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@lexusmale.bsky.social
xusmale-like-alfamale-but-lexus" so now I have to make it both my display name and description.
real human bean
📍East Virginia
real human bean
📍East Virginia
French toast or something idk I'm not a chef.
October 6, 2026 at 5:32 PM
French toast or something idk I'm not a chef.
Just remembered when I accidentally told my manager that I wanted to die in the form of a joke then a week later he said that once I learn where everything goes as well as he does that I should kill myself. Then he said ”no” the same way Shooter McGavin said it after being asked if he eats shit.
October 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Just remembered when I accidentally told my manager that I wanted to die in the form of a joke then a week later he said that once I learn where everything goes as well as he does that I should kill myself. Then he said ”no” the same way Shooter McGavin said it after being asked if he eats shit.
I just did what’s known as a power move. I handed in a letter of resignation to my boss, it can be denied but it show’s gumption.
October 3, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I just did what’s known as a power move. I handed in a letter of resignation to my boss, it can be denied but it show’s gumption.
I am 38 but look 16. The secret to remaining looking youthful is to swear at police officers for no reason. Every time I do it, someone tells me to grow up, so it’s clearly doing something.
September 26, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I am 38 but look 16. The secret to remaining looking youthful is to swear at police officers for no reason. Every time I do it, someone tells me to grow up, so it’s clearly doing something.
Sometimes I wonder if a single good thing exists on earth, then I eat cinnamon toast crunch.
September 12, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Sometimes I wonder if a single good thing exists on earth, then I eat cinnamon toast crunch.
I think it’s pretty cool that Carly Simon wrote a song about me.
September 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I think it’s pretty cool that Carly Simon wrote a song about me.
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what a curious day to put these on sale
September 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
what a curious day to put these on sale
Electric cars in video games are powered by real electricity
September 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Electric cars in video games are powered by real electricity
I complimented a girl at work today. I said her jeans look good on her. She said “I bet they’ll look better crumpled next to your bed.” No they won’t. Shes cute, but I think she’s stupid.
August 29, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I complimented a girl at work today. I said her jeans look good on her. She said “I bet they’ll look better crumpled next to your bed.” No they won’t. Shes cute, but I think she’s stupid.
Just had a Pot Noodle. Time for a wank.
August 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Just had a Pot Noodle. Time for a wank.
I always take a quick look at something that’s good for a goose. This is because I’m British and they say that whats good for a goose is good for a gander.
August 25, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I always take a quick look at something that’s good for a goose. This is because I’m British and they say that whats good for a goose is good for a gander.
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This is the most trans girl thing I have ever seen
August 23, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This is the most trans girl thing I have ever seen
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Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
August 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
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Is this Moss?
Marlow Moss, Composition in Black and White Number 4, 1949
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135948
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135948
August 9, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Is this Moss?
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if a cowardly trans woman and a repressed trans woman have sex, who cums first? the chicken or the egg?
July 30, 2026 at 2:32 AM
if a cowardly trans woman and a repressed trans woman have sex, who cums first? the chicken or the egg?
Foot fetishist gets a job as a car recovery guy because he gets to drive a toe truck.
July 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Foot fetishist gets a job as a car recovery guy because he gets to drive a toe truck.
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saw the worst thing in the world today
July 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
saw the worst thing in the world today
Looking after a 7 year old. Their mom is really annoying, so time to give the child an entire share bag of Haribo gummy bears, a large can of Monster and make them watch a couple of the Saw movies. Fuck you Charlotte.
July 1, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Looking after a 7 year old. Their mom is really annoying, so time to give the child an entire share bag of Haribo gummy bears, a large can of Monster and make them watch a couple of the Saw movies. Fuck you Charlotte.
Someone asked me who I think is going to be the best Fifa player this year in the World Cup. So I said "my tip is Messi" and he told me to stop playing with it.
June 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Someone asked me who I think is going to be the best Fifa player this year in the World Cup. So I said "my tip is Messi" and he told me to stop playing with it.
In the not too distant future, there's going to be kids going around with legal names like Caseoh and Quandale-Dingle.
June 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
In the not too distant future, there's going to be kids going around with legal names like Caseoh and Quandale-Dingle.
The devs of #ForzaHorizon6 are stupid. They modelled the entire car, but forgot to model the engine.
June 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The devs of #ForzaHorizon6 are stupid. They modelled the entire car, but forgot to model the engine.
Ordering some food in a Mexican restaurant right now. It’s taking a while but the chefs out back do seem to be enjoying Funky Town though.
May 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Ordering some food in a Mexican restaurant right now. It’s taking a while but the chefs out back do seem to be enjoying Funky Town though.
I should become a video essay youtuber in case Stellantis starts making good cars, just so I can make the title "The Lost Shitty of Stellantis" (this is because it's similar to The Lost City of Atlantis)
May 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I should become a video essay youtuber in case Stellantis starts making good cars, just so I can make the title "The Lost Shitty of Stellantis" (this is because it's similar to The Lost City of Atlantis)
Is anyone good at personal finance? I'm in quite a lot of debt and need help with my budgeting.
May 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Is anyone good at personal finance? I'm in quite a lot of debt and need help with my budgeting.
People in the UK "It's Star Wars day, the fourth of May be with you guv'nah. Fish 'n' chips and cup o' tea"
May 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
People in the UK "It's Star Wars day, the fourth of May be with you guv'nah. Fish 'n' chips and cup o' tea"