss the missing NJ rep, and I’m disappointed that none of you realized the very obvious medical condition that would make someone disappear for so long: pregnancy.
July 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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sometimes we are a triangle
July 22, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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This is, and I am not even joking, going to fuck up so many hyperlexic kids. I got accused of plagiarism because I used the word “porous” in a sixth grade paper and that shit sticks with you, if not on the permanent record, then in the childhood.
oh come on
July 21, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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22 July 1934 | A Dutch Jewish girl, Sophie de Groot, was born in The Hague.

In October 1942 she was deported to #Auschwitz and murdered in a gas chamber.
July 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I’ve never seen anything like this before in my life.
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
July 22, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”.

People.

PEOPLE.

Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”
July 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social I’m listening to the The Body Keeps the Score episode and… Michael, some of these Rorschach blots do kinda look like buttholes.
July 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social why couldn’t Adaine see Kalina?
March 27, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.
March 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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A 41 year old man and father of 6 was taken into ICE custody.

He fought alongside America.

He received numerous medals and commendations.

He died 24 hours after they grabbed him.

A healthy, 41 year old man should not die immediately after being thrown in an ICE camp.
March 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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February 23, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Rewatching @dimension20.dropout.tv #FantasyHigh Sophomore year + realizing that @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social live ad-libbed a better loving caretaker story between Adaine and Aelwyn in like an episode and a half than Marvel did in the most expensive movie ever made. #endgamehate #yesimstillmad
March 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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huge: lisa kudrow agreed with me when i said our flag means death deserved a final season
March 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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I'm sure they sleep like this
#stucky
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Marvel didn't do it, so I will
#stucky
October 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Morning in Wakanda
#stucky
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy birthday, Bucky Barnes 💙
after, with you #stucky
March 11, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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It’s terribly cheesy but I feel very lucky to be retracing their steps a decade later. Stucky forever, truly.
January 22, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I don’t believe in the death penalty for violent crimes, but I do believe in it for people who play their music or whatever on the bus without headphones.
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@dropout.tv I’m watching the newest episode of Crowd Control, and I am begging you to throw a 9/11 birthday party for that guy. Call up that baker that Grant almost fucked on Game Changer and use some of that extra expensive subscription money get cupcakes with the twin towers on them. Please. Pls.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
@samreich.bsky.social I’m watching the newest episode of Crowd Control, and I am begging you to throw a 9/11 birthday party for that man. Please. Use the new bonus level subscription money to get him cupcakes from that guy Grant almost(?) fucked on Game Changer. Please.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM