Turducken Carlson
@liberalbubble.bsky.social
💙 Karaoke diva, lawyer, hobby baker, bar trivia assassin, world traveler, marathon runner, cat collector, true crime junkie, EV driver, PTSD disaster, boy mom, smartass. 💙 she/her
"Look, we've had some good times. You know I really love you, baby, it's just that you make me so mad sometimes. Why do you make me hurt you?"
September 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
"Look, we've had some good times. You know I really love you, baby, it's just that you make me so mad sometimes. Why do you make me hurt you?"
Hilarious
September 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Hilarious
Hilarious
September 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Hilarious
Hilarious
September 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Hilarious
Tyrannosaurus Rex voted for Alan Keyes in the 2008 election, not Ralph Nader as previously believed
September 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Tyrannosaurus Rex voted for Alan Keyes in the 2008 election, not Ralph Nader as previously believed
You saw a play there back in '82
Even then your wig blocked the people's view
Why was the building not named after you
You took the credit like you always do for free
Filing lawsuits with narcissistic glee
And now I understand the problem with decrees
Donald Trump killed the Kennedy Center 🎶
Even then your wig blocked the people's view
Why was the building not named after you
You took the credit like you always do for free
Filing lawsuits with narcissistic glee
And now I understand the problem with decrees
Donald Trump killed the Kennedy Center 🎶
September 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
You saw a play there back in '82
Even then your wig blocked the people's view
Why was the building not named after you
You took the credit like you always do for free
Filing lawsuits with narcissistic glee
And now I understand the problem with decrees
Donald Trump killed the Kennedy Center 🎶
Even then your wig blocked the people's view
Why was the building not named after you
You took the credit like you always do for free
Filing lawsuits with narcissistic glee
And now I understand the problem with decrees
Donald Trump killed the Kennedy Center 🎶
"If I can't have it nobody can" is not the attitude I like to see in a dementia-riddled 80-year-old president in charge of the nukes
September 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
"If I can't have it nobody can" is not the attitude I like to see in a dementia-riddled 80-year-old president in charge of the nukes
Fraud, Bestiality, Incompetence
September 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Fraud, Bestiality, Incompetence
We have the same 7yo!
September 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
We have the same 7yo!
Won't someone think of the poor fed who can’t find a job just because he fucked a few dogs
September 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Won't someone think of the poor fed who can’t find a job just because he fucked a few dogs
"...arguing the FBI “did not want to punish victims of bestiality” by automatically disqualifying them"
Who is the victim of bestiality other than the animal...?
Who is the victim of bestiality other than the animal...?
September 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"...arguing the FBI “did not want to punish victims of bestiality” by automatically disqualifying them"
Who is the victim of bestiality other than the animal...?
Who is the victim of bestiality other than the animal...?
I'm afraid you're mistaken. That isn't Ted Cruz. It's a fathead sculpin blobfish (genus Psychrolutes)
September 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I'm afraid you're mistaken. That isn't Ted Cruz. It's a fathead sculpin blobfish (genus Psychrolutes)
Big Lebowski: You Said It, Man!
ALT: Big Lebowski: You Said It, Man!
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September 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
How did Jared drop 40 lbs?
He broke up with his girlfriend
He broke up with his girlfriend
September 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
How did Jared drop 40 lbs?
He broke up with his girlfriend
He broke up with his girlfriend
Not gonna lie, I miss Stone Phillips
September 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Not gonna lie, I miss Stone Phillips