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Air traffic controller 🦺
System analyst 💻
Crypto investor 📉
Dog lover 🦮
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It was a pleasure to spend time with Prime Minister Carney last week in Toronto.
May 14, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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🤔 currently manifesting a man that wants to prove his love to me by getting me the orange Le Creuset set, the big one 🙂 waiting patiently 🤓
May 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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JD Vance announced the suspension of $1.3 billion in Medicaid payments to California as part of his new role as "fraud czar" for the Trump Regime.

Meanwhile, Trump has pardoned multiple convicted fraudsters, including several who gave money to his campaign and Super PAC.

Remember this.
May 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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May 14, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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Here is a very important video of an otter having his head stroked.
May 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Markwayne is saying arrests at the World Cup are “not off the table” while saying the Gestapo won’t have a presence there out the other side of his face. DO NOT COME HERE IT IS NOT SAFE!!!!
May 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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The President of the United States is a liar.
May 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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the fact that i text people and they text me back pretty fast really blows me sometimes 🥴 my social battery is on 16% i’m doing my best 🙂
May 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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the yearly infestation of ivy from the neighbours yard has begun
May 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Guy in my section just cleanly caught a foul ball while seated, took a second to laugh about it with his buddy, and handed the ball to the nearest kid. That’s how you do it
May 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Who has a better smile than Millie?
May 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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i swear down, if one more person comments on how long my hair is i might hit someone :D
May 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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It fits MTG perfectly.
December 7, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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the phrase “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap” is so funny because what the fuck do you mean
December 5, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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in another life I’m just a girl in a tiny pink car with no internet use
December 5, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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"Drinking is not a problem for me" - Pete Hegseth

Yea, just a problem for everybody else.
December 4, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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I’m confessedly woefully late to the brown butter thing, but holy shit — what a game changer right?!?
December 5, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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power is back! yay!!
December 5, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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im afraid when reputation tv comes out it will actually kill me
taylor swift is covering her face with her hands and says absolutely terrifying .
Alt: taylor swift is covering her face with her hands and says absolutely terrifying .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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Anyone else getting fucking swarmed with the most “polite” AI bots in the history of time?

If this is how it ends, I’m tapping the fuck out now. 😂
December 5, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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Turns out if you go caroling, it has to be CHRISTMAS songs. The neighbours will call the cops if you sing "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.
December 4, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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I feel like whoever it was in govt who wanted to bring back the firing squad as capital punishment kind of got their wish granted.
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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I personally don’t celebrate gun wielding assassins in broad daylight under any circumstances.

That being said: United HealthCare absolutely did try to kill me by trying to cut my chemotherapy dosage and I had to get my senator to intervene and it was one of the most traumatic weeks of my life.
December 4, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I block trolls.
December 5, 2024 at 2:13 AM