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@nununonpareils
@lilbobbynunu.bsky.social
•I make it.
•I think it neat.
•I owe it to @fignugent.Bsky.social
•I (barely) RN
•I only Substack
•Big Baby NuNu here!
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Hi. If you’re here, this is what I make. Follow me if ya want, it means a lot to me.
Super strength? Flight? Invisibility? No thank you. I would like $500 in cash to randomly appear in front of me in a gust of wind that is lost somewhere.
February 25, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I also got a this I write more on about junk.
Robert “Bob” Lil Bobby NuNu | Substack
Hubband, Daddeh, Artist, Nurse, Ex-Comic, Forever Fighting The Power✊🏿. Click to read Robert “Bob” Lil Bobby NuNu, a Substack publication. Launched 3 days ago.
lilbobbynunu.substack.com
February 18, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I do this sometimes now as too.
Hey. Jon. I wrote this thing. Where do I hashtag?
My Friend Jon
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February 15, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Pam Bondi’s skull appears to be trying to push it’s way out through her face, as if even her skeleton wants nothing to do with her.
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
If someone broke into my house and looked in the freezer they would be amazed at the amount of popsicles and breast milk our family has.
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Why did I get super nervous when the Nooks were looking me up in the airport? Like, I wasn’t going to be allowed to play Animal Crossing because I did something bad one time.
#switch #nintendo #animalcrossing #nook #badkid
January 28, 2026 at 11:42 PM
If I came home from boarding school and told my parents that three kids spent a lot of time in the shop teacher’s shed all year long there would at least be an investigation. It doesn’t matter that they’re magic!
January 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
In Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets when Neville runs by Hagrid (who says hello and Neville ignores him, rude) to tell the gang that someone busted up his room, these mofos run in and it’s a mess and there’s feathers everywhere and not ONE PERSON says “Hedwig, what happened?!”
January 19, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I don’t care how slow you go, I’ll never understand how they get the yellow and blue lines on the screen during football.
#nfl #football #playoffs #broncos #bills #computers
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Hey meteorologists, if you say it’s gonna snow and I look to see how much and it says “0.02in” under precipitation, that’s not snow. You’re mean.

#weather #meteorologists #imawhinybaby #ilovesnow
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
My wife bought an electric booger sucker online. It lights up and plays music. Our baby loves it. I laugh every time it turns on. Highly recommend. Like and subscribe. Thoughts and vibes.
January 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
‘The Gray Race’ is my favorite Bad Religion album. Is it the best? Probably, but I ain’t fightin over it.
January 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
When my wife says “don’t put a diaper on her, I’m going to give her a bath,” and then my daughter poops MY pants, I am in awe. The pride I feel is wet and obscene. #dad #baby #parenting #huggies
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
HAHAHAHA EVERYONE IS SO COOL
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My daughter was born yesterday. I am a first time dad. I have never experienced beauty like I did on Friday morning. I don’t think I’ll get another of those moments for a long while. 100% pure happiness that takes your breath away.

On Saturday, IU gave me that feeling once again.

#football
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I literally showed old people pictures of my daughter while leaving the hospital this morning. I know how crazy I looked. I hope everyone alive gets to feel this good as much as possible. So much beauty it can make you cry.

#dad #baby #mom #2025 #love
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What’s up? This hurt. It will continue to hurt. This is the way.

#art #tattoo #outline #japanese #traditional #kuniyoshi #colinmcclain #time&tide #snake #wip #backpiece
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hey Gemini, soft serve vanilla cones fucking rip and always have. Google you absolute dufus. #googleisarobotandhasnosex #alcs #bluejays #commercials #canada
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Cast n’ Play’s Ballad of the Rat Plague has some truly fantastic prints. I’m really excited to paint this!

Who’s making awesome minis I need to check out?

#dnd #d&d #dungeon #monsters #workinprogress #wip #warpaint #vallejo #miniatures #miniaturepainting #trpg
#dungeonblocks
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Every game needs an annoying bordering on comic relief group of goobers to kill: enter the West Boggs Cartel and their leader Bloney Stoll. Jungle Toads by Cast N Play quick draft! I’m excited to paint these!

#dnd #d&d #dungeon #monsters #workinprogress #wip #miniatures #miniaturepainting #trpg
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
First floor is ready for table! I just can’t with these Dungeon Blocks. So versatile, easy to paint, and FUN. We fittin’ to fight monsters and get treasure! Bring a snack!

#dnd #d&d #dungeon #monsters #workinprogress #wip #warpaint #vallejo #miniatures #miniaturepainting #trpg #dungeonblocks
October 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hey, to the folks who design this shit. Because of you I get to paint and play with these toys and use them in my games!
I love ya, I do.
I accidentally drank paint brush water today. Not like… a lot.

#dnd #d&d #wip #warpaint #vallejo #miniatures #miniaturepainting #trpg #dungeonblocks
#frog #fun
October 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Don’t talk to me or my crew ever again. You can’t sit with us. Ok fine, sorry. Sit down, have some of my fries. What’s up? You ok?

#dnd #d&d #graveyard #monsters #workinprogress #wip #moodeng #warpaint #vallejo #miniatures #miniaturepainting #trpg
October 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sometimes people will say “I’d listen to them read the phone book” when they like the sound of a person’s voice or vibe. I like Peyton Manning. I enjoy him. I couldn’t listen to Eli Manning read a ketchup packet without being annoyed.

#mnf #nfl #football #manningcast
October 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The spook factor is ramped and I’m ready to unleash terror, mom! Not even She-Ra can save them!

#dnd #d&d #graveyard#armypainter #wash #tuft #miniatures #miniaturepainting #trpg #dungeonblocks
October 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM