This app said my handle was too long, it was supposed to be "le❌
@lexusmale.bsky.social
xusmale-like-alfamale-but-lexus" so now I have to make it both my display name and description.
real human bean
📍East Virginia
real human bean
📍East Virginia
I wish my brain were that smooth
October 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I wish my brain were that smooth
I can fix you
October 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I can fix you
An clouds :)
October 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
An clouds :)
Stop walking into doors.
October 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Stop walking into doors.
If I was driving where you were on your bike, I'd pass you illegally closely as well :3
October 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
If I was driving where you were on your bike, I'd pass you illegally closely as well :3
Update: it has been accepted. I’m going to be homeless.
October 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Update: it has been accepted. I’m going to be homeless.
it went into a pothole and damaged the wheel to a point where it was dangerous. Replacing wheel cost more than the car was worth so now it’s a washing machine.
September 29, 2026 at 6:03 AM
it went into a pothole and damaged the wheel to a point where it was dangerous. Replacing wheel cost more than the car was worth so now it’s a washing machine.
September 29, 2026 at 1:55 AM
The difference between gender and sex is that I’ve never wanted to have gender with Ben Shapiros sister.
September 28, 2026 at 6:19 AM
The difference between gender and sex is that I’ve never wanted to have gender with Ben Shapiros sister.
I like that this was made because of how often that happened.
September 25, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I like that this was made because of how often that happened.
I got that shit first because of the online safety act, which made online less safe. Discord thinks I’m Arthur Morgan. I don’t think that method works anymore.
September 24, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I got that shit first because of the online safety act, which made online less safe. Discord thinks I’m Arthur Morgan. I don’t think that method works anymore.
It’s a German thing. They think it’s funny. Like how the shifter on the VW Golf looks like a golf ball
September 14, 2026 at 7:18 AM
It’s a German thing. They think it’s funny. Like how the shifter on the VW Golf looks like a golf ball
What about changed? GTA 3 got delayed and had a couple of towers removed because of 11/9.
September 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
What about changed? GTA 3 got delayed and had a couple of towers removed because of 11/9.
It has also been 25 years since the start of the downfall of Ellen DeGeneres career.
September 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
It has also been 25 years since the start of the downfall of Ellen DeGeneres career.
I’m going to stab you with a thing
September 11, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I’m going to stab you with a thing
*that one GTA V video*
September 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
*that one GTA V video*
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September 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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