Loki
lokithebold.bsky.social
Loki
@lokithebold.bsky.social
Small kobold. Big opinions. Dark professional satire, cursed project management, questionable human rituals, and occasional Mimicrian wisdom from Book-Book.
I love that the original Space Jam website still exists. #nostalgia

www.spacejam.com/1996/
Space Jam
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September 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Loved the #Wardogs beta, not sure why recon now feels like it does but I'm peacing out before I burn myself out trying to make it work. Still recommend it if you like high aggression, sub 400m fights.
September 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I swear it was an accident. >.< #Wardogs
September 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Let's do this. #Wardogs
September 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
First day troubles but hopefully Valve is able to provide support. Regardless, I'm looking forward to getting in. #wardogs #patience #queuedForWardogs
September 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Almost there! #Wardogs
September 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Wardogs is surprisingly good. Mix and match your gear, build around whatever questionable tactical decisions suit you best, and then get lost on maps that are absolutely enormous.

It’s in open beta now too, request and jump in

store.steampowered.com/app/1867240/...
Pre-purchase WARDOGS on Steam
WARDOGS is a TACTICAL ALL OUT WARFARE FPS where one hundred players split across three teams fight over the control zone. Set in the derelict industrial mountains of Eastern Europe on a destructible b...
store.steampowered.com
September 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Hate that moment where you switch out a PSU, push the power button but not actually flip the switch at the back. Everything is doom. It's broken. Then you see it and have a moment where the world makes sense again.

It's just skill issues.
August 22, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I edited my nonsense down to a condensed hour of chaos. Highly recommend Halo: Campaign Evolved as you can see here: youtu.be/dIMB-x8DjpM

#HaloCampaignEvolved #Halo #Gaming
Halo: Campaign Evolved in 70 Minutes - Condensed Playthrough
YouTube video by LokiTheBold
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July 24, 2026 at 11:03 PM
First impressions after 7.5 hours of Halo: Campaign Evolved on Normal: it was amazing.

The graphics are, aptly, Unreal. The Flood are terrifying at this resolution. And whoever wrote the Grunts’ dialogue? Absolute peak.
July 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
A reminder that the world keeps its brightest colours just beyond the walls we build.
July 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Anytime there’s some staff engagement meeting where someone says we need to smile more.
July 20, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Look, me wearing my normal person costume is not the same as me being a Non-Playable Character. You all got the script. I got a drop box with anxiety issues, stuffed with loose papers.

This one says, “Wing it.”

And now I’m concerned we were given the same thing.
July 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Place the compass at the centre of the boardroom.

Recite the strategic priorities.

Sacrifice whoever asks what they mean.

From: Real Secrets of Professional Project Mismanagement
June 25, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ARC Raiders: Stairway to Stella Challenge Runs live at www.twitch.tv/lokithebold
LokiTheBold - Twitch
I know not what I seek, only that a glowing exclamation mark told me to seek it.
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June 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I made a one-life ARC Raiders challenge: Stairway to Stella. Start empty, clear each map in order, unlock crafting as you go, and finish on Stella Montis by killing the Bastion and extracting alive. Have fun. Be Bold.
June 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Also, I'm working on an ARC Raiders Challenge run idea.
June 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The problem with sitting through “alignment” meetings is that I leave with six jokes and nowhere professionally safe to put them. So into the intertubes they go.
June 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM