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new handles, who are we? @righttwix.com
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Not to get political but life should be easy and free
July 24, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Not to get political but life should be easy and free
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Feels a bit weird to be sitting in the back of this Dragula, to be honest. Can I sit up front with you?
September 24, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Feels a bit weird to be sitting in the back of this Dragula, to be honest. Can I sit up front with you?
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the bank called and they are demanding you retrieve your spank you left there
September 22, 2026 at 7:42 PM
the bank called and they are demanding you retrieve your spank you left there
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ranking all my mutuals by mouthfeel
September 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
ranking all my mutuals by mouthfeel
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Some personal news
September 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Some personal news
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chicken is the fruit of birds
September 24, 2026 at 2:49 AM
chicken is the fruit of birds
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companies will literally redesign their logo instead of going to therapy
August 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
companies will literally redesign their logo instead of going to therapy
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People don't gird their loins like they used to.
September 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
People don't gird their loins like they used to.
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i am so proud of this new album and i am pleased as punch to share it with y'all.
this is probably the most industrial album i've released. please give it a listen and let me know what you think!
this is probably the most industrial album i've released. please give it a listen and let me know what you think!
i want to leave before the lights turn on, by synapse collapse
7 track album
synapse-collapse.bandcamp.com
July 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
i am so proud of this new album and i am pleased as punch to share it with y'all.
this is probably the most industrial album i've released. please give it a listen and let me know what you think!
this is probably the most industrial album i've released. please give it a listen and let me know what you think!
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Witness relocation program and chill...wink
September 24, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Witness relocation program and chill...wink
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something to know about me- not only do i enjoy clowns, not only am i *not* *afraid* of clowns, i actually enjoy
*scary* clowns. too powerful?
you tell me.
*scary* clowns. too powerful?
you tell me.
September 24, 2026 at 2:27 AM
something to know about me- not only do i enjoy clowns, not only am i *not* *afraid* of clowns, i actually enjoy
*scary* clowns. too powerful?
you tell me.
*scary* clowns. too powerful?
you tell me.
voted most likely to let it linger
September 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
voted most likely to let it linger
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rest in piss @britculpsapp.bsky.social
September 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
rest in piss @britculpsapp.bsky.social
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*getting taught a lesson by some mobsters that I owe a lot of money to* please, not my scrolling thumb
September 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
*getting taught a lesson by some mobsters that I owe a lot of money to* please, not my scrolling thumb
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It's time to admit that I deflated the jam in 1988
September 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
It's time to admit that I deflated the jam in 1988
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no thoughts, just want my limbs rotated
September 24, 2026 at 12:41 AM
no thoughts, just want my limbs rotated
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At this point in my life, "friends with benefits " are just my friends who have health insurance
September 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
At this point in my life, "friends with benefits " are just my friends who have health insurance
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ME: i want a parachute but in reverse
THEM: so like a balloon
ME: no, a parachute but—
THEM: an upside down balloon?
ME: no
THEM: a ballsack?
ME: exactly, a parachute but in reverse
THEM: so like a balloon
ME: no, a parachute but—
THEM: an upside down balloon?
ME: no
THEM: a ballsack?
ME: exactly, a parachute but in reverse
September 24, 2026 at 1:55 AM
ME: i want a parachute but in reverse
THEM: so like a balloon
ME: no, a parachute but—
THEM: an upside down balloon?
ME: no
THEM: a ballsack?
ME: exactly, a parachute but in reverse
THEM: so like a balloon
ME: no, a parachute but—
THEM: an upside down balloon?
ME: no
THEM: a ballsack?
ME: exactly, a parachute but in reverse
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i wanna be in a situation where i get to say “bingo” when someone figures something out but i’m gonna add “was his name-o” because that sounds way cooler
September 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
i wanna be in a situation where i get to say “bingo” when someone figures something out but i’m gonna add “was his name-o” because that sounds way cooler
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How dare your perspective make sense
September 23, 2026 at 11:03 PM
How dare your perspective make sense
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Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome
September 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome
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Hollow me out like a jack o' lantern so you have some place warm and cozy to nestle in
September 24, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Hollow me out like a jack o' lantern so you have some place warm and cozy to nestle in