Lewis B
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Lewis B
@lewb23.bsky.social
COYS, Tolkien, Emo.
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If you're making cheesy chips, for the love of god please layer the chips and cheese. Those substrata chips are not going to cheese themselves.
September 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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I believe the RNLI are responding to legitimate concerns that people might drown.
September 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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The BBC, which is normally keen to tell you the nationality or immigration status of people charged with crimes, has failed to mention in this guy had a long history of involvement with Britain First. Funny that.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Warwickshire man raped and attacked woman in 'horrific' abuse campaign
James White, from Warwickshire, subjected the victim to weeks of abuse, including rape and sexual assault.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 2, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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The fallout from the collapse of this glacier - a torrent of mud surging down the valley - killed hundreds of people. Gone, in a flash. Those people were wiped out by anthropogenic climate change. Our governments are simply not responding quickly enough to this disaster which is already upon us.
An incredibly well-timed Landsat 9 pass captured the effects of yesterday’s catastrophic glacier collapse near the Nepal–Tibet border. The event was so massive that it was detected by seismometers around the world.
August 27, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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I’ve heard grumbling about Tottenham’s recent social media content and how it’s overproduced and needs to just get club announcements out without fanfare.

These people hate joy.
coys coys coys
August 27, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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The 'London has fallen' brigade will be gutted.

• 36 million overnight visits to London in 2024 compared to 33.7 million in pre-pandemic 2019

• Domestic tourism up by a third in terms of visitor nights, rising from 28 million in 2019 to 37.3 million in 2024
www.onlondon.co.uk/charles-wrig...
London is now attracting more visitors than pre-pandemic
City Hall analysis has found that domestic tourism is the main driver of the improvement with other patterns also shifting since 2019
www.onlondon.co.uk
August 24, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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the good news is that, for at least the foreseeable future, these humanoid robots can be easily defeated by utilizing any number of foiling tactics demonstrated in your run-of-the-mill looney tunes cartoon.
August 20, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Bro. People are cool as fuck.
August 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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A mate of my son's has just been broken up with on *the day before his birthday*, so his mates have rallied round to make sure he's ok. However, being British and therefore sarcastic to the core, the book they have collectively bought him as a present is called 'The Monastic World'.
August 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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Posting this now so I can pretend to be psychic when it turns out in a couple of months that 40-70% of the men arrested for 'protesting' in Thetford were wife beaters, rapists and/or nonces
August 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.
August 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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The Times, one of the leading voices when it comes to 'protecting women and girls' calling a man who assaulted his young pregnant girlfriend, said he would rape the kids if he was a teacher and called for child sex abuse porn to be legal, 'brilliant'
August 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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July 29, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Covid PPE heist getting barely a mention. Gove gets a pass to claim ‘honest mistakes.’ You want a conspiracy theory, lads? There it is, right in your face.
July 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.
Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
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July 13, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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Sam Neil has so many great performances that it feels almost reductive to focus on one scene.
Except it's one of the most iconic scenes in movie history and all of it, The groundbreaking CGI, the sweeping John Williams score *doesn't* work without the authentic joy and wonder of Neill's performance
July 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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"Unfortunately for Farage it is just not possible to make out that it’s your opponent who’s the mainstream politician when you’re wearing a suit and he’s wearing a bin."
July 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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did nigel farage have sex with a goose? i say, let the people of clacton decide
It shouldn’t be a judge who decides whether President Trump “had sex with a goose”, it should be the American people.
July 8, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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"I am the most physically and verbally attacked public figure or politician of modern times" is a quite a thing for Nigel Farage to say when two MPs have been murdered in the last decade, Stephen Timms was stabbed twice in the stomach in 2010 and there was a plot to murder Labour MP Rosie Cooper
July 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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If every major political party doesnt decide to Martin Bell this Clacton by-election then there is no hope for their sense of self preservation
July 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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This is not a statement, it's a party political broadcast. Why is the BBC airing Farage lying, unchecked? Why put this out live when you don't know what lies he's going to tell? Why not wait until he's put it out, and then broadcast it with analysis that fact checks it... or not broadcasting it?
July 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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That statement in full for those not watching
Cute Baby Crying
Alt: A crying baby
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July 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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I can’t believe nobody has pointed this out to him, since he’s been saying this for ages. So I’m afraid the only possible conclusion is that he’s a total cunt.
Saying you're the "most physically attacked" MP when two MPs have been killed in the last decade is just horribly self-absorbed.
July 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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“The establishment are trying to beat me”, says rich, blazer and tie wearing white male, member of establishment.
July 7, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Nigel Farage right now saying he's never claimed any MPs expenses:
Woody Harrelson Wipes Tears with Money
ALT: Woody Harrelson Wipes Tears with Money
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July 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM