Lauren Torres Isabel
@laurenisaaa.bsky.social
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Class never goes out of style. Trends change, seasons change, and life changes, but the way you carry yourself will always say something about who you are.
Loved hearing a crowd full of people booing lying bigot Rafael Ted Cruz and chanting “Ted, you suck” as he spoke on ESPN earlier today. A beautiful sound.
September 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
September 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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you will never, in your entire life, make as much money as the people who are incapable of coming up with ideas like "Miss Piggy flirts with Ryan Gosling" or "Pedro Pascal tries not to laugh at Fozzy's dumb jokes" make in a year
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
September 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
you will never, in your entire life, make as much money as the people who are incapable of coming up with ideas like "Miss Piggy flirts with Ryan Gosling" or "Pedro Pascal tries not to laugh at Fozzy's dumb jokes" make in a year
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Protesters at the Irish Open.
shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland.
Thank you, Doonbeg!
shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland.
Thank you, Doonbeg!
September 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Protesters at the Irish Open.
shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland.
Thank you, Doonbeg!
shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland.
Thank you, Doonbeg!
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The different reactions….
September 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The different reactions….
IT’S HERE! Out custom-engraved bottle of champagne is chilling as we speak! #WhenItHappens
September 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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For the second straight day, the White House's taxpayer-funded incitement account is attacking me and oddly mentioning I'm in my 40s (which I know makes me way too old for the president)
When they do this it results in a flood of harassing and threatening messages, which of course is the point
When they do this it results in a flood of harassing and threatening messages, which of course is the point
September 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
For the second straight day, the White House's taxpayer-funded incitement account is attacking me and oddly mentioning I'm in my 40s (which I know makes me way too old for the president)
When they do this it results in a flood of harassing and threatening messages, which of course is the point
When they do this it results in a flood of harassing and threatening messages, which of course is the point
experiencing polo in California….the elegance, the energy, the horses, and the atmosphere all come together in a way that makes you slow down and appreciate the moment.
September 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
experiencing polo in California….the elegance, the energy, the horses, and the atmosphere all come together in a way that makes you slow down and appreciate the moment.
California gave me an experience I’ll remember. Sometimes life is about stepping outside your everyday routine, embracing new experiences, and creating memories that stay with you long after the day is over. 🐎🥂☀️
September 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
California gave me an experience I’ll remember. Sometimes life is about stepping outside your everyday routine, embracing new experiences, and creating memories that stay with you long after the day is over. 🐎🥂☀️
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Seen at the potests today in Dublin.
Pedolf in the company of fellow rapist Conor McGregor who's sexual assualts last longer than his MMA bouts.
Pedolf in the company of fellow rapist Conor McGregor who's sexual assualts last longer than his MMA bouts.
September 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Seen at the potests today in Dublin.
Pedolf in the company of fellow rapist Conor McGregor who's sexual assualts last longer than his MMA bouts.
Pedolf in the company of fellow rapist Conor McGregor who's sexual assualts last longer than his MMA bouts.
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September is African Immigrant Heritage Month — a time to celebrate the many African communities that have helped shape New York and our nation.
September 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
September is African Immigrant Heritage Month — a time to celebrate the many African communities that have helped shape New York and our nation.
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The Bible never says that God has a penis.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
September 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The Bible never says that God has a penis.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
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Trump is trying his hardest to silence millions of Americans who will hold him accountable this November. We won’t let him.
September 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Trump is trying his hardest to silence millions of Americans who will hold him accountable this November. We won’t let him.
September 8, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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You can give MAGA proof of horrible things Trump has said and done and they will jump through hoops to try and make excuses for him…
MAGA. Are. Pathetic. Losers. 😎✨
MAGA. Are. Pathetic. Losers. 😎✨
September 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM
You can give MAGA proof of horrible things Trump has said and done and they will jump through hoops to try and make excuses for him…
MAGA. Are. Pathetic. Losers. 😎✨
MAGA. Are. Pathetic. Losers. 😎✨
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The President of the United States is a liar.
September 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The President of the United States is a liar.
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JUST IN 🚨: Bank of Japan is dumping Japanese Bonds at the fastest pace in history 📉 📉
September 8, 2026 at 7:10 AM
JUST IN 🚨: Bank of Japan is dumping Japanese Bonds at the fastest pace in history 📉 📉
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The President of the United States is absolutely barking mad.
September 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The President of the United States is absolutely barking mad.
MAHA =
Measles
Are
Here
Again
Measles
Are
Here
Again
September 8, 2026 at 9:17 AM
"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person" - Bill Murray....
September 8, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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Somebody in the room needs the institutional authority to say:
“Mr. President… what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Apparently that position wasn’t included in the staffing plan.
“Mr. President… what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Apparently that position wasn’t included in the staffing plan.
September 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Somebody in the room needs the institutional authority to say:
“Mr. President… what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Apparently that position wasn’t included in the staffing plan.
“Mr. President… what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Apparently that position wasn’t included in the staffing plan.
Last weekend, Red Star Belgrade paid tribute to Ratko Mladić after he died in prison.
Ratko Mladić is also known as the 'Butcher of Bosnia'. A man convicted of being a war criminal for committing genocide at Srebrenica.
UEFA should be banning the club from European Competitions.
Ratko Mladić is also known as the 'Butcher of Bosnia'. A man convicted of being a war criminal for committing genocide at Srebrenica.
UEFA should be banning the club from European Competitions.
September 8, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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okay chat what do we think 🫣 this was my first time making bread !!
September 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
okay chat what do we think 🫣 this was my first time making bread !!
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This is all revisionism and lies. (Just like the lie that he went to the site to help. He did not.)
Donald Trump's *real* reaction to the destruction of the World Trade Center towers was to go on TV and brag that he now owned the tallest building in downtown.
Yes, he is that crass.
Donald Trump's *real* reaction to the destruction of the World Trade Center towers was to go on TV and brag that he now owned the tallest building in downtown.
Yes, he is that crass.
September 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
This is all revisionism and lies. (Just like the lie that he went to the site to help. He did not.)
Donald Trump's *real* reaction to the destruction of the World Trade Center towers was to go on TV and brag that he now owned the tallest building in downtown.
Yes, he is that crass.
Donald Trump's *real* reaction to the destruction of the World Trade Center towers was to go on TV and brag that he now owned the tallest building in downtown.
Yes, he is that crass.
Trump claims that after 9/11, "I went down, I was building a building in New York, and I went down there very shortly thereafter -- the following day, you couldn't go down the same day -- and we worked long and hard"
September 8, 2026 at 9:17 AM