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@limolitz.bsky.social
Lives in Stockholm. Likes to ski and riding bicycles. Writes and runs software for cancer diagnosis.
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If you are in your late thirties to mid-forties right now, there is a good chance that you have spent most of your life in a cycle of making some sort of home on the internet only to have it crumble beneath you like chalk and having to start over.
May 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
If you are in your late thirties to mid-forties right now, there is a good chance that you have spent most of your life in a cycle of making some sort of home on the internet only to have it crumble beneath you like chalk and having to start over.
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He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.
March 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.
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Individueller CO2 Fußabdruck war wirklich ne Meisterleistung der ÖL Lobby. Während Familien auf Bambus Zahnbürsten umsteigen und sich Reminder dafür machen das Licht überall auszumachen, fliegen Milliardäre zum Spaß ins All oder feiern 2Mio Euro Hochzeiten in Venedig wo alle mit Privatjet kommen. 🫠
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Individueller CO2 Fußabdruck war wirklich ne Meisterleistung der ÖL Lobby. Während Familien auf Bambus Zahnbürsten umsteigen und sich Reminder dafür machen das Licht überall auszumachen, fliegen Milliardäre zum Spaß ins All oder feiern 2Mio Euro Hochzeiten in Venedig wo alle mit Privatjet kommen. 🫠
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Für alle, die vielleicht verwirrt sind ob der scharfen Kritik an Streecks Aussagen, vor allem auch aus der behinderten Community: Man darf die Frage, ob es bei nem hundertjährigen noch lohnt teure Medikamente zu verabreichen NICHT stellen. Das ist eine absolut unveräußerliche Grenze,…
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Für alle, die vielleicht verwirrt sind ob der scharfen Kritik an Streecks Aussagen, vor allem auch aus der behinderten Community: Man darf die Frage, ob es bei nem hundertjährigen noch lohnt teure Medikamente zu verabreichen NICHT stellen. Das ist eine absolut unveräußerliche Grenze,…
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
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November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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can albanian speakers please tell me more about this verb that apparently means “to die” but only for humans and bees???
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
can albanian speakers please tell me more about this verb that apparently means “to die” but only for humans and bees???
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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Die direkte Übernahme amerikanischer Diskurse durch deutsche Medien schön damit illustriert, dass es die hier abgebildete Metapher "to paint oneself into a corner" im Deutschen gar nicht gibt.
After many successful years in the US, the musical “Only the left and liberals have agency” gets performed in Germany …
August 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Die direkte Übernahme amerikanischer Diskurse durch deutsche Medien schön damit illustriert, dass es die hier abgebildete Metapher "to paint oneself into a corner" im Deutschen gar nicht gibt.
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Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.
August 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
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August 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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George Orwell gets a lot of credit for predicting the future when he wrote 1984 in the year 1949, but here’s Aldous Huxley predicting the rise of AI slop in the year 1932
August 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
George Orwell gets a lot of credit for predicting the future when he wrote 1984 in the year 1949, but here’s Aldous Huxley predicting the rise of AI slop in the year 1932
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starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government
August 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government
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Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024
June 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024
Everything should bounce back up when you drop it, not just balls.
May 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Everything should bounce back up when you drop it, not just balls.
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You know where this goes next.
We get Jar Jar.
We get Jar Jar.
April 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You know where this goes next.
We get Jar Jar.
We get Jar Jar.
they're taxing the pengwings
April 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
they're taxing the pengwings
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Just spent 1.25 hours caramelizing onions because that is, and I really must insist on this, how long they take slate.com/human-intere...
Why Do Recipe Writers Lie About How Long It Takes To Caramelize Onions?
Browning onions is a matter of patience. My own patience ran out earlier this year while leafing through the New York Times food section. There, in the...
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March 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Just spent 1.25 hours caramelizing onions because that is, and I really must insist on this, how long they take slate.com/human-intere...
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Weird seeing people talk about the "first they came for" poem in a way that shows they don't understand we're well into the "then they came for" lines at this point
March 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Weird seeing people talk about the "first they came for" poem in a way that shows they don't understand we're well into the "then they came for" lines at this point
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cannot believe that we taught rocks to whisper Secret Numbers so vast that their names have never before and will never be spoken again in the long span of human time, and we use them to key databases for e-commerce systems
August 12, 2023 at 4:31 AM
cannot believe that we taught rocks to whisper Secret Numbers so vast that their names have never before and will never be spoken again in the long span of human time, and we use them to key databases for e-commerce systems
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out of nowhere my kid laughed and said "I'm having a great time with you people" which might be the funniest thing you can say in a room containing only your parents
March 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
out of nowhere my kid laughed and said "I'm having a great time with you people" which might be the funniest thing you can say in a room containing only your parents
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Maybe we weren’t meant to wake up and read 20 terrible things immediately.
February 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Maybe we weren’t meant to wake up and read 20 terrible things immediately.